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#319954 - 12/04/08 05:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Use it on Lou, he wouldn't mind.




wHAT tHE?.

Weak Panzer..even for your genetics.

It's going to be a long winter for you lil guy.
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#319955 - 12/04/08 05:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Lou's kid must be an African child weliding a machine gun.




White kid and hockey stick. Same effect. Shoosh on that one though, between you and me and all.
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#319956 - 12/04/08 05:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Almost bought one of these today. They're marked down by almost $13K at the moment because of GM's situation and the crap economy. I thought it was a good time to check them out before Obama forces GM to stop building them. How the fuck can a truck this big be cramped?? I'm really tall, but still. It's an american truck. It should have TONS of headroom, but my head scraped the roof in both the front and back seats. Oh well.


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#319957 - 12/04/08 06:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gyps, ever tried Tarazadone?? Pretty good sleeping pill, and wont break ya $ wise..

As for MY latest purchase.. a big ass bale of hay.. 110 lbs.. $18.99





Tarazadone is a fucking nightmare. That and Starnoc. Don't take that shit. Trust me...
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#319958 - 12/04/08 07:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

gypsy, why dont you smoke pot?...30 min before your usual bedtime


I like to smoke pot regularly but it makes my eyes flutter if I close them while high on pot. And on pot I tend to be a bit hyper and not very sleepy. I wish it was that easy as smoking a doob.
Ive tried all the over the counter stuff, many controlled ones, many ones that they said weren't habit forming and they let me sleep a couple of hours but that's it. I want to sleep the whole nite through till the morning.

I just think I did so much damage from years of using that my body and and inner clock haven't returned back to normal yet. It's only been 2 years that I've put down hardcore drugs. Fucked up the natural serotonin and endorphins in me.

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#319959 - 12/05/08 05:35 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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It's only been 2 years that I've put down hardcore drugs. Fucked up the natural serotonin and endorphins in me.




1. Serotonin has nothing to do with your sleeping pattern.
2. Of course, your endorphin system is fucked up. You still use controlled substances, what do you expect?
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#319960 - 12/05/08 08:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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It's only been 2 years that I've put down hardcore drugs. Fucked up the natural serotonin and endorphins in me.




1. Serotonin has nothing to do with your sleeping pattern.
2. Of course, your endorphin system is fucked up. You still use controlled substances, what do you expect?



Dopamine???? Whatever the fuck you call it, I fucked it up and if you're talking about the Xanax then yes I guess Im still on drugs 2-3x a week. So that I dont look like a zombie while performing at work I will take em.

But I dont consider it taking drugs, when I took drugs it was for pleasure. Im just looking for some decent sleep and it does not happen on its on.
END OF THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT "MY" DRUG USE & SLEEPING PATTERNS! THANK YOU!

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#319961 - 12/05/08 10:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Agreed. Ralph Lauren Polo Blue Cologne, MMA gloves, Shock Doctor mouthguard.
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#319962 - 12/05/08 11:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Agreed. Ralph Lauren Polo Blue Cologne, MMA gloves, Shock Doctor mouthguard.




I would want the Kimbo Slice autographed MMA gloves...

http://cgi.ebay.com/UFC-MMA-KIMBO-SLICE-SIGNED-ROBE-TRUNKS-GLOVE-DEAL-W%2FCOA_W0QQitemZ390009411697QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20081117?IMSfp=TL081117118003r19175

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#319963 - 12/05/08 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Agreed. Ralph Lauren Polo Blue Cologne, MMA gloves, Shock Doctor mouthguard.




I would want the Kimbo Slice autographed MMA gloves...

http://cgi.ebay.com/UFC-MMA-KIMBO-SLICE-SIGNED-ROBE-TRUNKS-GLOVE-DEAL-W%2FCOA_W0QQitemZ390009411697QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20081117?IMSfp=TL081117118003r19175



Why would anyone want to pay that price for gloves signed by some street fighting nigga?

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#319964 - 12/05/08 04:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Because some people have expendable income Glanzer. Unlike you most people make an effort to better themselves and their income. I'm sure smelling like a Mobil station shithouse is an achievement for you and your ancestors but please do understand that you're a minority.
Just like Kimbo.
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#319965 - 12/05/08 09:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$204 on an after hours house call from the farm vet. My goat is sick
Hopefully she will feel better by mornin, poor baby!!
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#319966 - 12/05/08 09:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I bought like $80.00 worth groceries at Trader Joes.




Thanks for "literally" typing "like."

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#319967 - 12/07/08 11:47 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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New gym gloves and a Russian book, both on eBay.

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#319968 - 12/07/08 04:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:



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#319969 - 12/07/08 04:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:






What was in the third plate, ya third world dirt turd?.

So much for the diet eh fat-fuck.
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#319970 - 12/07/08 04:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:






What was in the third plate?




Deep-fried Yo Mama, you dirty American piece of shit.

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#319971 - 12/07/08 07:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Dimitri, I wouldn't go around calling anyone a "dirty piece of shit" with that Rapist avatar you're sporting:



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#319972 - 12/07/08 07:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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That's gross Panz, you know that's not really pork, right?? At least flatten out the rice.

