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#627958 - 05/31/15 12:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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$50 w/ VistaPrint. Business cards, 2 sheets of stickers and a couple pens. I only got the stickers to make it easier to reorder, since I already did the design for the cards. I should get 200, not just 20, but I figure I'll check the quality first.
I found a nice old timey looking design that fit my biddness well. One font on it I didn't like, but after trying out about 15 different designs, I said fuck it and stuck w/ theirs.
$13.99 shipping was a kick in the balls. I'm too spoiled by Amazon Prime.
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#628023 - 06/02/15 10:14 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
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I'd rather have an engagement house. I bought the mrs her own house and I swear it gave us many good years together.
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#628024 - 06/02/15 10:58 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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Thin Lizzy CD.
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#628058 - 06/03/15 08:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#628063 - 06/04/15 08:02 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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14' trampoline pad $117 w/ free 2nd day shipping.
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#628068 - 06/04/15 08:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
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#628070 - 06/04/15 09:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Buying a string trimmer on Amazon.
Do you call them "String Trimmer" or "Weed Whacker"? It seems to be a regional dialectal difference If yer getting a gas one, get a 4-stroke, so you don't have to bother w/ the stupid mixed fuel.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#628132 - 06/08/15 09:14 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It'd have to be the cheaper vodka. Weed B Gone ain't that spendy.
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#628140 - 06/08/15 09:34 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I'm not really a jewelry person. There's a snarky pearl necklace comment here that everyone seems to have whiffed on.
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#628146 - 06/09/15 01:35 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Put vodka in a spray bottle as weed killer. It works. Vodka does pretty much everything. We used it one night to remove graffiti. Worked great.
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#628167 - 06/09/15 08:38 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Gap-tooth sinnamon love? I used to know her. I thought she was a philly girl. I went to NYC this past weekend for a family thing. Didn't buy much other than food. Catering from 2nd ave deli, cannoli from Ferrara's (goes with deli, right?), Chinese lunch with the cousins at Mee's Noodle shop (Fat Bloody Eggrolls!), Momofuku milk bar balls for the nieces, UTZ potato stix from Duane Reed (can't get those out here), slices at Two Boots, cheesecake after theater at Junior's. We walked through Times Sq after theater and it was like fucking new year's eve, just a sea of people. I hear it's like that every night now. It was as tight as a crowded subway car except we were outside on a double wide street!(7th/B'way) We walked by my cousin's old high school which was the basis for the movie Fame and ran into a cousin of the guy who played Leroy in the movie. He told us Leroy died of aids years ago. Oh, and a Boar's Head sammie to go for the plane home. BTW: what the fuck with the trendy new burger joints? Fuck, every block...Shake Shack, Bareburger, Five Napkin, Five Guys, Smokey Burger. Meanwhile, there's only one Grey's Papaya left.
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#628174 - 06/10/15 06:02 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I went to NYC this past weekend for a family thing... We walked through Times Sq after theater and it was like fucking new year's eve, just a sea of people. I hear it's like that every night now. It was as tight as a crowded subway car except we were outside on a double wide street!(7th/B'way) Last weekend? Then you just missed this: Minnie Mouse, Hello Kitty costumed characters brawl in Times Square: police![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=55968&filename=Menace%20Mouse.jpg) You see what your Disneyfication of Times Sq's done, Rudy? Mayor Law & Order me arse. BTW: what the fuck with the trendy new burger joints? Fuck, every block...Shake Shack, Bareburger, Five Napkin, Five Guys, Smokey Burger. Meanwhile, there's only one Grey's Papaya left. Don't get me started about the dearth and near death of Gray's Papaya. But at least the burger joints aren't more fucking McPanzers. LMFAO at the Boars Head. Things I take for granted.
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#628185 - 06/10/15 10:30 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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those fuckin specs again. i lose shit all the time.
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#628323 - 06/17/15 01:05 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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old sunglasses. they say Jim Beam on them.
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#628414 - 06/22/15 08:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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swim goggles. more lighty glasses. fuck i wish i could find em on line in bulk.
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#628415 - 06/22/15 09:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
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#628418 - 06/22/15 10:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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swim goggles. more lighty glasses. fuck i wish i could find em on line in bulk. Checkout AliBaba. This was the smallest minimum order I saw, 10pcs. Many had a 1200 minimum. http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/LED-reading-glasses_60086476708.htmlHere is another joint. http://www.dhgate.com/product/led-reading-glasses-10pcs-1-lot-promotional/97811827.html#s1-3-1a|1629307267 Just Google LED reading glasses. Shit is out there.
