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my all time favorite subway scam begins with, "excuse me ladies and gentleman, i am sorry for bothering you but..." and ends with 95% of straphangers ignoring them. quite frankly, it's embarassing to be a party to. have the homeless no shame?



It should be like:
"Excuse me ladies and gentleman, I am sorry for bothering you but my butt stinks and I need to buy some toilet paper and soap."