19072 Members
14 Forums
40340 Topics
614066 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#586072 - 03/18/13 10:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
|
that cat piss lifestyle might not make it^.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#586113 - 03/19/13 01:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#586238 - 03/20/13 03:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: frankie fatale]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
|
that cat piss lifestyle might not make it^. Huh?
_________________________
Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#586239 - 03/20/13 03:48 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
|
referring the oregano quality weed there.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587083 - 03/26/13 10:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
|
cheeeeeeeeep levis and some t shirts and drawers from urban outfitters. pervert heaven that store is....
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587215 - 03/28/13 01:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
|
unless youre a girl or one of those spandex shorts wearing bicyclists you shouldnt be wearing those^.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587219 - 03/28/13 02:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
|
or Kenny Powers
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587221 - 03/28/13 02:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: frankie fatale]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
unless youre a girl or one of those spandex shorts wearing bicyclists you shouldnt be wearing those^. Maybe he has s motorcycle and needs the Z-87 eye protection.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587225 - 03/28/13 03:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: frankie fatale]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
|
referring the oregano quality weed there. More basil, but I know what you're saying. Terrible, dry, harsh. We blew through the bag in like 10 days. That said, the new oz. is fantastic!!
_________________________
Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587228 - 03/28/13 03:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
|
sharpies.
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587234 - 03/28/13 03:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: frankie fatale]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
unless youre a girl or one of those spandex shorts wearing bicyclists you shouldnt be wearing those^. Maybe styles and fashions mean different things on Tatooine. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif)
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587242 - 03/28/13 04:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
|
No implants, no Asians, no eyewear like above. There's just no hope for you.
The stock versions look completely shitty in comparison. Things should be okay in eyewear on Tatooine.
When dead hookers need to get dismembered for storage and disposal, you need something which'll protect you from the little bits like teeth and bone fragments, so you buy the good stuff because you want to use it. You're in it for the long haul.
With polarised lenses, there's no glimmer in their eyes before it's all done with, no last burning to a shining glow before the ashes of broken dolls descend onto old carpets soaked in their blood. Less exciting for some beginners, yet necessary for seasoned cleaners who got shit to do after their contract work.
Easily switchable lenses offer variations for setups with different lighting intensity - a killer feature for snuff video work.
Clear lenses're also available, so if you didn't have it all before and want - or need - more life fading away in front of you, you're set.
The frame gets increased grip the wetter it gets. That's an unhealthy motto for a gold digger, still, in the heat of the carnage this feature shines brighter than that humming sign over the whore victim's brothel.
Discriminate in style. Go with Oakley.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587248 - 03/28/13 06:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: drained]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
No implants, no Asians, no eyewear like above. There's just no hope for you.
The stock versions look completely shitty in comparison. Things should be okay in eyewear on Tatooine. Hey, I like the glasses. But, I've got zero fashion sense.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587253 - 03/28/13 06:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: drained]
|
J.B.
Unregistered
|
When dead hookers need to get dismembered for storage and disposal, you need something which'll protect you from the little bits like teeth and bone fragments, so you buy the good stuff because you want to use it. You're in it for the long haul. So, in an effort to bolster your bad-ass cred, you've decided to emulate Sportswami? There's a graemlin for that. ![sportswami sportswami](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/sportswami.gif)
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587259 - 03/28/13 07:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
the sunglasses suggest he leaves the house... ![crazy crazy](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/crazy.gif) , right?.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587263 - 03/28/13 07:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: LouCypher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
the sunglasses suggest he leaves the house... ![crazy crazy](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/crazy.gif) , right?. Yes. Implies: Leaves the house ... and in daylight, even ... But ... 1st Fundemental Law of Star Wars: The Sith Lie.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587267 - 03/28/13 08:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
i bet that shit sounded way more funny inside your vader helmet...
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587268 - 03/28/13 08:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: drained]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
Fanlons suffer, narrow-minded, hefty pornerd. No choice. No honour. I'm a hefty "pornerd"!!! About these suffering "Fanlons" ... are any of them blonde twin girls??? ![blinker blinker](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/21.gif)
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587391 - 03/30/13 02:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
Hood (white)- $60 Passenger side fender (2 tone, white on top, heavy after market gold on bottom)- $45 Bumper Cover (light factory gold)- $75
Now I gotta order a headlight assembly. One junk yard wanted $45 for a hazy one, but I can get a new after market for $49 shipped.
So about $230 total + time and gas. At 225K miles, I may just rattle can the paint. I need a new ride by winter.
Oh and in 4 months, my insurance is sure to go up $100/month.
Rear ended a guy in Staten Island. Pacing behind an SUV on my way home. Dude hit his breaks and darted over into center lane. When I could see around him I saw 3 cars stopped in the left hand lane. I nailed the breaks. With construction going on, there was no shoulder, just concrete median. I angled as far to the left as I could and wound up hitting the guy in the driver side rear. Basically my passenger side headlight impacted just under his driver side tail light. No airbags went off. He jumped out of his car holding his neck, but didn't get in the ambulance he had them call.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587434 - 03/31/13 06:35 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
|
Hood (white)- $60 Passenger side fender (2 tone, white on top, heavy after market gold on bottom)- $45 Bumper Cover (light factory gold)- $75
Now I gotta order a headlight assembly. One junk yard wanted $45 for a hazy one, but I can get a new after market for $49 shipped.
So about $230 total + time and gas. At 225K miles, I may just rattle can the paint. I need a new ride by winter.
