Look, we all know that Brando's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He can't spell, his grammar's atrocious, he's obnoxious, has questionable taste in women, poor hygiene, rides the short bus to his GED classes and is a perfect candidate for "Operation Cascade..."

Where was I going with this???

Oh, yeah. Despite all of that, he still runs circles around David "Caviar," so let's cut him some slack and give him this one. Everyone deserves one moment in the sun.