I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that liger pix don't really affect me. I look at it and say, that's a sick abomination, but maybe if I was drunk, off a couple Coors Light's, that hard liger dick would start looking pretty tasty.

Still I believe that I have figured out the rest... of the story. This is a lot of presumption or conjecture, but I see no reason why it might not be true.

Donny was very interested in performing on stage with ligers. He noticed how Kurt did it, CXXX did it, Joey-Ray, etc. He said, "give me some of that liger too!" However, he didn't know how to get started? He thought to himself while masterbating furiously, "well a liger is a filthy animal, a sick pig, maybe it would be easier if I just did strap on scenes". However, every time he would try... he was cock blocked, or asshole blocked as it were. These girls wanted a hunky muffin man to bang with their plastic rods, not some skinny, queer looking, ex-con type. Clearly Donald was the cock receiver in prison. What fun is someone so experienced the whores ladies did say.

So... Now Donny is mad. He is fighting mad. He wants that rubbery goodness in his hallowed halls within his nether regions that no woman would ever want to go, but CXXX is getting all the that good stuff. Somehow doing it alone in the dark isn't the same. He calls CXXX, pleadingly, asking, "please give me the hook up, I'll do anything!" CXXX coldly asks, "Anything? Will you put on a wig and one of my prissy thongs for me?" Donny, in disgrace, concedes defeat. Even a asshat like him has limits! He's no faggy liger himself! Still, that thought created a fire in his loins he had not experienced in some time. Now, in private, he begins experimenting with the very things CXXX had suggested, but in public, in his rage, hatred, and self-loathing for what he has become, he attacks CXXX, the source of his new fetish. The assblocker. The liger maker.

CXXX is mad too. He decides to confront Donny on a set. He has panties and a wig in his dufflebag, and isn't going to take no for an answer. Donny, fearing for his manhood, masterbates furiously at the thought, finishes, and then grabs a lead pipe to defend his manhood publicly. Too late, the time for bravado is gone. He has failed once again, as a man, as a woman.

I can't validate the truth of these events, but it all makes sense when you put it in those terms. Clearly CXXX couldn't divulge his side of the story. Donny, please dance us a merry tune and entertain us with your jovial retort.