My sex drive has been unusually high as of late, and I've been masturbating as compulsively as a bonobo chimp, and seeking out some new visual inspiration.

So I got myself some new Digital Playground and Zero Tolerance material...and while I'm sure that this is hardly a new trend, my binge made me take note of the fact that porn whores just never shut the fuck up these days. And what's worse, they all say the exact same things over and over again, with a little paraphrasing. It's annoying as all hell. Is it just because I'm female that I don't want to hear verbatim, ad infinitum, the following:

1. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
3. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
4. Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
5. Fuck me with your big fucking cock.
6. Fuck the shit out of me.
7. Fuck my tight [little/teen/fucking] pussy/asshole.
8. Eat that shit up.
9. I want to taste it (said about any digit or accoutrement freshly emerged from a rectum).
10. You like that? You like [my tight pussy/my tight asshole/my tight teen pussy and asshole/it when I suck your huge fucking cock.

et cetera.

Are there any quiet, mute whores who don't talk so goddamn much?

Allie Sin. She's pretty much non-vocal.

There was nothing worse than listening to Teri Weigel doing her Ned Beatty impersonation (squeal like a pig!)

Kelly Wells is quite the fake moaner sometimes.

Although it is not necessarily moaning she does.

It resembles some gagged animal getting knifed.

Haven't seen much of it, but Sasha Grey seems to be a notorious moaner-without-a-cause.