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#603713 - 12/30/13 12:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I can't stand cheddar on vegetables. W/ broccoli and spinach, I usually just use a little butter and a little grated parmigiano reggiano.
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#603723 - 12/30/13 07:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Found this randomly on the internet titled McDonald's Holiday Pie. ![](http://i.imgur.com/6BKNmAg.jpg) ![](http://i.imgur.com/tAc3ZnB.jpg) ![](http://i.imgur.com/7b1kt3H.jpg) The person who took the photos had this to say: "It tastes very good because of the egg creme filling. I ate 2 of them." Valley Fresh Steamers Broccoli & Cheese Sauce is just crawling with allusions to XPT.
It's like Ryan Knox with gonorrhoea and shit in his pants.
this is already better than actually having panzer around. big win for xpt.
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#603726 - 12/30/13 07:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: LouCypher]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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It is like going to Epcot Center at Disney World to experience world cultures without actually having to go the countries in question and interact with the disgusting locals.
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#603754 - 12/31/13 05:48 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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New lob wedge and putter
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#603925 - 01/03/14 09:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Wouldn't it be simpler if Panzer could post his own pics?
I trust Mistah Jigaloo's editorial skills, but I worry I'm going to miss a plate of revolting food or a "subway nigga".
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#603949 - 01/03/14 11:41 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 10/19/06
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you need links to his special effects let me know. a list has been compiled just in case he can't keep his freak under control and things get permanent.
and simpler is not having him around for a bit. i'm sure he's using the time he's not here usefully and this forum will light up with all things panzer feb.1.
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#603964 - 01/04/14 04:13 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Wouldn't it be simpler if Panzer could post his own pics?
I trust Mistah Jigaloo's editorial skills, but I worry I'm going to miss a plate of revolting food or a "subway nigga". Read my lips, you will not miss any "subway nigga." You won't miss any food if it's something new and especially revolting either. Somebody is using altogether way too much Jovan Musk for Men. Trannies love Jovan Musk For Men.
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#604095 - 01/05/14 08:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Nexus 5 from Google (even though LG makes it). It doesn't have all of those carrier installed apps bullshit and will always have the latest version of Android without the updates being delayed and filtered by the carriers.
It has a 5 inch screen and is probably the lightest phone I have ever carried and definitely the biggest phone I have carried in my front pants pocket.
I got it all sorted out over the weekend. I think this will be my favorite phone to date.
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#604099 - 01/05/14 09:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Kingfish]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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and definitely the biggest phone I have carried in my front pants pocket. Scrotum glowing yet?
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#604159 - 01/07/14 05:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 04/21/04
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no one cares what none yall purchased.
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#604371 - 01/09/14 07:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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^you sir, are a bad motherfucker. i love it. Guapo will you tell us what you've stolen lately? most likely a cable/internet connection based on the frequency of his posts.
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#604650 - 01/12/14 04:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 07/24/11
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#604659 - 01/12/14 07:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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That one of the adjustable models, where you can change the strength of your hit?
That a stay at home thing or you carry it on you?
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#604735 - 01/13/14 07:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Yup. It also gives you a readout for ohm resistance for the heads you attach to it. The biggest upside is the fact that you can change the batteries. Most of the "pen" style ones go to the trash once the cell is dead. My last one lasted about three months. They're supposed to go about a year (about 400 charges) I was pissed, so I ordered this beast so I don't have to put up with that bullshit again. Also just got a huge bottle of my favorite juice in the mail (eastwood by Indigo Vapor) What is the Eastwood flavor? An actual tobacco flavor?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#604745 - 01/13/14 09:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Kin you put yer weed in there?
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#604780 - 01/14/14 07:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Kingfish]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Nexus 5 from Google (even though LG makes it). It doesn't have all of those carrier installed apps bullshit and will always have the latest version of Android without the updates being delayed and filtered by the carriers.
