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#318247 - 07/23/08 10:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#318248 - 07/24/08 12:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I just signed up for Stripper Bootcamp. 2 hours of cardio and pole tricks lessons and it's in walking distance from me. Eat my dust, bitches.
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#318250 - 07/24/08 06:12 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
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I just signed up for Stripper Bootcamp. 2 hours of cardio and pole tricks lessons and it's in walking distance from me. Eat my dust, bitches.
Jealous! That sounds like fun...i need to get my fat ass moving to a gym...
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#318251 - 07/24/08 06:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Jealous! That sounds like fun...i need to get my fat ass moving to a gym...
You need to post pre-gym and post-gym pictures of your tits.
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#318252 - 07/24/08 07:39 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
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Jealous! That sounds like fun...i need to get my fat ass moving to a gym...
You need to post pre-gym and post-gym pictures of your tits.
do you mean post-gym like in 3 months when they have lost their way? or do you mean post-gym sweaty boobage?
seriously, i hate being chubs...it sucks! and my hubby is a chubby chaser so he doesn't help in my quest!
alright, now i'm going to Incredible Pizza with my kids...and i wonder why i crept into double digits in my pants size 
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#318254 - 07/26/08 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Please reset your machines to "death."
Thank you.
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#318257 - 07/30/08 10:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Maybe you have the haids...
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#318258 - 08/01/08 09:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Or the trots...
Try the Death setting...
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#318260 - 08/13/08 10:34 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/05/08
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SFW
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#318262 - 08/13/08 11:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Alex you look like an Israeli without your shirt.
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#318263 - 08/13/08 03:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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And this one is without the shirt. I had to pull down the pants so they wouldn't cinch the gut:
You are one hairy fucking beast, why are you covering your face, is it that hideous??
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#318264 - 08/13/08 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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You still eat too much disgusting shit. John Berardi knows whereof he speaks: http://www.precisionnutrition.com/members/showthread.php?t=14001
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#318266 - 08/13/08 08:58 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Dino Velvet: [dying from a gunshot wound to the neck] This is wrong, something's wrong. Oh, God, not like this. I'm supposed to have something more cinematic. Kill them, Machine... kill them all. [dies]
I am also wondering if that is really you -- I pictured you far fatter. Take another photo holding up a sign saying something about XPT.
PS : Why are you wearing two watches?
That is really me. Here you go another one with me holding the box of Arson pills, it will do it.
RE PS: One is bracelet and another one is watch.
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#318273 - 08/14/08 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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You look like Al Jolson.
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#318278 - 08/14/08 03:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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his pics with his face blacked out reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mGHk0epmcTritone, you around?
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#318279 - 08/14/08 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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This all brings back visions of
Edited by Bluecipher (08/14/08 04:34 PM)
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#318281 - 09/04/08 04:03 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Progress: Curl bar is now 65 pounds, up from 55 pounds. Back pull machine is now 180 pounds, up from 165 pounds. Fly deck is now 190 pounds, up from 175 pounds. 
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#318285 - 02/24/09 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And you're going to phucking phail again if you don't have some sort of plan. Seriously, you numbskull. I've offered you advice. Fucking take it....
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#318286 - 02/24/09 09:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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And you're going to phucking phail again if you don't have some sort of plan. Seriously, you numbskull. I've offered you advice. Fucking take it....
I have a plan: 6 weeks with 5 days per week. I even keep a log. Every time before I go to gym, I listen to this song as a motivation.
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#318289 - 02/26/09 07:13 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Panzie posting on a steroid forum.
It's another Alex Panzer from Germany who weights 208 Lbs.
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#318290 - 02/26/09 01:04 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Ivan, who took those pictures of you? Was Lavrentiy Beria your grandfather?
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#318291 - 02/26/09 01:07 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Ivan, who took those pictures of you? Was Lavrentiy Beria your grandfather?
I took them myself with a timer mode and a camera on a tripod. Neat? Hehehe.
I can do my own photos - I remember how on graduation photo session the photographer tried to upsell me the photo package and I declined it, and he kept insisting that I can't make my own photos.
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#318292 - 02/26/09 01:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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What about your Grandfather?
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#318293 - 02/26/09 01:13 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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What about your Grandfather?
What about him?
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#318296 - 02/27/09 02:18 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Was your grandfather Lavrentiy Beria?
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