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#316001 - 04/13/08 05:24 AM
Pushiest Ethnic Strippers
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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For my money it's gotta be the Hungarians. They're all like 7 feet tall, constantly drunk and bitching about their husbands/suitcase pimps in that accent that makes me want to rip my ears off.
Usually a ripper asks you if you want a lapdance. If you say no, they move on. This one broad I encountered the other night hit me up three times before I had even had a chance to place my drink order. When she gave up she started sending her comrades over.
Let the Hungarians work off their debt in massage parlours, like they're supposed to. There's nothing worse than a stripper with no social decorum.
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#316002 - 04/13/08 05:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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The worst stripper I ever dealt with was an older stripper of Irish descent from Queens. My buddy was coming off a divorce and I went with him to this place in the 30s on the east side near where he worked. The place was more of a prostitution thing than a strip club. They served no alcohol. He went off with a thin young blonde and I waited for him. I was there since he asked me to come. This isn't my type of thing. So, I waited quietly, occassionally tipped dancers a dollar and declined all offers to go into the back. This older hefty dyed-blonde hag drifted to me and wouldn't take no for an answer. She snapped her gum angrily at me. I assured her I was not interested. An attractive tall thin hispanic girl came over to me with the same offer, and I declined her as well. But, I was certainly more engaged with her since she was stunning. Plus, she was brushing her bare leg against mine while she was talking. It was summer, I was wearing shorts and her skin was incredibly soft. The older irish hag rushed me immediately after this girl moved on. Lowered her price and demanded my participation. I declined. She demanded I give her a dollar. I declined. In fact I intentionally tipped the stage dancer another dollar just to rile her. She actually started yelling at me, "What like you're some catch! You're a worthless piece of shit like every other asshole in here!," and the like. I was so shocked, I found it funny. I couldn't stop laughing. I found her angry red face hilarious - the low-class Queens accent combined with the gum-snapping just set me off! I tried to walk away, and she followed me yelling as I moved away. I wouldn't look at her and kept my eyes from her dodging up and down, in and out, as she tried to get me to acknowledge her. The bouncer actually restrained her after she started to try to punch me. She was crying as he threw her out. Pretty sad, actually.  I actually felt bad for her. I still do.
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#316003 - 04/13/08 08:34 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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The worst are the Eastern European broads who work the clubs in Midtown New York.
"You vant dance? You vant dance? Vhy you no vant dance?!"
Because I don't want to be staring at your tits during your no-contact airdance and hear you say:
"Vhere are Mooose and Squirrel?"
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#316008 - 04/13/08 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Fatman would have to take the lead as it seems that minor calamity follows him around like a Aegis cruiser's wake.
It's what happens when you go to strip clubs, have extended conversation with the girls, and don't spend any real money. Someone's gonna get pissed.
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Think I would have liked her?
She was about 5'2", chunky, flabby but large real boobs, elf nose, very very white but heavily freckled, and had the early stages of smoker's voice.
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P.S. - I think you'd be cool to hang out with at a strip club.
I don't like going to strip clubs. I haven't gone in quite some time. I always feel degraded just by being there.
And, I always feel bad for the girls. They seem to sense this and the chatty ones are often drawn to sit next to me. Or maybe, it's because I'm quiet, polite and relatively docile. Who knows?
I do enjoy talking to them, but their stories can be so sad. Even when they're boasting, you can sense the lie and the tragedy behind it.
Once one stripper finds you "safe", slowly some others often come over, too, so I've had friends who would buy my drinks if I would go with them. And, I never have more than two. So, you might appreciate that.
But, I've never enjoyed going much.
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#316009 - 04/13/08 07:18 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Fatman would have to take the lead as it seems that minor calamity follows him around like a Aegis cruiser's wake.
It's what happens when you go to strip clubs, have extended conversation with the girls, and don't spend any real money. Someone's gonna get pissed.
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Think I would have liked her?
She was about 5'2", chunky, flabby but large real boobs, elf nose, very very white but heavily freckled, and had the early stages of smoker's voice.
