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#315210 - 04/11/08 07:20 PM Things you’d love to see whores do
westscott Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/19/06
Posts: 67
Loc: UK
Things you’d love to see whores do:


I want to see a slut stick eggs up her pussy and fire them out like a chicken

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#315211 - 04/11/08 07:21 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Wouldn't the eggs break getting in the pussy?
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#315212 - 04/11/08 07:25 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
jbs173 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/20/07
Posts: 54
Quote:

Wouldn't the eggs break?



Not if they were hard boiled.

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#315213 - 04/11/08 07:30 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Depends on the pussy... some lack the tensile strength to crack an egg...
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#315214 - 04/11/08 07:33 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Win an Olympic Gold Medal in skeet shooting and then DP the Bronze & Silver medalists on the podium.
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#315215 - 04/11/08 07:51 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Fatman...
I'm going to sneek into your apartment, boil your oldest cat, and jerk off on your Gordon Lightfoot collection.
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#315216 - 04/11/08 07:57 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Rent Candy Goes to Hollywood and see Wendy O'Williams from The Plasmatics shoot ping pong balls from her cootch into Jamie Gillis' mouth during a parody of The Gong Show. You can also see the mother of American Beauty star Thora Burch in the same movie. Great tits run in the family
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#315217 - 04/11/08 08:13 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Fatman...
I'm going to sneek into your apartment, boil your oldest cat, and jerk off on your Gordon Lightfoot collection.




Be careful of the booby traps.

btw, I have no Gordon Lightfoot.

Might I offer Elvis Costello? Boomtown Rats? Pink Floyd? The Who?
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#315218 - 04/11/08 08:13 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
DavidCaviar Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/03/07
Posts: 60
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
Get a real job

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#315220 - 04/11/08 09:47 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Become a Girl Scout leader, teaching seductive cookie-selling techniques to use on Phlogiston on his way out of the Safeway with a 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best and a 5-oz bag of Kettle Chips.
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#315221 - 04/11/08 10:19 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
Go on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader or Jeopardy.
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#315222 - 04/11/08 10:37 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Tell the truth.
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#315223 - 04/11/08 10:51 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
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I'd like to see a whore tell S. Lubben to stick her fat born-again head up her rancid festering twat. I'd also like to see this captured on video and posted on YouTube and the preponderance of PW MySpace sites.


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#315224 - 04/12/08 05:52 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Bluecipher Offline
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I'd like to see a whore tell S. Lubben to stick her fat born-again head up her rancid festering twat. I'd also like to see this captured on video and posted on YouTube and the preponderance of PW MySpace sites.






I'd like to have said whore assfist Lubben and have it all captured for her worshipping fans.
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#315225 - 04/12/08 06:28 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a frying pan while riding a unicycle and reciting the second act from Henry V.
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#315226 - 04/12/08 07:55 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Commit suicide on camera right after they finish a scene.
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#315227 - 04/12/08 08:05 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a frying pan while riding a unicycle and reciting the second act from Henry V.




wow
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#315228 - 04/12/08 08:59 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Whores - to do the dishes
Whores - to clean up my room
Whores - to do the laundry
Whores - and in the bathroom

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#315229 - 04/12/08 09:12 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
1) Enemas.

2) Buttplug shitting while straining.

3) Tasting and sniffing their own ass.

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#315230 - 04/12/08 09:38 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
...work the rail on the F/V Time Bandit.

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#315231 - 04/12/08 09:52 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
nice. season 4 starts tues. I think.
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#315232 - 04/12/08 10:27 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Whores - to do the dishes
Whores - to clean up my room
Whores - to do the laundry
Whores - and in the bathroom






It sounds like you want a housewife instead of a whore. You can't have both in one woman unless you convince Gigi to leave her husband for you.
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#315233 - 04/13/08 12:47 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

Whores - to do the dishes
Whores - to clean up my room
Whores - to do the laundry
Whores - and in the bathroom





.....thats all really want is whores
....from white castle to the nile
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#315234 - 04/13/08 06:24 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

Juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a frying pan while riding a unicycle and reciting the second act from Henry V.




wow




To be honest I'd like to see anyone do this.
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#315235 - 04/13/08 06:27 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a frying pan while riding a unicycle and reciting the second act from Henry V.




wow




To be honest I'd like to see anyone do this.




right?

a clown maybe...

