Its a standard thing to acknowledge a thank you, especially if the dude is working for tips. The guys comes around, hands over a glass of lemonade and walks away like I was not there. Niggas like that are taught by the corporate trainers to do shit like that, that's the 1st thing they are taught is to smile and be thankful, and the dude should've been double thankful that I thanked him on his not-so-fast service of bringing me a tumbler half-full of lemonade. 90 seconds before I stiffed him, he asked how was the service, and I told him "It was good!", [but it wasn't great!].

I don't believe a word of this. You're simple. You're a simple cunt. That's the only thing I believe.

Congratulations, Alex: You're the Martin Shkreli of XPT. I can't remember the last time I agreed with Seaman Shill about anything.

I'm calling bullshit here. You've never felt sorry for anyone or anything aside from yourself, in your entire life.

Well, technically I did "tip" $0.32, because I put $27.00 in the checkbook. With the rest $6.00 that I initially intended for the tip, I will spend it on some dessert.

You betta believe it!

An endless corn on the cob special really would be awesome, wouldn't it?

That too.

Nigerian visa. $180.
Fruit at yogurtland. $3.
Visa photos at FedEx. $16.

case and fancy ass screen for my new phone.

Nigerian visa? What?! Are you going to pick up your millions, Gia? Please pick mine up for me while you're there.

EDIT: Never mind, I missed that you went over this a month ago. Have fun at the wedding.

There will be PLENTY of pics, guys. Get ready.

Upskirt please ! lol

Gia gonna finally catch some BBC over in its homeland?

She might be catching another three-letter acronym.

Is this you, Alex?

http://www.dailystormer.com/insight-into-the-mind-of-a-jew/

No. But I will activate my jew skills today.

Bills Printed: $142

Heating Oil: $595, shit is about 80cents cheaper than it was in April, so I filled up the tank. Should last until I'm in a bind for money around Christmas.

Boots: $80 Timberland discontinued the style I've been buying for the past 15yrs and I was not impressed by the replacement. I found em on Amazon. In another month or 2 I'll look again and buy another pair.

NJMVC Surcharge: $274 Who knew a speeding ticket in NYC would lead to driving on the suspended list in NJ? I always thought they never passed tickets back and forth. Oh well. I made a payment a couple months ago, and paid it off today.

That was a quick $1000.

And I finally changed that Axle Beam I bought. JasonH may get a kick out of this pic. The Axle Beam I took out of the minivan. Maybe 1.5" of metal on the underside still holding it together.

Looks like that axle was a little too thin to begin with. I'm surprised that hasn't resulted in a lawsuit. But then again, no offense but most people driving old Chrysler minivans are broken individuals. So broken they don't even think they've got a chance in a personal injury suit.

It is cool. Wouldn't have to read many of my 12k posts here to figure out I'm broken.

Could have been a recall, I don't know. Van is a 2000, I got it the end of last year. Wasn't the rear axle the big recall on Windstars?

He could have performed the Heimlich maneuver on you after your windpipe ingested one of those shrimp and you wouldn't have tipped him.

Like anyone could get their arms around Phalex's waist.

Downside of EZ Pass, I think.






Hell, neither Plastic Man nor Inspector Gadget could do it, despite the fact that fat fuck being the most cartoonish buffoon on the board.

shitty glasses again. a bunch of AA stuff (not really bought, got a gift cert for bday).

This shirt


http://www.zappos.com/alternative-moroccan-tee

If I had paid the speeding ticket on time, I don't think I would have had any problem. Since my name is fucked up in the NY DMV system, they lose most of the tickets I get, so I never pay them until I start getting late notices. Seat Belt and 2 Speeding so far have vanished.

NJ hit me with the suspension 6months later. Since it was just clerical, and not a ticket, I don't know if it actually counts as a first offense for Driving While Suspended. I still don't have the 2pts for an out of state ticket on my abstract. I don't have any points on insurance or my license. If I stay out of trouble until July, my car insurance will drop from $230/month to $110. It recently dropped from $270 to $230.