It has a 5 inch screen and is probably the lightest phone I have ever carried and definitely the biggest phone I have carried in my front pants pocket.
I got it all sorted out over the weekend. I think this will be my favorite phone to date. I gave up on upgrading my cell phone until I see what the next version of the Galaxy S is going to be (which should be in a couple of weeks), but I came close to jumping over to the Nexus brand. It seemed solid. If Samsung abandons the dual selling points of replaceable battery and memory expansion via SIM card for a solid case design (as some have suggested they are going to do with the next version of their flagship phone), then I'll probably go with the Nexus.
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#604785 - 01/14/14 09:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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I am happy with the Nexus 5, it is about half the price of a comparable Samsung. This thing feels to be about half the weight of my HTC Evo that I replaced though about 25 percent bigger.
The SD card is a weird thing on Android, my HTC had one. It appears that Androids that split the memory across internal and SD still need to have the internal memory available for the apps even though you can move most of the app to the SD card, it still needs "hooks" in the internal memory. My HTC Evo was through Sprint and they loaded it with shit I couldn't delete (Nascar, Blockbuster, Amazon, etc) and it used up precious internal memory and they were not moveable to the SD card.
Nexus 5 has all internal memory and those restrictions don't apply. Also the Nexus 5 has no bullshit carrier apps installed. On my 16G phone, before I installed anything it had about 14G free. If you have a need for a ton of space, the Nexus 5 comes in a 32G version.
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#604787 - 01/14/14 10:51 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I thought on all Android phones that apps have to be on internal memory.
Expandable memory and replaceable battery were the main reasons I went with an S3 for my last upgrade.
I will say that I don't know anyone who has had to send an Apple device back for a new battery. My mom has a 1st generation iPad that is in constant use for the past 3 years and it is still fine.
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#604788 - 01/14/14 10:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I thought on all Android phones that apps have to be on internal memory. Jerk, on my Evo in the app manager there is an option to move an app to the SD card. Not all of the apps would let you do this especially those shitty Sprint pre-installed apps. For example, if the app was 30Megs, you could move all but about 100K to the SD card. I think the better designed apps can do this. Check your app manager and get the details for a given app and see if it gives the option.
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#604799 - 01/15/14 01:53 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Kingfish]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
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I've never tried to move apps. The SIM card for me is to carry my music and pictures/videos. Until they start making cell phones with about 100 Gigs of native memory, I'll need an expansion slot.
The removable battery is an odd psychological thing with me.
For example, one of the drawbacks they talk about with new all-electric cars (not hybrids) is "Range Anxiety". Even though research has shown that 90% of people never drive beyond the range of even the crappy Nissan Leaf, they don't sell more electric cars because of people's irrational fear that they might just suddenly decide to go on a cross country road trip.
Even though I have micro-USB charges dangling from every electrical socket in the house, in my car, and in my gym bag/briefcase, I don't feel comfortable unless I have at least one spare fully charged battery with me when I leave the house--and if I am travelling I have at least 3. It is my version of "Range Anxiety" for my cellphone.
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#604800 - 01/15/14 02:38 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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As long as this has become the Android thread, the other thing that Samsung has done right, that nobody else has matched, is the calendar app. They have a Samsung version of the google calendar app that is different than the native android version and is just about perfect. It integrates events, scheduling, task lists, notes, attachments, contacts, locations, etc. better than any other app on the market. And unlike all the third party calendar apps on the market it actually looks professional and tasteful. All of the best selling apps for BOTH the android and iPhone market look like they were designed by Liberace's more flamboyantly gay cousin. Image of the most highly recommended calendar/organizer app: Image of stock Samsung calendar app: I have been using PDAs since the days of the Palm Pilot and I recently bought a Nexus 7, that I got specifically to use as an electronic personal organizer, and the day I found out that the calendar app that I had been using for years on my Samsung phones was not the default Google/Android app quite possibly may have been one of the worst days since 9/11. I still consider ditching the Nexus 7 and buying a Samsung Note 8 from time to time solely for the calendar app.