You decide.
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P.S. - I think you'd be cool to hang out with at a strip club.
I don't like going to strip clubs. I haven't gone in quite some time. I always feel degraded just by being there.
And, I always feel bad for the girls. They seem to sense this and the chatty ones are often drawn to sit next to me. Or maybe, it's because I'm quiet, polite and relatively docile. Who knows?
I do enjoy talking to them, but their stories can be so sad. Even when they're boasting, you can sense the lie and the tragedy behind it.
Once one stripper finds you "safe", slowly some others often come over, too, so I've had friends who would buy my drinks if I would go with them. And, I never have more than two. So, you might appreciate that.
But, I've never enjoyed going much.
They have those guys walking around Broadway with vests and handing out cards.
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#316014 - 04/14/08 10:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Russian stripper whores are bossy and materialistic.
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#316015 - 04/14/08 10:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I saw an Israeli stripper once at the Doll House in DT Manhattan; I know it's a stereotype, but all she did was argue with the customers.
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#316016 - 04/14/08 02:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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Used to go to this place called The Jet Strip near LAX for lunch every Friday when I worked in Hawthorne. The strippers were good looking, but nothing to brag about and the (non-alcoholic) drinks were typically expensive ($4 cokes) but the food was surprisingly good and very inexpensive; $3 for the daily special and served in large portions.
Usually dropped another $20, a dollar at a time, for the dancers and everyone was friendly and low pressure on their sales pitch.
But that was over 15 years ago. I don't think it's around anymore which is too bad, it was a fun place to kick it for lunch.
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#316017 - 04/14/08 03:30 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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But has anyone ever had the pleasure of eating fries and gravy during the lunchtime lull, only to have a Hungarian whore sit in your unsuspecting lap and start eating right off your fork? And then the management gave me shit for dumping the whole thing in the garbage can, plate and all.
I miss the good old days when the bulk of our dancers were either local highschool dropouts with fake id's, or delivered fresh weekly from Quebec, kinda like seafood. And a dance was only ten bucks.
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#316019 - 04/14/08 07:26 PM
Re: Pushiest Ethnic Strippers
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 126
Loc: Chicago, IL
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I absolutely hate Asian strippers. The worst their English is the worst their attitude is. Plus they always tend to be very short and chucky. The only math Asians strippers know how to do is count their money.
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#316021 - 04/14/08 08:46 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Can you just buy one drink there and just sity and watch for an hour or two? Will they kick you out if you just watch?
You've gotta be kidding me. Are you telling me the enema bandit has never spent a night at the peelers?
Gawk all you want for as long as you want. Just keep buying more drinks and keep your hands to yourself, cause the 'staff' is usually not shy in letting you know you've worn out your welcome.
And bring lots of twenties. She won't stop dancing till you tell her to stop dancing. I once had to bail a naive buddy out of continuous lapdances to the tune of 120 bucks.
I personaly feel that strip joints are a rip off, but I am still tempted by all those promises of great time and those busines cards that the Paki's hand out on the street.
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#316022 - 04/14/08 09:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I told Alex to take 30 ones and four fives and leave his credit card/atm card at home for his first trip. Anyone disagree with that advice?
I think they're a ripoff too- the dancers are brazen now of days. I used to tip ones that turned me on but they all expect a tip these days, no matter how lackluster the dance or broken the girl.
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#316023 - 04/14/08 09:12 PM
Re: Pushiest Ethnic Strippers
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I told Alex to take 30 ones and four fives and leave his credit card/atm card at home for his first trip. Anyone disagree with that advice?
I think they're a ripoff too- the dancers are brazen now of days. I used to tip ones that turned me on but they all expect a tip these days, no matter how lackluster the dance or broken the girl.
I am skeptical about the $50.00 here in NYC.
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#316024 - 04/14/08 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I hear plan on spending like $80. I don't know why they say $80.
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#316025 - 04/14/08 09:53 PM
Re: Pushiest Ethnic Strippers
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I hear plan on spending like $80. I don't know why they say $80.