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#319973 - 12/07/08 10:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:






alex why do you eat over your sketches ?


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#319974 - 12/07/08 10:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex why do you eat over your sketches ?




Because they both turn into shit.
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#319975 - 12/08/08 03:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A chair from Z Gallery and a large pepperoni pizza from Domino's.
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#319976 - 12/08/08 05:44 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:






alex why do you eat over your sketches ?





I ran out of space.

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#319977 - 12/08/08 05:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I was browsing just http://wc-video.voyeur-russian.com/ and found this video of very cute and slim Russian girl taking a piss, so I paid $14.99 for 1 month membership.



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#319978 - 12/08/08 09:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:






Its actually rat. The pic was disturbing.

Youre such a clutter bug, youre a tweeker huh?... Sketches, shitty food, shit and clutter are the main signs of meth abuse.

Cute.
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#319979 - 12/08/08 01:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:



alex why do you eat over your sketches ?




Because they both turn into shit.




^ lawlz..

Love her...
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#319980 - 12/08/08 01:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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At least flatten out the rice.




He uses the Gape and swallow method when his swollen tard
palate becomes unusable.Hence the stack. It was the end of the weekend and I'm sure his uncles are gearing up for the holidays..on his face.
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#319981 - 12/09/08 07:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319983 - 12/09/08 08:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pork fried rice and boneles spare ribs - $6.75 at local Chinese:






alex why do you eat over your sketches ?





I ran out of space.




Alex, as your co-dependant enabler, I will recommend a place to feed your panzer addiction.

http://www.ordmusfound.org/

In the back lot they have a huge King Tiger with appropriate shell damage.



Thanks, but I have enough reference for inspiration already in the "M Export" folder plus in my books. As soon as I find something on the net I just save it.

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#319984 - 12/09/08 09:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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More Bath & Body Works stuff.

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#319985 - 12/10/08 04:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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More Bath & Body Works stuff and I also bought 2 packs of M&M's because one of them was barely hanging from the vending machine. I couldn't shake it out because the vending machine was bolted to the floor, so for a price of 1 I got 2.



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#319986 - 12/10/08 08:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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More Bath & Body Works stuff and I also bought 2 packs of M&M's because one of them was barely hanging from the vending machine. I couldn't shake it out because the vending machine was bolted to the floor, so for a price of 1 I got 2.






alex that is insane

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#319987 - 12/10/08 08:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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More Bath & Body Works stuff and I also bought 2 packs of M&M's because one of them was barely hanging from the vending machine. I couldn't shake it out because the vending machine was bolted to the floor, so for a price of 1 I got 2.






alex that is insane



I agree, but I will sell them on eBay. I am pretty much hunting for special receipts that generate like a $10 OFF coupon that never expires if you call their 1-800 for automated survey. I already have 6 of the receipt-coupons and I plan to use them on semi-annual sale because during the semi-annual sale there will be no promotional coupons.

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#319988 - 12/10/08 08:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bottle for my old boss. It was the 10th anniversary of his restaurant.




Alex, your bath and body shit creeps me the fuck out. Do you just lounge in the tub all day, and then slather yourself with oils? Or are you stalking some future enema victim by sending her bath stuff?
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#319989 - 12/10/08 09:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I think he fills the tub with that stuff, thus the 2200 bottles.

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#319990 - 12/11/08 04:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/07/08
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Loc: USA
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#319991 - 12/11/08 04:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Loc: The 4th International
^^ Buy Dutch!
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#319992 - 12/12/08 10:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
5 Simon gift cards, I'm done with Christmas.

Thanks again, Mark J.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#319993 - 12/12/08 12:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex whats your ebay id?

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#319994 - 12/12/08 01:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

alex whats your ebay id?



Don't bother.

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#319995 - 12/12/08 02:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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season four of "lost" and a knock-off boy barbie doll
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#319996 - 12/12/08 02:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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season four of "lost" and a knock-off boy barbie doll



Knock off? Where?

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#319997 - 12/12/08 03:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
super walmart : orgasm:
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#319998 - 12/12/08 04:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Get the Barbie My Scene My Bling Bling Barbie Doll:



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#319999 - 12/12/08 06:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bottle for my old boss. It was the 10th anniversary of his restaurant.






YUMMMMOOOO

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#320000 - 12/12/08 06:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Panz, I suggest you start collecting Bratz dolls, they will eventually fade out, they're being sued and Mattel won.

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#320001 - 12/12/08 07:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panz, I suggest you start collecting Bratz dolls, they will eventually fade out, they're being sued and Mattel won.



I was only interested reading the negative reviews of the dolls. These reviews are really entertaining, check them out here

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#320002 - 12/13/08 11:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Me and Emo went to the store.




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
-Emo, Self-fellating butt-sniffer


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#320003 - 12/13/08 12:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Me and Emo went to the store.




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
-Emo, Self-fellating butt-sniffer



Carry some of these Beggin' Strips for those bums on the streets that cry "Guys, can you please help me get something to eat?".

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#320004 - 12/13/08 12:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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