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#316065 - 04/13/08 12:18 PM New Here
wolfpac420 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/13/08
Posts: 44
Hey i love how everyones an asshole on this board and how people realize how retarded most porn is nowadays! Got banned from adt for saying dana dearmond is a cunt lol. on them

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#316066 - 04/13/08 12:24 PM Re: New Here
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
welcome

dana dearmond is a tranny
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#316067 - 04/13/08 12:38 PM Re: New Here
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Hey i love how everyones an asshole on this board and how people realize how retarded most porn is nowadays! Got banned from adt for saying dana dearmond is a cunt lol. on them




If those fags don't want you what makes you think we want their rejects?? If you aren't an alt or a troll then choose another screen name...yours just makes you look like a 13 year old dipshit, fo-shizzle and what not.

Oh yeah...TITS or GTFO!! Keyboard on Head right now bitch!!!
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#316068 - 04/13/08 12:49 PM Re: New Here
wolfpac420 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/13/08
Posts: 44
Quote:

welcome

dana dearmond is a tranny




Yea, you wonder who the hell hires those girls. I met her @ erotica la, i got a chance to go with a friend of mine last year and my boy liked her so we went to say hi. total attitude. thats all ill say about that.

and im no alt id, found this site thru a friend of mine we'd laugh at the posts made. fiend guy whoever u are you must have a thing for 13 yr old boys if ur talking to me. im a chick fyi. and u can talk as much shit to me as you want. have a heyday. actually im a 13 yr old boy alt id that is hmm ill give u my real identity when you prove you deserve to know.

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#316069 - 04/13/08 12:56 PM Re: New Here
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Do it...all the kool kids are:
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#316070 - 04/13/08 01:00 PM Re: New Here
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Welcome wolfpac420. Don't act the fool and you'll enjoy yourself here. You can be an asshole if you want.

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#316071 - 04/13/08 01:08 PM Re: New Here
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

and u can talk as much shit to me as you want. have a heyday




field day maybe?
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#316072 - 04/13/08 04:16 PM Re: New Here
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Welcome, wolfpac. Have a blast here. Since you're a chick, can you post a pic? It doesn't have to be of your tits or anything but bonus points if it is.
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#316073 - 04/13/08 06:07 PM Re: New Here
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Hey Wolfie! Welcome!

Might I assume that you've got some affiliation with NC State? Or are you a that rare animal, an Admiral Dönitz groupie?

Since you seem to enjoy your "420s", a friendly reminder about hanging with Ceara. If she accuses you of stealing her stash, check her back jeans pocket.

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#316074 - 04/13/08 06:51 PM Re: New Here
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
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Hey Wolfie! Welcome!

Might I assume that you've got some affiliation with NC State? Or are you a that rare animal, an Admiral Dönitz groupie?

Since you seem to enjoy your "420s", a friendly reminder about hanging with Ceara. If she accuses you of stealing her stash, check her back jeans pocket.






A survivor of U-420 perhaps ?

U-420
Type
VIIC

Ordered 20 Jan, 1941
Laid down 3 Dec, 1941 Danziger Werft, Danzig (werk 121)
Launched 18 Aug, 1942
Commissioned 16 Dec, 1942 Oblt. Hans-Jürgen Reese
Commanders
16 Dec, 1942 - 20 Oct, 1943 Oblt. Hans-Jürgen Reese
Career 2 patrols 16 Dec, 1942 - 30 Jun, 1943 8. Flottille (training)
1 Jul, 1943 - 20 Oct, 1943 11. Flottille (front boat)
Successes No ships sunk or damaged
Fate
Missing since 20 Oct, 1943 in the North Atlantic.
No explanation exists for its loss. 49 dead (all hands lost).

Source: http://uboat.net/boats/u420.htm
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#316075 - 04/13/08 07:04 PM Re: New Here
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Nerdy WWII reference will only bring back Phlogiston and/or "Cryptonomicon" fans.

Please cease and desist before it is too late...
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#316076 - 04/13/08 07:07 PM Re: New Here
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Nerdy WWII reference will only bring back Phlogiston and/or "Cryptonomicon" fans.

