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#315366 - 04/12/08 12:11 AM
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Jesus loves porn stars, but he really hates you. Sorry.
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#315367 - 04/12/08 01:33 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
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Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Jesus loves porn stars, but he really hates you. Sorry.
Jesus doesnt exist, but one thing is certain, you suck more cock than Kurt Lockwood
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#315368 - 04/12/08 07:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Maybe you should check with the nice folks at www.godhatesxxx.com.
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#315371 - 04/12/08 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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You're an idiot for two reasons.
1. It can be proven that jesus exists(or at least existed). Weather or not, you believe him to be the son of god is your choice.
2. You started a thread titled "does jesus really love porn starts", and then said he doesnt exist.
1. How? The "Shroud of Turin"? Pieces of the "Real Cross"?
I'd love to see real proof. So would many who believe in Jesus as Messiah. They search for archeological evidence to prove his existance all the time. Granted, they would not be happy to find his body, though.
While I believe Jesus lived, other than the Bible, there are no contemporary historical references to him. None. No record of his execution in the Roman record. The brief reference by Josephus was tacked on to his work later.
The places that are commemorated for him in Jerusalem were marked out by Imperial Roman converts 300 or more years after he would have died and after the city had been destroyed twice to repress Jewish rebellions.
This destruction easily explains why evidence of a real person might be missing. But, it doesn't prove a person existed.
There's no proof of Moses, Abraham, Noah, Adam, either btw.
2. Why does his existance matter. The thread could say "Zeus doesn't like you" and most won't assume the poster thought Zeus existed.
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#315374 - 04/12/08 03:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#315376 - 04/12/08 03:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#315377 - 04/12/08 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just noticed Fiend's avatar is an animation of Ry*n Kn*x.
For posterity:
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#315378 - 04/12/08 03:48 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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I stole that gif from another forum I visit. I got tired of the PMs from people calling me a pedo because of the batgasm gif.
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#315379 - 04/12/08 06:34 PM
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You're an idiot for two reasons...
It's beyond sad when Brandon Lee Harrington can justifiably call you an idiot for not one but two reasons, homophonophobia notwithstanding. 
As for whether or not Jesus actually existed: Anyone know if records from the Augustinian Census still survive? You know, the whole reason they were allegedly in Bethlehem in the first place. Son of God or (more likely) not, that would be dispositive proof that he existed.
Edited by Jim B. (04/12/08 06:46 PM)
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#315380 - 04/12/08 07:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
Posts: 60
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Jesus loves porn stars, but he really hates you. Sorry.
Jesus doesnt exist, but one thing is certain, you suck more cock than Kurt Lockwood
You're an idiot for two reasons.
1. It can be proven that jesus exists(or at least existed). Weather or not, you believe him to be the son of god is your choice.
2. You started a thread titled "does jesus really love porn starts", and then said he doesnt exist.
Not only am I not an idiot, I am clearly your intellectual superior, there is no real proof that Jesus ever existed and I can make posts about Jesus if I want to, I don't have to believe he is the son of God or that ever actually existed at all in order to do so.
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#315381 - 04/12/08 10:47 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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When you have to come out and directly tell people you aren't an idiot then you have already lost the argument.
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#315382 - 04/12/08 11:30 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/16/06
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#315383 - 04/13/08 12:25 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
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Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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When you have to come out and directly tell people you aren't an idiot then you have already lost the argument.
How so? That statement is completely illogical. Just because someone falsely accused me of being an idiot, I responded to that accusation, does not make me an idiot or someone who has lost an argument.
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#315384 - 04/13/08 12:44 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/08/06
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Just because someone falsely accused me of being an idiot... does not make me an idiot.
You're right. The fact that you are a wall-eyed, slobbering mongoloid has nothing at all to do with his accusation. Blame should more properly be laid at the feet of genetics or fetal alcohol syndrome.
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#315385 - 04/13/08 04:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#315386 - 04/13/08 05:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Brenda Lee Harrington's bitch wrote: Quote:
Are we really gonna point out grammar and spelling errors on a porn discussion website? How bout this one, bitch? Shut the fuck up, your fuckin retarded. Oh and where did I have sex with you're mother? Over their, at the park.
I can (and will) point out whatever I like to point out. Thank you. Furthermore, I verified your claim with my mother and she is 100% sure she didn't have sex with you nor ever met you. I give my mother more credit than you, especially regarding this claim of yours. Have a nice day!
Fatman, did you really expect an intelligent and cohorent answer?
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#315387 - 04/13/08 06:01 AM
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Look, we all know that Brando's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He can't spell, his grammar's atrocious, he's obnoxious, has questionable taste in women, poor hygiene, rides the short bus to his GED classes and is a perfect candidate for "Operation Cascade..." Where was I going with this??? Oh, yeah. Despite all of that, he still runs circles around David "Caviar," so let's cut him some slack and give him this one. Everyone deserves one moment in the sun.
