Say Darth...could you use your contacts as a porn industry insider to find out what happened to the fund (and money raised by it) that Seymour Butts did a webcast/telethon for on 'Family Business'? You know the episode...they had Belladonna, Flower Tucci, Nikki Nova, plus Uncle Stevie doing magic and the standup comedy stylings of Herschel Savage to boot.

I would have thought now would be just such a time for said fund...indeed, perhaps they could pool their resources with EA's fund and really sock it to the Government! Strangely, I haven't heard much about it recently, so that's why I am beseeching you for info.

In return, by way of thanks, I will listen to the podcast interview of your man-crush Jules Jordan over on ADT and count the number of times he says "Y'know", just for you!

Deal?