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#315211 - 04/11/08 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Wouldn't the eggs break getting in the pussy?
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#315212 - 04/11/08 07:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/20/07
Posts: 54
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Wouldn't the eggs break?
Not if they were hard boiled.
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#315214 - 04/11/08 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Win an Olympic Gold Medal in skeet shooting and then DP the Bronze & Silver medalists on the podium.
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#315215 - 04/11/08 07:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Fatman... I'm going to sneek into your apartment, boil your oldest cat, and jerk off on your Gordon Lightfoot collection.
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#315218 - 04/11/08 08:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/07
Posts: 60
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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#315220 - 04/11/08 09:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Become a Girl Scout leader, teaching seductive cookie-selling techniques to use on Phlogiston on his way out of the Safeway with a 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best and a 5-oz bag of Kettle Chips.
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#315222 - 04/11/08 10:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Tell the truth.
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#315223 - 04/11/08 10:51 PM
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I'd like to see a whore tell S. Lubben to stick her fat born-again head up her rancid festering twat. I'd also like to see this captured on video and posted on YouTube and the preponderance of PW MySpace sites.
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#315225 - 04/12/08 06:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a frying pan while riding a unicycle and reciting the second act from Henry V.
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#315226 - 04/12/08 07:55 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Commit suicide on camera right after they finish a scene.
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#315228 - 04/12/08 08:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
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Whores - to do the dishes Whores - to clean up my room Whores - to do the laundry Whores - and in the bathroom
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#315231 - 04/12/08 09:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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nice. season 4 starts tues. I think.
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#315235 - 04/13/08 06:27 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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#315239 - 04/13/08 08:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
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#315242 - 04/14/08 02:14 AM
I'd love to see a whore...
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/27/04
Posts: 62
Loc: go figure
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win the Democratic Presidential nomination...but I guess that's already going to happen no matter who wins. Sorry, my bad.
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#315248 - 04/16/08 08:40 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
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#315249 - 04/16/08 08:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#315251 - 04/16/08 08:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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...show up to a set on time (or in some cases, at all)
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#315252 - 04/30/08 07:22 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 50
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#315254 - 05/17/08 04:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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my laundry
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#315256 - 05/17/08 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#315258 - 05/17/08 10:31 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 50
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Quote:
Quote:
OD during a scene.
Here you have it.
Pretty funny, but they should've given her blood capsules to make it look a little more real.
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#315259 - 05/18/08 06:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
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Some quality fisting?
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