Folks, let's just send Donald on his way. Christian has taken Donald's crap with much more alacrity than Donald showed going the other way.

(pause while Darth looks up alacrity)

The sad fact is that Donald went on a rampage, berating me and others, flooding the JM offices with phone calls, and making the kind of general douchebaggery we expect from tweakers. It's like the bitchy lady on the phone who yells the loudest, no matter whether right or wrong...they listen to her just to get her out of the way.

If you want to continue exposing Donny Long as the fading blip on the porn radar screen that he is, go for it. We've been doing it for a long time now. Maybe just relax on the HIV and the herpes--we've got Shane Diesel and Brandon Irons for that. The fact that he got so worked up over this and spend a whole day threatening people and burning up cell phone minutes makes me laugh with glee.

I'm half expecting a phone call from Cherish & Cali Marie's lawyers.