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#629934 - 09/09/15 05:28 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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No cheese, no onion, and it's a "Greek salad"? I'm learning more and more about what people think a Greek salad should be. We bought some green onions, green peppers and lettuce from the market the other day and when the women here prepared the salad later for lunch, they skipped out on using red onions because we had bought green onions (they called them "fresh onions") and because we bought lettuce, they didn't put any of the green peppers into the salad because you can either have one or the other, but not both. Go figure.
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#629996 - 09/10/15 11:44 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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i phone 6.glasses
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#630104 - 09/13/15 09:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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pillows
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#630127 - 09/15/15 09:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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hair stuff
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#630133 - 09/16/15 07:46 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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A new little boat to fuck around with here on the island. It'll make it to the mainland of Greece or the next island over, Paxos. Nothing fancy. I brought my drone with me, so that's how I was able to take the photo. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=56219&filename=NewBoat.jpg)
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#630134 - 09/16/15 08:50 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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New Kindle 7 hd. Old one wouldn't stream Amazon music. About 250.
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#630167 - 09/17/15 06:16 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/18/08
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#630177 - 09/17/15 06:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Drumsticks. Practice pad.
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#630178 - 09/17/15 06:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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1 with 1 refill. Teriyaki sauce was way salty on 10 servings of shrimps!
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#630186 - 09/18/15 02:41 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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^ That's the broccoli that you removed from the rest of the meal so you could just eat the deep fried chicken pieces and the fried rice, right?
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#630187 - 09/18/15 03:06 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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^ That's the broccoli that you removed from the rest of the meal so you could just eat the deep fried chicken pieces and the fried rice, right? No, but I like broccoli with General Tso's sauce. They put broccoli with General Tso's Combo Special Chicken and I like it, but they don't put a lot of it, so I decided to order broccoli in sauce without the chicken. They got nice and cruncy broccoli at the Chinese place, compared to soggy broccoli at the vegetable store.
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#630188 - 09/18/15 03:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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12 frozen chicago-style deep-dish pizzas from Lou Malnati's. They we delivered yesterday and are waiting in a freezer for me when I get home. I plan to have one each weekend while watching the Bears play. 4 cheese, 4 sausage, 4 pepperoni. Thinking about it, I really shoulda just bought all sausage, since they're twice as good as the other pizzas.
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#630239 - 09/19/15 06:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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shirt at muay thai event
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#630264 - 09/21/15 12:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Rear axle beam for 2000 Chrysler Town & Country - $200 from junkyard, should be in Thursday.
Shitty design of a galvanized hollow tube that rusts from the inside out. Part from the 2003 Voyager I have won't work, since it is the newer, longer lasting design.
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#630281 - 09/22/15 12:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Rear axle beam for 2000 Chrysler Town & Country - $200 from junkyard, should be in Thursday.
Shitty design of a galvanized hollow tube that rusts from the inside out. Part from the 2003 Voyager I have won't work, since it is the newer, longer lasting design. Is the part totally incompatible? The newer one that lasts longer is what I'm talking about. Because in looking at pics of the 2 years, it appears that the 2003 has a minor facelift and that's about it. Are there different mounting points on the axles?
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#630282 - 09/22/15 12:52 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Rear axle beam for 2000 Chrysler Town & Country - $200 from junkyard, should be in Thursday.
Shitty design of a galvanized hollow tube that rusts from the inside out. Part from the 2003 Voyager I have won't work, since it is the newer, longer lasting design. Is the part totally incompatible? The newer one that lasts longer is what I'm talking about. Because in looking at pics of the 2 years, it appears that the 2003 has a minor facelift and that's about it. Are there different mounting points on the axles? I don't know. I didn't want to spend the time taking the 2 vans apart to find out, then have my van down for 2-3 days waiting for the part from the junkyard. I need the one to drive, so for $200, I said fuck it. If it was $400+ for the junkyard part, I would have crossed my fingers that I get through the week and spent Saturday figuring out if I could enwurd rig it.
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#630296 - 09/22/15 10:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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#630298 - 09/22/15 10:54 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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more shitty eyeglasses. wanted to get a case for my phone, but arabs don't do customer service. they'd rather run their fucking mouths and jabber like teenage girls, bro out, and sexually harass white women.
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#630300 - 09/22/15 11:19 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#630309 - 09/23/15 07:49 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Speaking of airport tourist shops, I had a stopover in Frankfurt, Germany on my way back to Alaska and was checking out the gift shop next to my gate. After 4 large beers, I was going to buy a nice little keychain with the German flag on it and the name GERMANY on one side. Luckily I hadn't been drinking more than that, because right before I paid for it, I noticed it was misspelled as GREMANY. Must've been made in China.
