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Fatman would have to take the lead as it seems that minor calamity follows him around like a Aegis cruiser's wake.





It's what happens when you go to strip clubs, have extended conversation with the girls, and don't spend any real money. Someone's gonna get pissed.


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Think I would have liked her?





She was about 5'2", chunky, flabby but large real boobs, elf nose, very very white but heavily freckled, and had the early stages of smoker's voice.

You decide.


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P.S. - I think you'd be cool to hang out with at a strip club.




I don't like going to strip clubs. I haven't gone in quite some time. I always feel degraded just by being there.

And, I always feel bad for the girls. They seem to sense this and the chatty ones are often drawn to sit next to me. Or maybe, it's because I'm quiet, polite and relatively docile. Who knows?

I do enjoy talking to them, but their stories can be so sad. Even when they're boasting, you can sense the lie and the tragedy behind it.

Once one stripper finds you "safe", slowly some others often come over, too, so I've had friends who would buy my drinks if I would go with them. And, I never have more than two. So, you might appreciate that.

But, I've never enjoyed going much.



They have those guys walking around Broadway with vests and handing out cards.