"But, lacking the ability to attract top shelf whores, they settled on these sluts instead."

Hillary Scott: hot as fuck
Rebeca Linares: fucking hot
Suzie Diamond: f-ing hot
Jada Fire: HOT, for fuck's sakes
Pamela, Juicy Pearl, and Kelly Summer: As hot as can be in cold Canada.

If you can find better girls in Canada, Spain, the Czech Republic, the Turks and Caicos Islands, and Las Vegas, do it. I wish you all the best.