That Monkey or Conky can declare some kind of moratorium on anal wart threads for a while? Heaven knows I can appreciate the undeniable humor inherent to a subject like anal warts. But the board's recent preoccupation with the topic is beginning to drain my will to live.
Unless of course, as is likely, that's the whole purpose. In which case... well done.

Monkey & Conky appear to be semi-retired, so the relatively lawless Cage might have even fewer restraints in the future.

But, even if they were inclined to agree with your observation, I'm pretty sure they would deny any request if said request originated from you.