Went to a psychedelic art show at Lost and Found Records in Knoxville this weekend and made a return trip yesterday. Got some lps to add to my collection. Most notable the Doors Alive she cried. 8 bucks.

Pizza Party wood-fired pizza oven. It's pretty small, light and somewhat portable. And it actually comes from Italy. It's not one of those huge pizza ovens that weigh several thousand pounds. It's probably 150-175lbs with the ceramic cooking stones installed in the floor. They make up about half of the weight.

Anyway, it'll get up to around 900° in a half an hour or so and that temp is good enough to make actual neapolitan pizza. I've had it going for about 4 hours now and have brought the temp up slowly to about 750° so far. I might make some pizza with it tomorrow if my dough turns out ok.

Man, I love an outdoor fire. I was just outside chilling in the 45° temps wearing just boxer briefs and a t-shirt. Because of this:



Which begat this:



Which led to this result (900°):



Close the door and hold the temperature for a while to sip on some wine:



Stare at the funky chicken:



And, finally, behold the fiery furnace of hell:

Last pic for the previous post.

Damn! Steez, I'm impressed. And jealous.

I agree - a very fine wood burning oven.

• Spanish Omelette w/Sausage, Toast, Fries, Coffee & Bloodies: $30.00 w/tip -- George's Diner, Brooklyn
• Cheap Sunglasses: $5.00 -- Dude w/Card Table, Broadway
• Sperry Top Siders & Dockers: $129.00 -- The Store What Fired Panzer
• Coffee, Soap & Andouille: $34.00 -- Whole Wallet
• This Here Book: $28.00 -- The Strand

That looks like a good book. The Ottoman empire has always been an interesting place historically.

bought a pack of camel's for my friend

a new dog collar design to see if this one will work better

5 office chair casters = $30

A couple of my chair's wheels were cracked so I contacted the manufacturer but there was no warranty and they wouldn't sell the wheels individually; they only offered a "total replacement kit" (casters, cylinder, arm pads, etc.) for $100. Fuck that shit; I just measured the wheel diameter and used a bolt gauge for the stem width and got equivalents off Amazon.

These aren't my latest purchase, but they're new & unused. I bought them at least 5 years ago, immediately spilled some gravy on them and stained the laces, then I bleached them clean, set them aside and forgot about them until yesterday. I found them just in time to wear them all day before watching the Mets win Game 5. Amazin'!

The niggest?!

^The Metsiest. But niggers can enjoy baseball too.

bullfighting posters, which i left on the fucking train like an idiot

teddy bear for the dog

Bunch of edibles from the weed store. Kiva bars, chocolate covered espresso beans, coated pecans. All dope-soaked in THC.

Some JVC headphones. About 40 bucks.
Also an Augsburg headset about 50.

Spent about 30 bucks at Norton Records on a Standells live ep and a garage compilation. Norton Records is a really cool site to shop.

fancy barber scissors for this fucking beard. my guy is good on the top, but he cut 'urban' hair for years and doesn't quite get the beard right.

12 vintage Libbey Coca-Cola glasses. We used to steal these from the local Denny's restaurant until they stopped using them. I had about a dozen of them at one point, but I managed to break all but 1 over the years. I tend to have a heavy hand when I'm pouring booze into glasses and since these are bell shaped and larger at the top, that still leaves a lot of room for soda/ice at the top even if I pour in too much booze. These are the original smooth glass kind, not the smaller, textured-glass models that McD's sometimes gives away.

Funeral for my sister.

Sorry man. Expensive financially and emotionally for sure.

Tough to hear sir. Was is expected? I have a funeral for a long-time AA guy on sat. He kicked booze but couldn't quit cigarettes.

She had a lot of physical problems. Not much quality of life at the end.

Sorry for your loss. Losing a sibling must be very tough.

Sorry to hear about that, Chuck. At least her suffering is over.