GEN PADOVA TO FAYNER: “YOU FUCKING LOSER!”

So yesterday I get an email from some friend of Gen who asks me to help find some chicks to go out and party with him and some “hot guys!!” in their super stretch limo. A fucking joke, right? Who am I now, some guy who has free time to set up chumps with porn sluts so they can look cool cruising down Sunset in a kitschy limo? I don’t think so. And even if I did, I would never do it for strangers. So I said so in a post yesterday.

Now this Gen Padova tart sends me an atrocious email today in an attempt to offend me for speaking my mind about a situation that should have been solved through the good, old-fashioned hooker listings in the classified pages. Here’s what the dim bitch wrote.

This is Gen Padova and I read what you wrote about a friend of mine. You know its really pathetic for a person like yourself to talk shit so much especially to people you dont know. We've never met and for you to make your childish comments is really flat out stupid. At least we're not planning on going out to hollywood and infest ourselves with a bunch of drugs or pot pot like you, you fucking loser. At least we know how to have fun without infesting ourselves with that shit. As for the drinking, I dont drink myself but at least we know how to drink like a true adult... KNOWING THE LIMITS. SO get a fucking life and try saying something nice for a change and maybe people will stop pretending to like you and really like you for being a cool guy.

I really don’t know where to begin here. How am I the loser in this? I didn’t contact this guy. He solicited my help.

I’ve been in limos stuffed with inadequate men before, and I can’t say it’s fun. And you’d probably wish you could infest yourself with drugs, but you’re too broke-ass of a slut to afford them (and I doubt even I’d give you a taste of my stash no matter how infested I am). So fuck off, Gen Padova. You’re low-class trash. Repellent to my eyes, in fact.

You should think long and hard about who needs to get a fucking life. Your lame attacks on my character are a joke, you bottom-feeding skank. All the drugs in the world couldn’t force me into fucking your repulsive cunt.