I can't say enough nice things about Condor airlines Business Class seating. It's almost a 10 hour flight from Frankfort to Anchorage and this was my first time flying Business Class in a very long time. While the Economy/Premium-Economy seating has gotten tighter and tighter, Business Class has gone in the opposite direction. My seat reclined to an almost horizontal bed position and I slept for half of the flight. The 5 or 6 glasses of nice Australian Shiraz that I had with my first meal helped. I'm 6'6" with a large frame and I'll never take this flight again unless it's a Business Class seat. The upgrade price was 500€, but it was worth it to me. It makes me want to take the flight again sometime just to check out Germany for a bit. I've heard the women there can be truly filthy.
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#630318 - 09/23/15 04:52 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Luckily I hadn't been drinking more than that, because right before I paid for it, I noticed it was misspelled as GREMANY. Must've been made in China. I would've bought it for exactly that reason, then mailed it to whichever German newspaper hates Merkel most.
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#630319 - 09/23/15 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Mail it to VW in Wolfsburg. It'll go well with the new ambiance there.
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#630325 - 09/24/15 01:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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All ice cream would do is warm your heart. I forget if I posted this, but since it came in today: Throwback NJ Jets Jersey w/ name and # of famous injun pro wrestler Wahoo McDaniel. About $94 ![](http://i.imgur.com/f0pV6Xp.jpg)
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#630341 - 09/25/15 12:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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earrings
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#630366 - 09/28/15 05:45 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Was the service bad, or did you simply stiff a working person out of income because you could get away with it, Al? It was ketchup that sealed the server's fate. + I specifically ordered Endless Shrimp, without any sides, salads, biscuits or any other upsales, but the starter plate came with wild rice and corn on the cob. The corn on the cobb was added on receipt, free of charge, but I made it clear in the begining that the shrimp is what I am interested in. + Pineapple Habanero tasted way too sweet in the oversweetened somewhat spicy chili sauce. I had to spit out some of this sweet sauce back on the plate. + Plate with a skewer with 6 pices of shrimp instead of 10, a lemon wedge and a dippy cup with KETCHUP! Who the fuck dips the shrimp in ketchup?! + Grilled Shrimp sans Teriyaki sauce came out inconsistant with every following plate, I even think that they switched shrimp scampi on a skewer because one of the plates had too much oily shrimps. I am done with Red Lobster. To tell the truth, I'd rather spend this money and make a big-ass sandwich of my own at home. Every time I go Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp, I eat less and less and have more remorse for eating here and feel sorry around all the other patrons that think that this place is some fine dining. The server was some 50+ bald-ass Steve Buscemi-looking and sounding but fat doofus who KEPT MAKING EXCUSES to all the 5-6 tables in his section. He was out of place compared to all the servers, and he sounded way fancy and kept making hand gestures when he described the food menu, and made "grand" compliments to black grandmas for making "wise choices" over "excellent [food] paitrings". He also began talking to table [which had a newborn or something that kept crying] infront of me about how the childrens are god's blessing, and that he has too 2 "little ones" that are in college. He also mumbled something about his wife, but he did not have any rings on his fingers, so I wasn't buying his "wife and kids" story. The mexican guy at that table ordered Ultimate Feast and the server almost exploded in lame excitement, but right away began to offer all kinds of likker as a pairing. After I got served with ketchup as a dip, I knew that he will not get a tip from me, so I was looking forward to stiffing his ass and kept smirking pretty much all the time while trying not to giggle.
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#630370 - 09/28/15 08:18 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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If there was an endless corn on the cob special I'd so be there. But I am chagrined at your treatment of the 50 year-old server. A man of that age (I'm there in just three years) working for tips at a moderately-priced family restaurant whose patrons are mostly black deserves your empathy. Fuck no. Fuck him. He brought in my drink, I told him "thank you" and he quiet walked away without acknowledging my Thank You. I don't thank people for nothing, and expect an acknowledgement.
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#630374 - 09/28/15 10:06 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Shrimp is served with ketchup everywhere, you philistine. Never heard of cocktail sauce? Shrimp cocktail? Ketchup, horseradish, and Worchester? You're full of shit. You went in knowing you were going to short the server and just found excuses to self-justify your bad behavior. A shonda!
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#630375 - 09/28/15 10:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Tranzer I like you but you are a fucktard asshole.
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#630378 - 09/28/15 11:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I don't thank people for nothing, and expect an acknowledgement. Weren't you thanking him for bringing you your drink? You simple cunt.
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