Pool table seller: and I assume you want regulation green felt?

Donkey: No.

PTS: Okay, an individualist. Red and blue are other popular colors.

Donkey: No.

PTS: Okay....

Donkey: Make it match air hockey table!!

PTS: White?

Donkey: NO!!! To typical! Off-white; ecru perhaps!!

PTS: Gray it is...and I'll throw in two flimsy pool cues...

Donkey: DEAL!!!


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