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#628425 - 06/23/15 09:09 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Took some CDs I never listen to in to a record store and a book store in Knoxville. Got 60 bucks credit. Used it plus a small amount of dollars more and landed several lps, comics and sci fi books from the 70s and earlier. Got a buzz on at the record store with one of the owners [female] and made it to Twin Peaks later to have a burger and couple beers there. Good day out on very little money spent.
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#628429 - 06/23/15 11:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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DhGate is my go to place for parts and such now. I've only explored it for tobacco accessories so far. Could you give us your thoughts on it after you've used it a few times?
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#628442 - 06/23/15 08:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
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Was Handsome Dick there? I ain't thought of him in forever.
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#628452 - 06/24/15 09:36 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
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Ugh. Very average cocktails here in Singapore are US$15.00. Wait, i was just in Singapore for some work meetings. shit, does that make me you? fuck i'm losing my mind.
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#628460 - 06/24/15 07:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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Wait, i was just in Singapore for some work meetings. shit, does that make me you? One of many careless tells you thought no one would notice "coincidences", I'm sure, along with the Appalachian origin, far-right world view, "advanced" sexuality, and obvious overcompensation for your squalid beginnings. It helps to write this stuff down, so's you can keep your stories straight. Speaking of things that'll never be straight: $15.00 for 5 plates of food Seaport Buffet:
+ 2x Glasses of Cola + 40x Shrimps + 25x Crawfishes + 5x Fried CHicken Wings + Some General Chicken + Red & Green Gelatin Dessert Squares, Canned Pineapple Pieces and Small Canned Peaches Do you actually count out the prawns and wings while you're at the buffet line, or do you wait 'til you get to the table and add 'em up before you shovel it down? If you do it at the buffet line, have any frustrated chinese cooks attempted to lop off your hand with a cleaver? I know I would. Hell, your carcass could prolly feed an entire village where they're from, to say nothing about Appalachia. Come to think about it, your carcass would prolly get the Admiral's entire redneck family off of the food stamps as well. Shit, no wonder he's been so nice to you...
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#628465 - 06/24/15 09:38 PM
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Do you actually count out the prawns and wings while you're at the buffet line, or do you wait 'til you get to the table and add 'em up before you shovel it down? If you do it at the buffet line, have any frustrated chinese cooks attempted to lop off your hand with a cleaver? I know I would. Hell, your carcass could prolly feed an entire village where they're from, to say nothing about Appalachia. Come to think about it, your carcass would prolly get the Admiral's entire redneck family off of the food stamps as well. Shit, no wonder he's been so nice to you...
I had a "pre-game" plan where I calculated, wrote and memorized what of foods I needed to get even, so I counted the shrimps at the hot table. The plan called for 10x chicken wings, but the 1st platter that I tried had very starchy and oily wings, so I opted out for another 5x of wings. Still, a pound of so of shrimps, over a pound of crawfishes, 2 glasses of cola and other minor foods were enough for the $13.01 price.
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#628466 - 06/24/15 10:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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JewNigga loves chicken and scrimps.
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#628472 - 06/25/15 05:56 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Chicken = young boys in gay parlance Scrimps = word used by a twink in The Birdcage who couldn't say shrimp Just sayin'
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#628572 - 06/29/15 07:05 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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watch. hankies. nice ties. all at winners for cheap
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#628592 - 06/30/15 09:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Lucked up on some old Vampirella Mags by Warren publishing. 6 for 53 bucks.
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#628614 - 06/30/15 10:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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combs, nigga. always combs.
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#628644 - 07/02/15 08:38 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Remastered lp - Velvet Underground with Nico [banana album] no peel off unfortunately. 180 gram vinyl. 24.95
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#628653 - 07/02/15 02:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Hugo boss blazer at a used clothing store. i got a wedding this weekend and i have fuckin been everywhere. not only was it a summer one and affordable (100 bucks), it fits me like a fucking glove. it needs no tailoring at all. i got a nice bowtie to go with it.
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#628657 - 07/02/15 04:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
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Butter tarts (a Canadian thing), veggie dogs and whole wheat WONDER Bread buns.
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#628660 - 07/02/15 06:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gag Factor Guru
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