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#318297 - 02/27/09 03:31 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Was your grandfather Lavrentiy Beria?
No. If he was Beria then I'd be rich.
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#318298 - 02/27/09 07:05 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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And this one with cleaver, by popular demand:
what the hell is that growing on his chest. looks like a mixture of hair and raw hamburger
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#318299 - 02/27/09 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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#318305 - 03/13/09 07:40 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Who cares you fat fuck. Maybe list how many periods your Mom has had since you realized how fucken useless you are. You do realize that you'll be way more relative to your Moms discharge than the weak, flabby efforts you make in the gym.
Get with the effluent, useless.
Thats where it's at for you, crimson tide. heh
The only bragging rights your parents have is counting the
actual periods they have had since your genetic accident.
My kid has State Titles. Your parents decorate the walls with bloody tampons and the exception on the calendar is your birthdate.
Funny..
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#318306 - 03/13/09 07:42 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Who cares you fat fuck. Maybe list how many periods your Mom has had since you realized how fucken useless you are. You do realize that you'll be way more relative to your Moms discharge than the weak, flabby efforts you make in the gym.
Get with the effluent, useless.
Thats where it's at for you, crimson tide. heh
The only bragging rights your parents have is counting the
actual periods they have had since your genetic accident.
My kid has State Titles. Your parents decorate the walls with bloody tampons and the exception on the calendar is your birthdate.
Funny..
Why don't you go and kill your kid, then finish off your wife and then off yourself you worthless american turd.
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#318307 - 03/13/09 07:45 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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2 minute response time... heh
When a troll gets pwned does it make a sound?.
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#318308 - 03/13/09 07:46 PM
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Who cares you fat fuck.
Come on Lou. For Dimitri, burning 700 calories in 13 days is HUGE.
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#318309 - 03/13/09 07:49 PM
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I doubt it... He's on the tit so 700 calories is just waking up.
If you said 1700 I'd give his old man props for pumping it out twice... But alas... FAIL.
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#318310 - 03/13/09 08:17 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Who cares you fat fuck.
Come on Lou. For Dimitri, burning 700 calories in 13 days is HUGE.
In 1 day.
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#318311 - 03/13/09 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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You should celebrate by hitting the cheap Chinese buffet, armed with a multitude of flasks to steal a variety of soft drinks and condiments.
FYI, don't confuse Chinese hot mustard with honey mustard.
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#318312 - 03/13/09 10:07 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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You should celebrate by hitting the cheap Chinese buffet, armed with a multitude of flasks to steal a variety of soft drinks and condiments.
FYI, don't confuse Chinese hot mustard with honey mustard.
Me and my friend will go to a movie theater on sunday and maybe we will stop by at the all-you-can eat buffet. I said that whoever eats the lowest amount of plates of food, that person buys the tickets to the movies.
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#318314 - 03/13/09 10:45 PM
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#318317 - 03/14/09 06:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Sooo, you gave up your ass to your dad twice today.
Impressive, tard.
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#318318 - 03/14/09 06:52 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Sooo, you gave up your ass to your dad twice today.
Impressive, tard.
You must confuse me with your turd son that came out of cunt of the whore wife of your. I guess that's the only way to make pocket money for kids these days is to whore off their asses to strangers on the street.
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#318319 - 03/14/09 07:17 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I say "you gave up your ass to your dad today" and you jump to - Quote:
that's the only way to make pocket money for kids these days is to whore off their asses to strangers on the street.
You just tattled on yourself and you didn't even know it. Your inner abused bitch just betrayed you and you didn't realize it. HAW-HAW.
Sometimes it's too easy .
You and Joke should form an "internet abused bitch outreach forum" where dumb as fuck dumbfucks like yourselves gather and share tear streaked stories of internet abuse. lol
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#318320 - 03/14/09 07:20 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I say "you gave up your ass to your dad today" and you jump to - Quote:
that's the only way to make pocket money for kids these days is to whore off their asses to strangers on the street.
You just tattled on yourself and you didn't even know it. Your inner abused bitch just betrayed you and you didn't realize it. HAW-HAW.
Sometimes it's too easy .
You and Joke should form an "internet abused bitch outreach forum" where dumb as fuck dumbfucks like yourselves gather and share tear streaked stories of internet abuse. lol
Like I said, it's your american turd son. No need to point fingers, a turd is a turd and it is yours.
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#318321 - 03/14/09 07:26 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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tard
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turd
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#318323 - 03/15/09 06:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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A better idea might be to give up trying to make insults with his sense.
