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Alex, don't waste your time on all these supplements and potions. Just keep working out and stop eating crap. You can't expect results eating microwave food and pizza no matter how much you're exercising.


But the box promises the following:
-Shocking Fat Loss
-Severe Thermogenesis
-Razor-Sharp Cuts
-Frightening Muscularity and Striations
-Paper-Thin Skin
-Crazy Conditioning

and the warning signs read "Exposure to this formula will cause 3rd degree fat burning"