Did you know...

I was the "go-to guy" around easter time for my church that I grew up in. Skinny, white, long sandy blonde hair, smooth caring face, looks good in an acolyte robe & sandals, looks even better in fake blood with a thorny crown on, and some beard to boot? There was no better Jesus workin' the circuit in The Valley when I was in my prime. They used to hang me on a fuckin' cross! ASSHOLES!!! lol My point is...you are correct sir. I would hang on that shit fake gotta hold it together myself cross for almost an hour (kills the arms) but I never tapped. No Jesus worth his salt would, it ruins the "put your money in the plate cuz you feel guilty" vibe, and no one in a robe wants THAT!

-Keep It Dirty

If cleanliness is next to Godliness, then who the fuck am I sitting next to anyway?