I think that if Naomi Wolf had a long hard look at Donny Long's website and Christian's blog, she would have absolutely no option but to retract her theory that pornography raises unrealistic expectations of feminine beauty and effectively turns real-life, average, 'civilian' women into "bad porn".

Donny and Christian have shown us that it is the old, the overweight, the malformed, the bleeding, the diseased, the sexually confused and the mildly intellectually disabled that are the true bread and butter of the US porn industry. Donny and Christian have set the new standard of "bad porn", which would be completely unachievable by the average woman - even if she consciously tried to look hideously unattractive.

In light of this appalling revelation, and the permanent scarring of my retinas from the many unique horrors Donny and Christian have forced upon me, I can now put away my raincoat and go back to forming meaningful relationships with real, cellulite-covered, silicone-free, hairy-pussied, women - who are now all absolutely stunning to my blurry eyes.

Thank you Donny and Christian.