Anal Trainer 8
Looks like Darkko has come a long way since the first installment of Anal Trainer because that one was so bad it pissed me off. Why? It doesn’t take much, but basically the shoddy camera work was frustrating as all hell. Combine this with a hot cast and you’re just dangling a bottle of downers just out of reach of a tweaker who’s been up for a week straight. I’m letting bygones be bygones momentarily because this one had some tremendous sightseeing thanks to Haley, of course. Plus, the stellar list of sluts also includes more faves o’ mine like Demi Marx and Katja Kassin. Any director worth his salt ain’t shit without the proper poontang to be porked and this one has got a bevy of the top gonzo babes to make it better bling-bling for the ding-a-ling. Not astonishingly, Haley looks amazing here again in her lavender eye-shadow and I was getting nervous about all the close-ups of the anal pummeling from behind with the guy covering her like an amoeba. Without hesitation I leaned on the FF to some reverse cowgirl to the rescue where she bobs her oily butt on the fire-poker for a vision of perfection. Her spectacular cock-tokin had me hands goin thar she blows when Haley mashed her elf mounds around his prick to make one heavenly hooter hoagie. Holy moly, the rest of the action is splendor is in the ass... After darting around the rest of this DVD, I quickly came to the conclusion that the ultimate threesome would consist of me, Haley and Demi Marx. That’s right, I said me. Ya heard? Speaking of the latter, she looks as delicious as ever in this appearance, but I must add a new stud to the ever-growing hate list. Who? Manuel fuckhead Ferarra. Why? Punk thinks he’s Don fuckin’ Juan and he?s in three friggin? scenes no less. What’s the prob? Well, all I expect out of my smut in the least is to enjoy seeing a sexy babe get boinked with as little or no interference from the meat-pump as possible, but this guy hogs the girls like they were his very own. Can I blame him if the director doesn’t reel him in? Hell, yeah, but instead I will hold it against both of them. Any more questions? [www.digitalsindvd.com]
Army Of Ass 3
Just got back from spending this Armed Forces weekend scrutinizing this DVD in between trips to the base, so bear with me... Dudes, I’m probably delusional, but I think Grip let Steven French bang the best broads in this one and AOA 2 just to get even with me for all my anti-French rhetoric. If true, it’s totally evil. I?ll give you just one guess who screws Gia’s Paloma & Jordan in this one? Duh! But don’t worry because logistically, French can’t really dominate these two energizer fuck bunnies. Just one request: Tell him to shut the fuck up about his French cum during the money shot. Should I mention that the target audience like it or not will most likely be a rogue’s gallery of military buffs, section-8s, gun-collectors, and a myriad of patriotic perverts who all prolly hate the French? Need I also say these guys are armed to the teeth, so be careful?
No necessitate getting into Gia Paloma’s energy field; the slut has demonstrated her power over the depraved everywhere it’s almost gettin? redundant going on about her skills to provide the spills. Wtf, one must give credit where it’s due and I usually enjoy seeing her get done did by da dilznick. She appears to get kind of demented when she’s poked and provides some classic dialogue as well. My faves here are when she demands him to fuck her shit pussy and likewise just before the ATM to shove my ass in my throat. It surely seems like Shakespeare ain’t got nothin’ on this silver-tongued strumpet and you’ll be doing a double-take going, Damn, did she just say what I think she said?? Another major part of what makes her scenes so riveting is the fact that she has a higher camera-consciousness than ordinary fuckholes because she looks right into the hearts of the perverts out there watching. In this particular sizzler, the fever she spreads has poor Mr. French moaning like his forefathers still waiting on the Maginot Line for the Nazis.... Sorry, had to get that one in being last week was the 60th anniversary of D-day.
Now, Gia Jordan ain’t no slouch when it comes to being nasty near the edge of sanity, so it?s pretty cool getting to see these two perform almost side by side. Just like Gia Paloma had some smokin? black boots on, this Gia is wearing some towering platform heels that had me sweatin’ like a crack addict. Why? Don’t know, so I can’t apologize to the foot freaks in the audience and we’ll just have to agree to disagree on the topic... They call that diplomacy I think. Simply put, this Gia reminds me of some nutty chick I once knew, so maybe that’s why she seems kinda kooky to me. Crazy or not, she certainly puts on quite a decadent show here. I just would like to tell Dick to not get caught up in the habit of the excessive use of the ground floor up angle because looking downward at a slight incline is more helpful to hand-humpers at home. Just a tip from a fussy Skin Tight advocate who doesn’t claim to know everything despite seeming like he does.
Rounding this ‘un out I can’t overlook the appearance of fellow porntalk moderator Kami or I might not get a blowjob at the top secret moderators-only initiations. Basically, some catch phrases for this scene are big booty and nice boots. Some unknown bro bumps her bunger like a drill sergeant goin’ deep and from what I’ve seen of her so far she can be counted on to provide the nasty nookie for the needy. Subliminal message: Good enough for a suck?
Last but not least is Lyla Lei who owns a pliable little bod. Quality scene, but she should’ve taken off that damn knit Army cap. Forward march... [www.skintightpictures.com and
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