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#31613 - 06/13/04 06:12 PM
Top 10 ways i would like swami to contract HIV
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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In honor of swami horribly running the top ten format into the ground worse then dave letterman i am setting up my own top 10.
Top 10 ways i would like swami to contract the hiv virus
1. Staring in a bukkake scene with marc wallice, tony montana and darren james, blowing bubbles with it then getting a scoop of it and shoving it up his ass.
2. getting stabed by a crazy hobo junkie with a aids infected needle on his way to ksex
3. having his hiv infected mother rub her clit on an open lip wound
4. Getting his head caught in a hiv infect donkey's ass that sits on him while he is cleaning its cage (something i have actually seen)
5. recieving anal sex from smartt
6. recieving anal sex from lara roxx
7.steping on a infected needle whilst running barefoot on a beach
8. hardcore prison sex with hiv infect inmates
9. drinking 14 pounds of lara roxx's saliva
10. eating 300 pounds of used darren james' tissues.
I am sorry to those not named swami who this might offend but his top 10 are getting out of control, they are unoriginal, not funny and are testing the boundaries of the human spirit.
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#31616 - 06/15/04 12:30 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: Boston, MA.
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4. Getting his head caught in a hiv infect donkey's ass that sits on him while he is cleaning its cage (something i have actually seen)
Now this ive got to see . 
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#31619 - 06/16/04 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The clip i saw it was actually an elephant, but i like the way donkey dounds better. It was very funny, if you click guy stuck in elepahnts ass in a search engine then im sure you can find it out there somewhere. lets not stray from what this thread is really about though, wanting the swami to get AIDS and how he is at fault for the recent HIV outbreak.
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Lol,I saw this clip on the news or something.Funny shit but yeah it would even be more amusing if it where a donkey.
Yeah it was a great clip, it had his WHOLE head in its ass, right down to his shoulders and you saw his arms wailing to try and get his head out of an elephants ass, very funny and can only be toped by two things, A) if it was a donkey and B) if the head in question belonged to swami.
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#31622 - 06/16/04 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Somebody post a link to the guy with his head up the elephant's ass.
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#31625 - 06/16/04 08:56 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/14/04
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found it http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/movies.html#elephantgotta click on get it on the left....pretty gross but highly entertaining!
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#31626 - 06/18/04 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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If anyone contracted HIV after appearing on the swami show , please feel free to post your story on this thread, we would love to hear from you all.
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#31635 - 06/24/04 09:49 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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In honor of swami horribly running the top ten format into the ground worse then dave letterman i am setting up my own top 10.
Top 10 ways i would like swami to contract the hiv virus
1. Staring in a bukkake scene with marc wallice, tony montana and darren james, blowing bubbles with it then getting a scoop of it and shoving it up his ass.
2. getting stabed by a crazy hobo junkie with a aids infected needle on his way to ksex
3. having his hiv infected mother rub her clit on an open lip wound
4. Getting his head caught in a hiv infect donkey's ass that sits on him while he is cleaning its cage (something i have actually seen)
5. recieving anal sex from smartt
6. recieving anal sex from lara roxx
7.steping on a infected needle whilst running barefoot on a beach
8. hardcore prison sex with hiv infect inmates
9. drinking 14 pounds of lara roxx's saliva
10. eating 300 pounds of used darren james' tissues.
I am sorry to those not named swami who this might offend but his top 10 are getting out of control, they are unoriginal, not funny and are testing the boundaries of the human spirit.
Gee,Monkey,all of this,and not one remark about your ole "buddy" Scott Fayner getting thrown into the mix?
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#31636 - 07/01/04 03:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/30/04
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goddamit monkey, keep it coming.. im just a lowly porn fan from the midwest and im laughing my ass off here..
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