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I generally find the act of fucking awkward, messy, ridiculous-looking to any passing observer, and boring. However, I find endless amusement in the world of porn and any attempt to treat fuck flicks or the sex act itself seriously.

Tease and lots of heavy petting is much better.



as long as you and boyfriend are happy, go for it.



I turn the other cheek ...
Then let rip with an enormously loud and smelly fart in your general direction.