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...I've usually got a few magazines handy its featured in as a good conversation starter.



Stevie: My mommy let's me buy these with my allowance. It's my own money so I do what I want with it.

Startled drunk girl: Uhh, I think I might have cancer. I have to go home immediately for radiation. Thanks for a wonderful time. I'll call you, um next spring.
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You're all still alive?