Oh and in 4 months, my insurance is sure to go up $100/month.
Rear ended a guy in Staten Island. Pacing behind an SUV on my way home. Dude hit his breaks and darted over into center lane. When I could see around him I saw 3 cars stopped in the left hand lane. I nailed the breaks. With construction going on, there was no shoulder, just concrete median. I angled as far to the left as I could and wound up hitting the guy in the driver side rear. Basically my passenger side headlight impacted just under his driver side tail light. No airbags went off. He jumped out of his car holding his neck, but didn't get in the ambulance he had them call.
That blows. I pay $106 a month for full coverage, $500 deductible on two vehicles (2008 and 2013 models).
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587438 - 03/31/13 06:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
3pc chicken and 1 biscuit for $4.13 32oz jug of generic Windex for $1.09 2x 12.5oz jars of sweet relish for $1.00 each 10oz bag of corn chips for $1.00 You use the Windex to "extend" the relish, as a dip for the chips or as a beverage for your chicken value meal? Or just a "My Big Greek Wedding" type thing?
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587439 - 03/31/13 06:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
Happy you're safe and unhurt Jerkules.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587440 - 03/31/13 07:15 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
Holy fuck Fartz, that is cheap. I was at $99/month w/ Triple A car insurance (just liability, but maxed out coverage). Then Sandy threw my wallet in a tizzy and I let it lapse 2x for a day each. They dropped me and I went back to State Farm, who ratcheted me up to $198, for just above minimum coverage.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587457 - 03/31/13 02:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
|
Yeah, the being cancelled for being a day late blows. Throws you into a whole different category slightly above SR-22.
_________________________
Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587461 - 03/31/13 02:48 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
J.B.
Unregistered
|
The only thing remotely food-like in that mess is the whiskey. Everything else, including the fruit, is plastic.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587471 - 03/31/13 03:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
^^^ And from how many different dumpsters did you collect it all?
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587496 - 03/31/13 06:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
J.B.
Unregistered
|
I ate it all [except the cat food] He had to leave something for grandma.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587498 - 03/31/13 06:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: ]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
I ate it all [except the cat food] He had to leave something for grandma. Thus the snake enema, no?
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587519 - 04/01/13 05:52 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
|
1X Metzler ME33 Lazertec V-rated 1X Metzler MEZ2 1X RK o-ring chain, gold anodized sideplates, 110 links, press on master link 1X Metzler inner tube 130/80R17 1X Bridgestone inner tube 100/90R18
2X 24" tire irons from Harbor Freight 1X motorcycle wheel balancer from Harbor freight.
It would be nice if it would get warm.
Edited by JasonH (04/01/13 05:53 AM)
_________________________
Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587521 - 04/01/13 07:20 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
I am not a fan, but Harbor Freight does have its usefulness.
Best thing I bought from there was a 4pc pry bar set for like $10. Worst was a set of chrome T-handle Allen wrenches. Handles broke on the bigguns and lil ones twisted.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587717 - 04/02/13 09:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
|
Holy fuck Fartz, that is cheap. I was at $99/month w/ Triple A car insurance (just liability, but maxed out coverage). Then Sandy threw my wallet in a tizzy and I let it lapse 2x for a day each. They dropped me and I went back to State Farm, who ratcheted me up to $198, for just above minimum coverage.
Funny you say that, because State Farm is who I'm currently getting that excellent rate from. I forgot to mention that renter's insurance was covered in that payment as well. I was with allstate for eight years paying $108 for liability on a 2004 and 1998, then when I got my 2008, They told me it would be $134 for $1000 deductible full coverage just for my car alone. State Farm offered me $77 for Full Coverage $500 deductible on my car, liability on the girls car AND renter's insurance. After getting the 2013 for my lady, it went up to $106 (this included full coverage $500 deductible on her car as well). We were flabbergasted when they presented the premium and we kept asking them if it was a mistake because we didn't want to sign the paper than end up owing them more money due to some clerical error. According to them the price comes from 5+ years of no tickets/accidents from both drivers and the fact that I drive less than 35 miles a day, but the mileage thing is only a $10 discount.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587738 - 04/02/13 11:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
Yeah. There was a point, when the economy was high that I actually got dividends back from State Farm. One year I got checks equal to 30% of my premiums, then next I got back 25%. I really like the company, and was going to start using them for banking before they gave me the boot last time.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587739 - 04/02/13 01:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
I am not a fan, but Harbor Freight does have its usefulness.
the catalog is solid browsing material when you're on the throne.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587744 - 04/02/13 02:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
Eh, I prefer Northern Tool. If I haven't seen any interesting porn, I can stare at a 25 or 30 hp tractor, w/ bucket and brush hog to get in the mood for wacking. Don't judge, 1/2 you fucks jack off to Guns & Ammo.
Harbor Freight is good for single use or rarely used stuff. Basically, if you buy it from them and break it, then you use it enough to warrant purchasing a higher quality version of the tool.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587745 - 04/02/13 02:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: LouCypher]
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
I am not a fan, but Harbor Freight does have its usefulness.
the catalog is solid browsing material when you're on the throne. +1 But in my case its their 4x page insert in the weekly coupon circular. Too bad you can't stack all their coupons into a single order.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587747 - 04/02/13 02:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
|
^^^ What aoout your purchase of Pizza, Cola and tranny porn???
Eh, Panzie?
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#587754 - 04/02/13 02:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
85
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|