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#316953 - 04/18/08 08:10 AM Coachella anyone?
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Coachella is next weekend (4-25 thru 4-27) and I was just wondering who else is going.
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#316954 - 04/18/08 02:13 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
weeeee Offline
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ME!

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#316955 - 04/18/08 03:22 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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ME!




You bringing a date?

Like say an older babe-fest role-model prone to cause chronic girl-boners?




Or maybe a repeat of spring break ... and the comfort of a "soft hand".
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#316956 - 04/18/08 08:47 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Christ! Fatman's post total is closing in on Jeff's!

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#316957 - 04/18/08 08:48 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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120...he will do that over the weekend


(divided into 2 posts to pad my own stats)


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#316958 - 04/18/08 09:42 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
weeeee Offline
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Yeahhhh, change the subject.... I like that.

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#316959 - 04/19/08 11:48 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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120...he will do that over the weekend





Ranananananathan is laying 3-2 on it.
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#316960 - 04/19/08 11:54 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
ranathan Offline
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how dare

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#316961 - 04/19/08 01:05 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Given that it's Passover weekend, I think we're going to have to wait a few days.

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#316962 - 04/20/08 05:28 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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What is Coachella? It sounds like some variety of cockroach or an alcoholic drink

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#316963 - 04/20/08 06:27 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Don't they have Google in Australia?

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#316964 - 04/20/08 09:27 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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What is Coachella? It sounds like some variety of cockroach or an alcoholic drink





Yeah, wtf, it's a dumb name, but nowhere near as stupid as lollapalooza.


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#316965 - 04/20/08 10:21 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Yeah, wtf, it's a dumb name, but nowhere near as stupid as lollapalooza.





Probably has something to do with the city of Coachella....just a guess.
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#316966 - 04/20/08 12:31 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Quote:

Yeah, wtf, it's a dumb name, but nowhere near as stupid as lollapalooza.





Probably has something to do with the city of Coachella....just a guess.




Still a dumb name for a festival, so anybody know where the city of lollapalooza is? Poland maybe?
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#316967 - 04/20/08 12:48 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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that's NFL draft weekend
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#316968 - 04/20/08 09:45 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Quote:

Quote:

What is Coachella? It sounds like some variety of cockroach or an alcoholic drink





Yeah, wtf, it's a dumb name, but nowhere near as stupid as lollapalooza.







or coochiella

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#316969 - 04/21/08 08:58 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Quote:

ME!




Yeah I know youre going but what I ment was is anyone going who I dont want to throw a cup of pee at.
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#316970 - 04/21/08 09:52 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Quote:

Quote:

ME!




Yeah I know youre going but what I ment was is anyone going who I dont want to throw a cup of pee at.




The gloves are off!
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#316971 - 04/22/08 11:36 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Christ! Fatman's post total is closing in on Jeff's!






Who cares about post totals!


Way to "cock block"!!!





You denied me a "I want this thread locked" reply from Ceara.

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#316972 - 04/24/08 09:27 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
Rollin Girl Offline
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Im going! YAY... its gonna be so much fun.

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#316973 - 04/24/08 09:31 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
Gigi Offline
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i'm going to "sesame street live". can i get a hell yeah?
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#316974 - 04/24/08 09:35 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Im going! YAY... its gonna be so much fun.




Ceara's date mystery solved ...



Spring Break II: Soft Hand Boogaloo.

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#316975 - 01/30/09 12:04 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Amy Winehouse is going to be a headliner this year.


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#316976 - 01/30/09 12:06 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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More like a mainliner this year.
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#316978 - 01/30/09 12:39 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Morrissey.. Cure.. I bet I'd make a killing wheeling a push cart around selling black eyeliner and blue lipstick.

In fact, anyone that reserves ahead gets 50% off and I'll throw in a gift wrapped face powder.

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#316979 - 01/30/09 03:37 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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More like a mainliner this year.




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#316980 - 01/30/09 08:28 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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I went to Cochella with friends 4 or 5 years ago. We did X and coke for 3 straight days. I think I had a good time. I'm still not to sure what happened.

A friend of mine took his last pill and started to puke. Then he dug around in his puke looking for the pill because he didn't want to waste it. That's when I realized that it might be time to go take a nap.
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#316981 - 01/30/09 09:05 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Sunday looks best with BJM and No Age early, then Throbbing Gristle AND MBV later.

McCartney's a baffling choice...

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#316982 - 01/31/09 01:39 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

More like a mainliner this year.









No, thank you, my friend. You're one of my fave posters. Your work goes unnoticed as if it's like hearing the written word muttered under your breath. If you ever left xpt, I'd rally for your return.
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#316983 - 02/04/09 09:15 AM Re: Coachella anyone?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

Amy Winehouse is going to be a headliner this year.






Im betting she will be dead by then.
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#316984 - 02/04/09 03:24 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Posts: 5186
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Unfortunately I think she is going to be a 21st century Keith Richards. An unexplainable riddle to biologists all over the word that will somehow survive a nuclear missile strike.
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#316985 - 02/04/09 04:21 PM Re: Coachella anyone?
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Unfortunately I think she is going to be a 21st century Keith Richards. An unexplainable riddle to biologists all over the word that will somehow survive a nuclear missile strike.




I've met plenty of heroin addicts who seemed to be cockroach like in their ability to survive the abuse of their long term addictions providing they maintained clean habits if they were shooters and avoided infections from needles.

I've never known a crackhead who didn't continually deteriorate. She might live longer than people expect but she won't ever be a Keith Richards type.
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