(Taken From My Blog Elsewhere)
I think the majority of men are lame and stupid. Sadly, most men are unable to stand on their own, and be themselves. Men seek lame camaraderie out of some sort of tribal instinct, and they form their various groups, cliques, teams, and so on.
Through extreme amounts of social interaction and observation I have noticed that the majority of people in America do not like to think, or have never been taught to use their intellect to make choices and solve problems. Now, you get a group of these people together, and guess what happens? All of their individuality is gone, and they play fun games of exclusion, and assimilation. Mass gatherings of the mindless are responsible for wonderful events, such as genocide, cross burning, and gang rapes to name a few.
Now you're wondering why I am posting this in my comedic blog by now I'm sure. Well, here is the reason, I am going to highlight two groups of people that don't harm anyone, but they participate in two of the most fruitless hobbies out there. The two hobbies are: Street Skateboarding, and Training to be a UFC Fighter.
I'll start with the UFC wannabes as they is more currently in trend, and also I deal with a lot of these fuckheads in Los Angeles. It's pretty simple to figure out why these people are fuckin idiots. Starting with the fact that most of them have no sponsors for their training, or medical insurance. So a lot of these athletes use drugs to soothe their ailments from sparring, and other physically grueling activity. Also consider that the number of fighters that can actually make a living fighting competitively is very small. To me it is a turd pipedream. You have a better chance of being a rock star, than a UFC Champion you bloodstain.
How about instead of letting people beat your brains in, use your brain, and invent something new. All these "macho men" shaving themselves and building their muscles is reminiscent of a Gay Porn convention to me. And I will say this, a lot of these guys that like to roll around on the ground and get sweaty with other men would make a hell of a lot more money doing gay porn, rather than trying to be a one in 100 million fighting champion. I'm sure we all can agree that getting paid to get your dick sucked, and then your ass fucked is much better than paying someone else to get your ass kicked in their stinky gym. I would pick gay porn star over UFC fighter any day, because when I'm 50, I can still fuck, I won't be hobbling around pissing blood, and begging for change on the Las Vegas strip.
I respect people that do martial arts to protect themselves and their families, but stop fantasizing about being a musclebound egotistical waste.
Now all you skater clowns. Your whole subculture is fucking lame bologna. This is a touchy subject for me since I am into punk rock, but I am not afraid to criticize this fruitless pipe dream activity.
Skating is stupid, because 99.7% of people who skateboard will never make a living or profit off of it. However, you have a big group of dumbass kids who can't perfect one trick, constantly trying different tricks, with the same unsatisfactory results. Even if any of you goons can do one or two cool tricks, it is all forgotten when you and your friends hide in someones attic drinking King Cobra 40 oz.
To ever be a pro skater you have to be exceptionally great, not just good. It proves nothing if you're the best skater in your town, you won't be given any privileges for being the best skater on your block you douche bag.
The cool thing is when I meet dudes in their late 30's that used to skate board and they complain about all their physical ailments due to falling on their knees and tail bone 70 times a week for 10 years. This leads to their reason why they drink alcohol every night because of their pain. Actually most of these mid to late 30's cocksuckers drink every night because they are depressed about having to pay child support, and dui fines.
I would recommend that all of you who engage in these activities start reading and find a true passion, talent, or hobby. Or, grow up and start acting like a father, instead of a teenage boys on a football team, prattling on about milfs, and dudes, and keggers.
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