Please cease and desist before it is too late...





For all we know, Wolfie has "gumdrop titties"!

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#316077 - 04/13/08 10:10 PM Re: New Here
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Hey Wolfie! Welcome!

Might I assume that you've got some affiliation with NC State? Or are you a that rare animal, an Admiral Dönitz groupie?

Since you seem to enjoy your "420s", a friendly reminder about hanging with Ceara. If she accuses you of stealing her stash, check her back jeans pocket.






She could also have University of Nevada ties Fatman.
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#316078 - 04/13/08 10:33 PM Re: New Here
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Hey i love how everyones an asshole on this board and how people realize how retarded most porn is nowadays! Got banned from adt for saying dana dearmond is a cunt lol. on them





danas mailbag blogs ar e a riot
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#316079 - 04/14/08 03:42 AM Re: New Here
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
Quote:

Nerdy WWII reference will only bring back Phlogiston and/or "Cryptonomicon" fans.

Please cease and desist before it is too late...





I've been smoked out. No place is safe for a nerd.
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Mild Mannered Minion
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
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#316080 - 04/14/08 04:00 PM Re: New Here
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
She truly believes her boyfriend is the shit. He's a dickhead and a loser, getting money off of your girl fucking stranger for money, go get a job and support her for a change.

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#316081 - 04/14/08 04:05 PM Re: New Here
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Dana seems insecure about some things, and she aggressively fishes for compliments.

But I can't say I don't like her. She's made the IR fans very happy with her spirited performances.

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#316082 - 04/14/08 05:20 PM Re: New Here
wolfpac420 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/13/08
Posts: 44
haha i love some of these responses i get. wolfpac is for my favorite band its underground shit and 420 is simply cuz im a pothead. make fun of it, its only an internet id. i will post pics when i get my camera only for gia tho. i am a nerd and everything you've all said, i enjoy assholes. they make my day... espcially gaping assholes.

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#316083 - 04/15/08 05:26 AM Re: New Here
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Let me guess your name is Susan and you're a chick?

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#316084 - 04/15/08 03:22 PM Re: New Here
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Quote:

welcome

dana dearmond is a tranny




Yea, you wonder who the hell hires those girls. I met her @ erotica la, i got a chance to go with a friend of mine last year and my boy liked her so we went to say hi. total attitude. thats all ill say about that.

and im no alt id, found this site thru a friend of mine we'd laugh at the posts made. fiend guy whoever u are you must have a thing for 13 yr old boys if ur talking to me. im a chick fyi. and u can talk as much shit to me as you want. have a heyday. actually im a 13 yr old boy alt id that is hmm ill give u my real identity when you prove you deserve to know.




I don't know about everybody else, but whenever I see somebody post "i'm a chick" I ALWAYS think it's a 40 yr old fat guy pretending to be a hot chick.

Which I've never quite understood. Why would a guy pretend to be a chick online? To get attention from guys? Why would you want to do that?

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#316085 - 04/15/08 03:39 PM Re: New Here
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Let me guess your name is Susan and you're a chick?




HAHAHAHA! 'My name is Susan and I'm a chick' is such an xpt ref. Remember Sabrina Loves Books? I swear hat was a dude. We even myspaced for a while and she refused to send me pics swearing that she was from an ultra-conservative family and they'd cut her trust fund off if they found out. Her myspace pics were probably stolen from someone else's profile. Who knows.
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#316086 - 04/15/08 03:45 PM Re: New Here
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Hey i love how everyones an asshole on this board and how people realize how retarded most porn is nowadays! Got banned from adt for saying dana dearmond is a cunt lol. on them




Welcome. Don't let the shakey ass fool you. I'm a guy. Don't ask me for asspics, cause the asspics I got, you don't want. I will come across as a drunken douchebag from time to time, but please bear with me. It's all part of a work in progress...
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

