arent the Olsen twins about ready for porn by now?

The Answer: NEVER!
Jesus what is the fatuation that some porners (like Scotty J. Fayner) have with the Olsen twins? Figure it out they have more money than God and are so flanked by assistants, security and a multitude of other "responsible" individuals that no one scummy enough will never get close. I would wager the Bush girlies have less security than they do. All it comes down to is that they are an industry in themselves and plenty of people have an interest in keeping that from happening at all costs.

The only way the Olsen twins will do porn is if
a) It is so softcore that it makes Disney look like meatholes.
b) That they continue to make crap movies except this time there is no income from it
c) The offer, script, and performers are all too good to pass it up.
d) They are offered more money than god and a network...not network show or series... a network.

P.s... I would take Kami, Corina Taylor and Eve Laurence over the Olsen twins and Paris Hilton.

There must be better looking twins that actually do porn that we can all pine for,yes.

I personally would love to see the Coors light twins do porn (tall hot blondes with curves)

I'm sure that's their real name.