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Hey Willie don't you have Shy Love to go stalk?

Willie's biggest hardons:

Jenna
Skeeter
Shy Love

I sense a poll coming. I haven't been able to put my finger on the relationship, but I will. is Willie's fantasy and I have proof.

Oh, and if any of you asshats dog me for unoriginality, please send my regards to Willie.


Meltdown.

I guess it's time for you to get all butthurt and write a whiney leter to Gene Ross. Then I imagine you and Wankus have some lines to snort. Oh, and you forgot:

Hef & Playboy
Hailey Young
Joe Francis
and you.