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#604836 - 01/15/14 07:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Generizer]
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Porn Fucking Master
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I got the Nexus 5 a month and a half ago after having the iPhone for 3 years. I'm loving it. There are somethings about the iPhone that I miss but it's nothing notable nor am I dwelling over it and can't deal with. But I'm a simpleton.
I've had the Nexus 7 a year prior to getting the Nexus 5 so it was fairly familiar with me to use. One thing I don't miss about the iPhone is it slowing down A LOT. Not sure what that's all about and don't really care. I just want shit that I pay money for to just fucking work. Fix your broken avatar you lazy whore.
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#604839 - 01/15/14 07:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#604842 - 01/15/14 08:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
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Who are you talking to, Gen? She had a fake cancer? I thought she had an aneurysm.
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#604843 - 01/15/14 08:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Fucking Master
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Why do all you guys shit on tranzer's stock piling of shit? Seem's like you guys would all be into end of the world prepping. He's just storing up what he deems are his essentials.
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#604846 - 01/15/14 09:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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end of the world for these deviants equals the power is shut off and they have to go back to magazines. no one here prepares for anything beyond the weekend.
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#604848 - 01/15/14 09:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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i am prepping for a major reveal nigga. peep "all in the family" thread.
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#604888 - 01/16/14 02:34 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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I got the Nexus 5 a month and a half ago after having the iPhone for 3 years. I'm loving it. There are somethings about the iPhone that I miss but it's nothing notable nor am I dwelling over it and can't deal with. But I'm a simpleton.
I've had the Nexus 7 a year prior to getting the Nexus 5 so it was fairly familiar with me to use. One thing I don't miss about the iPhone is it slowing down A LOT. Not sure what that's all about and don't really care. I just want shit that I pay money for to just fucking work. Fix your broken avatar you lazy whore. Meh. I'm surprised anyone even noticed to begin with. You fuckers forgot my god damn birthday in August. :-P Anyyyywayyyys! $30 of cheap thermals because I'm cold like your hearts.
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#604889 - 01/16/14 02:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
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Who are you talking to, Gen? She had a fake cancer? I thought she had an aneurysm. I had fake cancer and a fake stroke. You can see how fake it is on YouTube. I don't have fake body parts so at least I can make the other part of me fake. Duh.
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#604953 - 01/17/14 06:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Generizer]
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Porn Fucking Master
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Who are you talking to, Gen? She had a fake cancer? I thought she had an aneurysm. I had fake cancer and a fake stroke. You can see how fake it is on YouTube. I don't have fake body parts so at least I can make the other part of me fake. Duh. I wasn't the one saying you had a fake cancer, that was the other fella, the "fake aneurysm" comment was just going along with the joke. Why would I know your birthday?? I don't know you at all.
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#604966 - 01/18/14 10:21 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Yup. It also gives you a readout for ohm resistance for the heads you attach to it. The biggest upside is the fact that you can change the batteries. Most of the "pen" style ones go to the trash once the cell is dead. My last one lasted about three months. They're supposed to go about a year (about 400 charges) I was pissed, so I ordered this beast so I don't have to put up with that bullshit again. Also just got a huge bottle of my favorite juice in the mail (eastwood by Indigo Vapor) What is the Eastwood flavor? An actual tobacco flavor? Eastwood tastes like a cigarette if Jesus had a tobacco farm and irrigated using his virgin mother's tittymilk. It's a 50/50 blend of The Duke (a bold, slightly sweet tobacco flavor) and Indigo RY (a light vanilla/caramel tobacco). Indigo is highly revered for their tobacco flavors and the amazing thing is that they're completely synthetic and not N.E.T. (naturally extracted tobacco).
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#604982 - 01/18/14 05:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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A toque from the gym i box at.
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#604987 - 01/18/14 06:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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^ wool hat for Americans.
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