How about $100? $100 is a nice solid and rounded figure.
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#316026 - 04/15/08 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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jEEEZ, YOU GUYS NEED to spend a weekend with Da Burg and his seminar on Strip Clubs "Dont let the Urge to Splurge Lead you to Splooge like a Stooge...and ruin your slacks."
Like anything else, you get out of the experience what you put into it, and you need to be honest with yourself about why you are going to the strip club and what you hope to accomplish (inside yourself for YOURSELF)...do you want to just kill and hour or two, get a buzz and oogle tits? Do you want to spend 2 hours with a perpetual hardon so that when you go home to your wife or GF you are so fucking horny you rape them and cum an amount that mimics peter north and would make Ceara Lynch very happy? Or do you want to go and meet strippers for the purpose of finding a date or sex-for-hire experience after her shift ends? Maybe you are just like me, you go to a club, meet a girl you already know and like and trust and who feels the same about you (or pretends to) and you spend the evening in a VIP booth talking about anything, getting shitfaced or stoned and being physically intimate in a way that doesnt involve lap dances or blow jobs (i.e. in her arms or vice versa.)
Bottom line, dont go if you cant afford it...and if you can afford it, dont be a cheapskate...go at it full throttle, depending on the answers to the questions in the preceding paragraph. Find the drunkest, most fucked up stripper and see how far you can go molesting her (and she molesting YOU!) I find that totally wasted strippers will allow you to finger them for a mere pittance....in their stupor they dont want to be jumping around giving a lap dance, they would rather sit and enjoy their high/buzz while you wiggle a digit up inside her twat and she discreetly rubs your hardon through your pants.
See a stripper you dislike or who is a bitch? well, I advocate calling her over for a lap dance and PREPAYING for 2 or 3 songs to get her relaxed and off her guard, and then in the middle of the first song while she is rubbing and moving, YOU furtively unzip your fly and wiggle your weiner free so that when she does her 5th or 6th Butt-to-crotch rubaround, your weiner springs forth and gets pre-cum all over her butt cheek....Now a lot of different things can happen the moment this weiner-precum moment occurs: She may pretend not to notice and either step back and finish the dances from 3 feet away, or she may just continue to rub against you and your dick, taking the forthcoming splooge that happens just as the last song you paid for finishes, but then demands a HUGE extra tip for taking a load of yours on her buttcheek or thigh. OR...she may actually enjoy having your dick free to play with and molest but watch out, she might cause pain instead of pleasure. If you are in the VIP room and you manage to get your dick free, she may stop and discuss further negotiations, offering to Blow you but it will cost you, starting with making the doorman look the other way. OR she may just tell u to fuck off and threaten to turn you in if you demand your money back when she storms off.
Got all that?
I am way beyond the juvenile "getting your weiner rubbed" in a stripclub motivation. For devious shenanigans in a strip club, I prefer to find out which whores like their chemicals and to bring a little doggie bag of those exact chemicals, and have the bitch eating out of my hand "One potato Two...." except it is One Percocet Two...
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#316027 - 04/15/08 01:57 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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jEEEZ, YOU GUYS NEED to spend a weekend with Da Burg and his seminar on Strip Clubs "Dont let the Urge to Splurge Lead you to Splooge like a Stooge...and ruin your slacks."
Like anything else, you get out of the experience what you put into it, and you need to be honest with yourself about why you are going to the strip club and what you hope to accomplish (inside yourself for YOURSELF)...do you want to just kill and hour or two, get a buzz and oogle tits? Do you want to spend 2 hours with a perpetual hardon so that when you go home to your wife or GF you are so fucking horny you rape them and cum an amount that mimics peter north and would make Ceara Lynch very happy? Or do you want to go and meet strippers for the purpose of finding a date or sex-for-hire experience after her shift ends? Maybe you are just like me, you go to a club, meet a girl you already know and like and trust and who feels the same about you (or pretends to) and you spend the evening in a VIP booth talking about anything, getting shitfaced or stoned and being physically intimate in a way that doesnt involve lap dances or blow jobs (i.e. in her arms or vice versa.)
