In honor of swami horribly running the top ten format into the ground worse then dave letterman i am setting up my own top 10.

Top 10 ways i would like swami to contract the hiv virus

1. Staring in a bukkake scene with marc wallice, tony montana and darren james, blowing bubbles with it then getting a scoop of it and shoving it up his ass.

2. getting stabed by a crazy hobo junkie with a aids infected needle on his way to ksex

3. having his hiv infected mother rub her clit on an open lip wound

4. Getting his head caught in a hiv infect donkey's ass that sits on him while he is cleaning its cage (something i have actually seen)

5. recieving anal sex from smartt

6. recieving anal sex from lara roxx

7.steping on a infected needle whilst running barefoot on a beach

8. hardcore prison sex with hiv infect inmates

9. drinking 14 pounds of lara roxx's saliva

10. eating 300 pounds of used darren james' tissues.


I am sorry to those not named swami who this might offend but his top 10 are getting out of control, they are unoriginal, not funny and are testing the boundaries of the human spirit.