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#316087 - 04/15/08 03:53 PM Re: New Here
wolfpac420 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/13/08
Posts: 44
dam u guys got me i am a 40 yr old 400lb man. and uh my name is susan. instead of sending you a pic of what i really look like i will post one of what you guys want me to look like...a fat balding porn addict who sits at the computer all day whacking my 2 in dick to tranny porn...while im not playing world of warcraft

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#316088 - 04/15/08 03:54 PM Re: New Here
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Don't be grumpy now. Post your pic, girlfriend!!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#316089 - 04/15/08 03:57 PM Re: New Here
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

dam u guys got me i am a 40 yr old 400lb man. and uh my name is susan. instead of sending you a pic of what i really look like i will post one of what you guys want me to look like...a fat balding porn addict who sits at the computer all day whacking my 2 in dick to tranny porn...while im not playing world of warcraft




Are you Fatman's alt ID? Cause if you are, you just gave yourself away pretty quickly.
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#316090 - 04/15/08 04:01 PM Re: New Here
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Fatty, please don't make me start referring to you as Susan. Cause you know I will.
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

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#316091 - 04/15/08 04:19 PM Re: New Here
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Hot kisses!
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#316092 - 04/15/08 04:47 PM Re: New Here
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
wolfpac is a band
theyre my friendson myspace
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#316093 - 04/15/08 05:11 PM Re: New Here
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I remember Sabrina Loves Books. I think that was the saucer too. How about this one?

"Hot licks all over your sweaty balls."

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#316094 - 04/15/08 07:32 PM Re: New Here
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Fatty, please don't make me start referring to you as Susan. Cause you know I will.




Nope. I'm older than 40 and never reached 400 lbs.

Anyway, if I had been born a girl my mom was going to name me Jacqueline after Mrs. Kennedy who was the hot whore of 1960.
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#316095 - 04/15/08 09:58 PM Re: New Here
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Quote:

Hey Wolfie! Welcome!

Or are you a that rare animal, an Admiral Dönitz groupie?


Admiral Donitz groupie, that's pretty good Fatman. And who says Burg writes better than you?? Not me.

No dispute from me on that Dana Dearmond stuff, 420. At last count there's about 51 people here that wouldn't mind seeing her get the shit knocked out of her at the next AVN convention. I hear she's graduated into taking baseball bats in her ass now.

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#316096 - 04/17/08 06:33 PM Re: New Here
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Took a blowtorch to the judges feet while bums raped his daughter. Burned holes in her eye lids with cigarettes because she wouldn't stop fucking crying
Then god and godless wept for the finks snitches and liars.
Ammunition as currency and I'm wearing a wire
Prayers to be answered, kidnap and murder for hire
Wearing a suite you're as good as dead they'll be no warning shots fired.
Shot the judge, jury and the state executioner. Killed the lawyers, the witnesses and all of their friends.
Killed off the victims families one by one, Laid them all facing Mecca end to end
Pray for the Prey compassion is a quick and painless death.
Pray for thine enemies that they should never know my face, god works in mysterious ways as I lay in wait.
Annihilate everyone and everything
Fuck the world and everyone in it.
Fuck you, your god, your friends and your family
Fuck this planet and everything on it
Burn it all to the fucking ground.
Invisible enemies have me surrounded
Bloodshed in infrared multiple targets.
From enslavement to obliteration....and utter mental retardation
Death by my own manipulation, kill the fucking client.
Arabian goggles over Baghdad and a Condoleezza steamer on an old mans chest.
I don't give a fuck, Saddam took it like a man.
Bush would have cried, begged for his life, Taken out a second mortgage on his soul. Fucked around on his wife and defaulted on the entire loan.
Life's a lovely tit to gently squeeze or a boob to wrench and bruise.
I honestly don't give a shit, unemployed and the economy is great.
To all the southern boys getting sand pounded up their ass, my thanks.
Amerikkka escapes the breadline again, this time in hi-def, seven speaker surround sound.
Ate so much war time pussy I'm really packing on the pounds.
Sleeping at Funerals, puking at parades, you need the bullet and the gun.
I do it and I feel real bad, real sad.
Then I rise.
Cleansed.
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