Pool table seller: and I assume you want regulation green felt?
Donkey: No.
PTS: Okay, an individualist. Red and blue are other popular colors.
Donkey: No.
PTS: Okay....
Donkey: Make it match air hockey table!!
PTS: White?
Donkey: NO!!! To typical! Off-white; ecru perhaps!!
PTS: Gray it is...and I'll throw in two flimsy pool cues...
Donkey: DEAL!!!