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#315392 - 04/13/08 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I didnt address that issue for two reasons.
1. If I were to begin talking about how jesus is the son of god, that im a christian, etc. You all would never let me hear the end of it. Youd say I was a bible thumping hypocrite, etc.
2.You appear to be an atheist. Im not going to convice you of my point of view, and you are not going to convice me of yours.
When I feel that it is possible to convince someone they are wrong, I will do so. However in this case, it would be a waste of time, so I just let it be. I hope this clears things up.
I never demanded proof to convert me.
And, I'm not trying to separate you from your faith.
You're the one who called someone an "idiot" since you could easily prove Jesus lived.
Prove it. Or admit you were wrong.
While I cannot accept that any person who walked the Earth can be a god, I BELIEVE Jesus lived. My point is there is no proof of his existance.
There is no evidence that he lived outside of stories in the Bible. Therefore, no one can be called an "idiot" solely based upon not accepting that Jesus actually existed.
If you want valid reasons to call Caviar an idiot, you might try PMing JimB.
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#315393 - 04/13/08 05:53 PM
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Oh, no you don't. I've given him enough help. He's on his own, now.
(Alright, alright. Brando: The guy is pals with Eon McGai.)
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#315395 - 04/13/08 09:13 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/16/06
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I didnt address that issue for two reasons.
1. If I were to begin talking about how jesus is the son of god, that im a christian, etc. You all would never let me hear the end of it. Youd say I was a bible thumping hypocrite, etc.
2.You appear to be an atheist. Im not going to convice you of my point of view, and you are not going to convice me of yours.
When I feel that it is possible to convince someone they are wrong, I will do so. However in this case, it would be a waste of time, so I just let it be. I hope this clears things up.
I never demanded proof to convert me.
And, I'm not trying to separate you from your faith.
You're the one who called someone an "idiot" since you could easily prove Jesus lived.
Prove it. Or admit you were wrong.
While I cannot accept that any person who walked the Earth can be a god, I BELIEVE Jesus lived. My point is there is no proof of his existance.
There is no evidence that he lived outside of stories in the Bible. Therefore, no one can be called an "idiot" solely based upon not accepting that Jesus actually existed.
If you want valid reasons to call Caviar an idiot, you might try PMing JimB.
Jesus is mentioned in other religions as well, not just in the bible. Islam and jewdism( or however you spell it) talk about him as well. Id be hard pressed to prove anyone lived 2000 years ago. How exactly would someone prove something like that? All we have is word of mouth past down from one generation to the next. There were no cameras, etc., and as stated previously, what records that might have existed, were destroyed. I wont be admitting Im wrong about this one.
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#315397 - 04/15/08 12:09 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Last I heard, Jesus was always hanging out with the lepers, the drunks, and the WHORES! If I remember my Sunday Schooling correctly, Big J.C. was reputed for standing up for the whores. "Let He, who is without sin, cast the first stone." So, that being said, real or not, living or dead, God or man, Jesus was always a friend to the whores. -Keep It Dirty 
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#315398 - 04/15/08 06:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
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Oh, no you don't. I've given him enough help. He's on his own, now.
(Alright, alright. Brando: The guy is pals with Eon McGai.)
I'm not friends with Eon McKai, however, I do think all the blatantly homophobic comments people make about him are childish and ignorant. Is this why you act so hostile towards me because I've previously mentioned that I don't think calling Eon McKai Eon McGai is clever or funny.
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#315400 - 02/06/09 10:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Bump! Told ya!
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#315401 - 02/06/09 11:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Jesus loves the whores but Satan pays their wages.
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#315402 - 02/06/09 03:54 PM
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Jesus never tapped.
Know this. Pass it along.
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#315403 - 02/07/09 01:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Did you know...
I was the "go-to guy" around easter time for my church that I grew up in. Skinny, white, long sandy blonde hair, smooth caring face, looks good in an acolyte robe & sandals, looks even better in fake blood with a thorny crown on, and some beard to boot? There was no better Jesus workin' the circuit in The Valley when I was in my prime. They used to hang me on a fuckin' cross! ASSHOLES!!! lol My point is...you are correct sir. I would hang on that shit fake gotta hold it together myself cross for almost an hour (kills the arms) but I never tapped. No Jesus worth his salt would, it ruins the "put your money in the plate cuz you feel guilty" vibe, and no one in a robe wants THAT!
-Keep It Dirty
If cleanliness is next to Godliness, then who the fuck am I sitting next to anyway? 
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