i so should have taken a picture twenty minutes ago... i was in the middle of making the vanilla creme filling for tonight's dessert (chocolate sheet cake split down the middle and loaded with creme filling; i guess it's like a ho ho but not rolled up) and my cheap ass ten year-old hand mixer finally bit it. one of the mixer attachments actually broke in two, spraying vanilla creme all over my kitchen and me. i looked like i just shot a bukkake. now i finally can justify buying a standing mixer, fucking hallelujah.