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#318347 - 07/25/10 09:20 PM Re: Gym
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Yeah, mopez is a piece of shit.




Now even you're confusing Mopez with you!!






Nope, because I am Da Panzer: The Real Deal.

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#318348 - 07/25/10 09:22 PM Re: Gym
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Yup. You're the Real Panzer. A tranny loving piece of shit.

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#318349 - 07/25/10 10:08 PM Re: Gym
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Yup. You're the Real Panzer. A tranny loving piece of shit.





I don't like trannies.

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#318350 - 07/25/10 10:19 PM Re: Gym
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Yup. You're the Real Panzer. A tranny loving piece of shit.





I don't like trannies.




Right. You LOVE trannies.


Panzer:Trannies::FatMan:WhiteTrashTwins


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#318351 - 07/25/10 10:34 PM Re: Gym
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Quote:

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Yup. You're the Real Panzer. A tranny loving piece of shit.





I don't like trannies.




Right. You LOVE trannies.


Panzer:Trannies::FatMan:WhiteTrashTwins






I don't love trannies.

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#318352 - 07/25/10 10:53 PM Re: Gym
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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No. You have a briefcase full of videos because you loathe them.

Based on your definition, I would say I absolutely loathe Lexi Belle, Marie McCray and Brynn Tyler.

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#318353 - 07/25/10 10:57 PM Re: Gym
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No. You have a briefcase full of videos because you loathe them.

Based on your definition, I would say I absolutely loathe Lexi Belle, Marie McCray and Brynn Tyler.





No briefcase, what briefcase?

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#318354 - 07/25/10 11:01 PM Re: Gym
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No. You have a briefcase full of videos because you loathe them.

Based on your definition, I would say I absolutely loathe Lexi Belle, Marie McCray and Brynn Tyler.





No briefcase, what briefcase?




The one chock full of your tranny porn stash, bro.

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#318355 - 07/25/10 11:02 PM Re: Gym
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I don't have any tranny videos.

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#318356 - 07/26/10 12:58 AM Re: Gym
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Been working out 5 days/week since February. It took me 2 months of just going through the motions and clock watching, waiting for the time to die so I could go back to my nice down duvet and internets to by April TO BECOME A FULL-FLEDGED WORKOUT FIEND. Sometimes I go twice a day.
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#318357 - 07/26/10 01:00 AM Re: Gym
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Sometimes I go twice a day.




me too.

lol but seriously what can make the time go by way faster is putting some porn on the tv or listening to music.which reminds me the leagues coming back to fx soon.
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#318358 - 07/26/10 01:04 AM Re: Gym
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I wish they played porn at the gym...ha ha! It's not the same on an ipod. After lifting, I can watch an entire episode of Jerseylicious on stair master for an hour.
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#318359 - 07/26/10 09:49 AM Re: Gym
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Been working out 5 days/week since February. It took me 2 months of just going through the motions and clock watching, waiting for the time to die so I could go back to my nice down duvet and internets to by April TO BECOME A FULL-FLEDGED WORKOUT FIEND. Sometimes I go twice a day.



You can use a holistic enema.

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#318360 - 07/26/10 04:54 PM Re: Gym
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Sometimes I'll go to a new gym on a free day pass. I go into a stall and take an enema. I hold it in until I'm out in the gym and I see how many squats I can do before it releases.
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#318361 - 07/29/10 01:52 PM Re: Gym
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I weight 293 pounds. I think that I may consider eating healthy.

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#318362 - 07/29/10 02:21 PM Re: Gym
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
So do. Spare us your enema adventures too.

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#318363 - 07/29/10 02:41 PM Re: Gym
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I weight 293 pounds. I think that I may consider eating healthy.




You weigh much more than I.

Are you trying to steal my nom de guerre???
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#507045 - 04/21/11 07:24 PM Re: Gym [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Dude would lose 5 pounds if he shaved his back.
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#507046 - 04/21/11 08:32 PM Re: Gym [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I cut my own hair now with electric trimmer. I stopped going to the hairperson for 8 months, that charged $8.00 for a haircut and when I took it off, there was almost full mixing bowl full of hair. For a minute I thought putting it on eBay or selling it for people that make all-natural wigs.

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#507047 - 04/21/11 09:17 PM Re: Gym [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Can you get something to cut your wrists?
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#507057 - 04/22/11 02:15 AM Re: Gym [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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there was almost full mixing bowl full of hair


And you didn't use it as seasoning?
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#507071 - 04/22/11 08:12 AM Re: Gym [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 09/01/08
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It wasn't salt and pepper yet and the crab legs are way to small !
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