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It just makes you wonder how many days in Stevie Why's life have been spent waiting in line for Star Wars movies to open. The guy down the street ironing his original Star Trek uniform while waiting for the day his Planet of the Apes action figures accumulate enough value on E-Bay for him to get the Spock ear plastic surgery thinks you need to get outside a little more often.

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Nah, never waited in line for any of the Star Wars movies as I thought they all blew. I preferred the company of collectors on the "high end" scale who had things like the actual Death Star in their living room.

In my experience the "porn past" always scared girls away more than toys.