Bottom line, dont go if you cant afford it...and if you can afford it, dont be a cheapskate...go at it full throttle, depending on the answers to the questions in the preceding paragraph. Find the drunkest, most fucked up stripper and see how far you can go molesting her (and she molesting YOU!) I find that totally wasted strippers will allow you to finger them for a mere pittance....in their stupor they dont want to be jumping around giving a lap dance, they would rather sit and enjoy their high/buzz while you wiggle a digit up inside her twat and she discreetly rubs your hardon through your pants.
See a stripper you dislike or who is a bitch? well, I advocate calling her over for a lap dance and PREPAYING for 2 or 3 songs to get her relaxed and off her guard, and then in the middle of the first song while she is rubbing and moving, YOU furtively unzip your fly and wiggle your weiner free so that when she does her 5th or 6th Butt-to-crotch rubaround, your weiner springs forth and gets pre-cum all over her butt cheek....Now a lot of different things can happen the moment this weiner-precum moment occurs: She may pretend not to notice and either step back and finish the dances from 3 feet away, or she may just continue to rub against you and your dick, taking the forthcoming splooge that happens just as the last song you paid for finishes, but then demands a HUGE extra tip for taking a load of yours on her buttcheek or thigh. OR...she may actually enjoy having your dick free to play with and molest but watch out, she might cause pain instead of pleasure. If you are in the VIP room and you manage to get your dick free, she may stop and discuss further negotiations, offering to Blow you but it will cost you, starting with making the doorman look the other way. OR she may just tell u to fuck off and threaten to turn you in if you demand your money back when she storms off.
Got all that?
I am way beyond the juvenile "getting your weiner rubbed" in a stripclub motivation. For devious shenanigans in a strip club, I prefer to find out which whores like their chemicals and to bring a little doggie bag of those exact chemicals, and have the bitch eating out of my hand "One potato Two...." except it is One Percocet Two...
love you for saying that 
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#316028 - 04/15/08 04:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Why put that much thought into going to a strip club? I don't think I've ever left the house planning on going except once for a bachelor party.
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#316031 - 04/15/08 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Take as much or as little money as you want. No one will kick you out for not buying dances. Not all guys are into dances, but do bring enough to tip onstage. If you don't plan on buying dances, DO NOT encourage the girls to engage in convo with you. As wonderful and fabulous as you may be, the bottom line is they are there to make money. They didn't initiate convo to take a break or because they are bored as some may tell you. It is part of their sales approach to personalize themselves as a product so you buy dances. Don't lead them on. It's better strip club etiquette to be honest and tell them that you didn't bring enough money and can only afford to tip on stage.
Also, if you sit at the tip rail (yes, you'd better be tipping at the TIP rail), the girls won't ask you for dances since most clubs don't allow the dancers to approach customers at the tip rail as it would be rude to that performer on stage.
love,
gia. (a former stripper)
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#316036 - 04/15/08 06:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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There is at least a half dozen places right under the El at Queensboro Plaza.
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#316038 - 04/16/08 04:26 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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There is at least a half dozen places right under the El at Queensboro Plaza.
Good call Zenman. If Alex takes the plunge he can't go wrong there. 
I might do this for the blog.
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#316047 - 04/16/08 06:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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the answer he wanted to hear was:
"Give themselves enemas, and then have a tickle fight". Tickle fight optional.
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#316048 - 04/16/08 06:38 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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What will the strippers do with the money?
Pay their rent, buy food, pay bills, pay car payment, pay car insurance, pay for hair and beauty treatments so we look good for you guys.
Yep, this is not the answer that I was looking for. I rather want to hear how they would missuse the money and get stuff like handbags, drugs and some other stuff, maybe handbags filled with drugs.
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#316049 - 04/16/08 06:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Why would a stripper in NYC own a car? And, if she did you'd have to add her parking space bill to the list.
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#316050 - 04/16/08 06:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I once left the house for a jug of orange juice and came back with a new car.
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