JM Releases Brandon Iron’s Perverted Planet and Jim Powers’ MILF
Two new series come your way from the world’s filthiest minds.
April 18, 2008
Chatsworth, CA – As environmentalists everywhere urge people to ‘go green,’ reduce waste, decrease their ‘carbon footprint’ and generally make Earth a cleaner place to live, JM Productions and it’s degenerate band of producers and directors is bucking the trend and doing everything they can to make our planet absolutely filthy. To that end, the company will be releasing Brandon Iron’s Perverted Planet (Brandon Iron Productions) and Jim Powers’ MILF (Powersville, Inc.) on April 21st – just in time for Earth Day on April 22nd!
In Brandon Iron’s Perverted Planet everyone’s favorite sex addict and all-around-miscreant Brandon Iron travels the world along with his cohort of creepy buddies to drill out the mouths, cunts, and assholes of the world’s hottest whores. “What better way to celebrate Earth Day than to travel all across this beautiful planet to pry open some assholes and see what’s inside,” explains Brandon, “Trust me, it’s not green in there.”
The Powersville, Inc. feature Jim Powers’ MILF should serve as a cautionary tale to everyone with regards to just how filthy and debauched America’s suburbs have become. “The proliferation of MILF porn has led to teenage boys everywhere jacking off to the their friends mothers,” explains Powers, “My movie tells the story of one such boy, his best friend, and his neighborhood full of hot whore moms. There’s also a lot of brutal assfucking. Did I mention that?”
Brandon Iron believes that the efforts of pornographers like himself and Jim Powers, while absolutely filthy and surely contributory to the decay of society, are in fact good for the environment. “I traveled to places like Prague, Barcelona, and the Grand Turks Islands and fucked all these whores with scumbags like Michael Stefano so that the fan doesn’t have to waste jet fuel to do it himself,” he explains, “And sure, Rebeca Linares might not exactly have been thankful for my efforts after I crowbared her asshole open with my cock, but I’m sure Mother Nature was.”
JM and friends understand that not all environmentalists and douchebags may agree with their efforts. “I really don’t think the way these guys treat women’s assholes is good for porn or the planet,” explains Howard ‘I’ve been in this business a long time and have nothing to show for it’ Levine, “But I’m not really unbiased - I’m only one Y chromosome away from having a vagina.”
Both Brandon Iron’s Perverted Planet and Jim Powers’ MILF will be available on April 21st. Perverted Planet stars Suzie Diamond, Hillary Scott, Rebeca Linares, Jada Fire, Pamela, Juicy Pearl, and Kelly Summer. MILF features Darryl Hanah, Payton Leigh, Kendra Secrets, Kelly Leigh, and Brooke Scott. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!
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