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#572715 - 11/04/12 08:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jigaloo]
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J.B.
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That's good of you. Make sure to keep some for yourself though. I have plenty, thanks. Stocked up before the storm.
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#572740 - 11/04/12 12:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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My tattoo guy is doing a food drive for his church, so I picked up a bunch of travel sized toiletries.
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#572890 - 11/05/12 04:05 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I'm trying to visualize what a drunken Panzer post would look/read like. Despite my rather active imagination, larger than average vocabulary and sense of creativity I am failing miserably.
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#572977 - 11/06/12 01:56 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#572995 - 11/06/12 09:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You'll still get stinky if you don't shower. Men are supposedly more smelly, but a woman who is smelly is 10000X's worse.
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#573001 - 11/06/12 11:14 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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They sell shower patches at the pharmacy. They're probably called something else though. The original glucose sensor I used to wear couldn't get wet so I had to buy them or else try to shower sideways. Then again, with this group, maybe garbage bags are more appropriate.
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#573002 - 11/06/12 11:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Just do like I did when I was out of power, a hooker bath. Baby wipe yer junk, ass, armpits and face. Pro tip: Use a fresh baby wipe for your face, or if you are all Panzer about it, start with your face, then work down and around and you might get away with one wipe.
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#573007 - 11/06/12 11:49 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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That's like a Mexican shower but with baby wipes. A Mexican baby shower. That phrase might confuse Mexicans though, but they have so many kids that I don't think they even bother throwing baby showers. It'd get too fucking expensive.
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#573208 - 11/07/12 08:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Bought my dad a couple pair of jeans. Little gristly fucker is getting fat sitting on his crippled up ass and eating fudge bars. lol God love his heart !
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#573231 - 11/08/12 03:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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wtf... with regards to the boots, you actually bought some shit that I kind of like. I think I even posted some boots a while back that were similar (but clearly better) than these boots. The sock pic is still pretty gay though, enema-fag.
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#573234 - 11/08/12 04:21 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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wtf... with regards to the boots, you actually bought some shit that I kind of like. I think I even posted some boots a while back that were similar (but clearly better) than these boots. The sock pic is still pretty gay though, enema-fag. Why is it gay? Its and average sock.
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#573255 - 11/08/12 10:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jigaloo]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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$5.19 per pair of socks? What have you done with Alex? I rather pay couple of dollars extra for not having the cheese smell and grime between my toes.
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#573263 - 11/08/12 12:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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$20 silicone scar sheets $3 chicken soup at whole foods Newport Beach $2 bag of kale. Whole foods OoooooOooOoooohhHHhhhHhhhhh...
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#573282 - 11/08/12 04:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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a set of these for the A4...winter is coming. $721
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#573401 - 11/10/12 07:39 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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2 Soviet hot water bottles and 1 Ukrainian enema for $40 at http://molotok.ru/ (Russian eBay).
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#573639 - 11/12/12 07:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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And what are you going to do with that? Are you brewing or something?
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#573648 - 11/12/12 08:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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^^ I know I'm going to regret this, but. . .
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#573652 - 11/12/12 08:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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Yep! I regret it. Thanks, Chuck.
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#573686 - 11/12/12 10:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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I rather pay couple of dollars extra for not having the cheese smell and grime between my toes. Some hot water and a bar of soap will take care of that. Apply daily.
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#573688 - 11/12/12 11:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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#573690 - 11/12/12 11:14 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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And what are you going to do with that? Are you brewing or something? I'm waiting for a city department to shoot him right down.
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#573957 - 11/14/12 10:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Not a purchase, but a money-saving realization. When your razor is brand new it works awesome. Like my face feels smooth as silk. Then when you keep using that razor for a bit, it starts working less and less well. BUT, if you take out that glidy comfort strip thingy, it'll work like a brand new razor again.
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#574006 - 11/15/12 05:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Are you covering gray with your hair dye?
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#574021 - 11/15/12 06:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm probably 5-8 yrs older than both of y'all, and I'm 85% grey. I think it's genetic.
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#574025 - 11/15/12 06:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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She had her cunt and asshole hair lasered, so no one would ever be able to tell when she goes gray.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#574043 - 11/15/12 10:48 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I seen a couple gray pubes on me. I just started hitting my junk with the beard trimmer again. I'll usually leave an eyebrow or Hitler stash, so I got something to dab Old Spice on if I'm hoping a broad may be in the vicinity at some point in the evening. Hair holds scent, so I try to use that to my advantage.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#574065 - 11/16/12 02:40 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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So, you want your junk to smell like a New England fisherman?
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#574523 - 11/19/12 08:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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