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#318324 - 03/15/09 10:32 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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How on earth did this thread ever reach 9 pages?
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#318325 - 03/15/09 10:57 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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How on earth did this thread ever reach 9 pages?
It just did.
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#318330 - 10/12/09 07:15 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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#318331 - 10/12/09 07:32 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Today on the pec fly machine I was able to do the full stack of weights, which is 300lbs. So I did 300lbs by 10 reps by 4 sets.
Full stack, 4 sets. I am impressed 
I am only halfway there but you can see my definition since it is not hidden under a fur sweater-vest. 
I also do the full stack 200-lbs on the abs machine at 4 sets: 40 reps + 20 + 20 + 20 reps in 2 groups: 8 sets total.
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#318332 - 07/23/10 03:31 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
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My current weight is 246 lbs
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#318333 - 07/23/10 03:37 PM
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OP, April 21, 2008:Quote:
I just started going to the gym today. I curently weight at 258 pounds.
Today, July 23, 2010:
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My current weight is 246 lbs
So, in 2 1/3 years, you've managed to lose a whopping twelve pounds. What did you do, have Grandma shave your back?
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#318335 - 07/23/10 04:08 PM
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You mean you haven't lost any weight? You should go back to that heart attack juice you were so keen on. It might be your least painful suicide option. Keep eating like stoned frat boy, just to be sure.
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#318336 - 07/23/10 04:29 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Is he trying to lose weight or gain strength? Sounds to me like gain strength.
How tall Alex? Are you like 5'5 246?
Me, I'm 5'10, and about your weight. Anytime I get on a scale and see under 250, I'm happy. Fattest was was 267 when I graduated High School. Lowest was 225, two summers later when I was working at a moving company and living off a hoagie a day and beer.
If I ever get my hands on an 8ball of good meth, I'm going to try and see 225 again. Just a key bump a day after a good breakfast to keep the hunger away. Diet pills suck w/o ephedrine.
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#318337 - 07/23/10 04:39 PM
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So, in 2 1/3 years, you've managed to lose a whopping twelve pounds. What did you do, have Grandma shave your back?
I got tips from Bishop.
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#318338 - 07/23/10 09:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Bish knows the deal. That BFFM book Mark J sent us (sorry to out you Mark) is real good. I dont follow it because i do lotsa other shit than lift, but the eating part works like goddamn magic; I am lean as fuck right now.
Alex , what the hell happened to you anyways? I cannot believe i am gonna say this, but in some of your older pics you look kinda good. You became such a disgusting hunk of shit. Were you into athletics before and got injured or something? or is it just from eating all that horrid shit.
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#318339 - 07/23/10 10:38 PM
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Alex , what the hell happened to you anyways? I cannot believe i am gonna say this, but in some of your older pics you look kinda good. You became such a disgusting hunk of shit. Were you into athletics before and got injured or something? or is it just from eating all that horrid shit.
I'm not going to answer that question.
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#318340 - 07/23/10 10:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Is he trying to lose weight or gain strength? Sounds to me like gain strength.
How tall Alex? Are you like 5'5 246?
Me, I'm 5'10, and about your weight. Anytime I get on a scale and see under 250, I'm happy. Fattest was was 267 when I graduated High School. Lowest was 225, two summers later when I was working at a moving company and living off a hoagie a day and beer.
If I ever get my hands on an 8ball of good meth, I'm going to try and see 225 again. Just a key bump a day after a good breakfast to keep the hunger away. Diet pills suck w/o ephedrine.
Dude! Don't reply to mpz. Im 6"2'
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#318341 - 07/25/10 05:45 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I didn't know it was mpz man. I just checked and realized it was mpz and not you that PMed me a couple times the other day. Glad I used my third alternate throw away email address when sending him something. Guys a fucking wild card.
After he asked me for a shot of that MILF's asshole for the Anus Thread, why would I think it was anyone but you.
Got me mopez, good one.
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#318342 - 07/25/10 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Mopez rocks!!!  Even if he thinks Lexi Belle is fat ... 
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#318343 - 07/25/10 06:42 PM
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#318345 - 07/25/10 09:09 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I didn't know it was mpz man. I just checked and realized it was mpz and not you that PMed me a couple times the other day. Glad I used my third alternate throw away email address when sending him something. Guys a fucking wild card.
After he asked me for a shot of that MILF's asshole for the Anus Thread, why would I think it was anyone but you.
Got me mopez, good one.
Yeah, mopez is a piece of shit.
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