oh and to stay on topic
id like to see some good forced lesbian action
when i go int othe adult store and ask for anything
the old dude that runs the place just starts blushing
and stuttering and doesnt really know anything about current titles
any reccomendations from you guys would be greatly appreciated as well
im into mean dominant lesbians right now
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#315236 - 04/13/08 06:37 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Romeo is bleeding Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 35
Quote:

Things you’d love to see whores do:


Me!
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#315237 - 04/13/08 06:53 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

any reccomendations from you guys would be greatly appreciated as well




Why don't you film some of your own?
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#315238 - 04/13/08 06:57 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

any reccomendations from you guys would be greatly appreciated as well




Why don't you film some of your own?





hhe i m actually doing a strapon scene with misty haze
very soon
that im very excited about
but i dont think shes mean
but shes hot
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#315239 - 04/13/08 08:28 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Juggle a chainsaw, a bowling ball, and a frying pan while riding a unicycle and reciting the second act from Henry V.




wow




To be honest I'd like to see anyone do this.




right?

a clown maybe...

oh and to stay on topic
id like to see some good forced lesbian action
when i go int othe adult store and ask for anything
the old dude that runs the place just starts blushing
and stuttering and doesnt really know anything about current titles
any reccomendations from you guys would be greatly appreciated as well
im into mean dominant lesbians right now




The Violation of... Series.
Violation of a MILF (2007) Full of Cougars

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#315240 - 04/13/08 09:16 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

Quote:

Whores - to do the dishes
Whores - to clean up my room
Whores - to do the laundry
Whores - and in the bathroom





.....thats all really want is whores
....from white castle to the nile




well, at least one person got the reference
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#315241 - 04/13/08 12:26 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Quote:

im into mean dominant lesbians right now




hellfire sex
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#315242 - 04/14/08 02:14 AM I'd love to see a whore...
oregongaper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/27/04
Posts: 62
Loc: go figure
win the Democratic Presidential nomination...but I guess that's already going to happen no matter who wins. Sorry, my bad.
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#315243 - 04/14/08 05:48 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
Boil a big pot of hot dogs and have them go bobbing for tube steaks.

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#315244 - 04/14/08 09:11 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Get their tubes tied so they cant have any kids. Whores just shouldnt be mothers.
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#315245 - 04/15/08 06:38 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Get their tubes tied so they cant have any kids. Whores just shouldnt be mothers.




That would end the "Mother Wife Whore" series, no?
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#315246 - 04/15/08 06:43 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Give birth while filming American Bukkake.
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#315247 - 04/16/08 05:02 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Give birth while filming American Bukkake.




Good God Zen...I've seen birth first hand (a couple of times), and believe me when I say that there's absolutely NOTHING hot about it.
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#315248 - 04/16/08 08:40 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

Quote:

Give birth while filming American Bukkake.




Good God Zen...I've seen birth first hand (a couple of times), and believe me when I say that there's absolutely NOTHING hot about it.




i believe he was strictly speaking about the degradation factor on this one. zen, i'll see you in the outer ring of the seventh circle
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#315249 - 04/16/08 08:43 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Give birth while filming American Bukkake.




Good God Zen...I've seen birth first hand (a couple of times), and believe me when I say that there's absolutely NOTHING hot about it.




i believe he was strictly speaking about the degradation factor on this one. zen, i'll see you in the outer ring of the seventh circle




I figured as much, and I'm into degradation as much as the next guy, but giving birth is the equivalent of being stuck in the middle of a horror movie that goes on for 14hours.
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#315250 - 04/16/08 08:47 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
autopilot Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 65
any form of double fisting

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#315251 - 04/16/08 08:49 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
...show up to a set on time (or in some cases, at all)
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#315252 - 04/30/08 07:22 AM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
moriarty Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 50
OD during a scene.

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#315253 - 05/17/08 03:27 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
DNash Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/29/06
Posts: 21
Loc: Houston, TX
Dirty ass to mouth!
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#315254 - 05/17/08 04:03 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
my laundry
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#315255 - 05/17/08 09:00 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Things you’d love to see whores do:


I want to see a slut stick eggs up her pussy and fire them out like a chicken




Are eggs fired from her ass close enough?

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#315256 - 05/17/08 09:09 PM Re: Things you’d love to see whores do
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

my laundry




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#315257 - 05/17/08 09:41 PM Re: Things you&#8217;d love to see whores do
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

OD during a scene.





Here you have it.
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#315258 - 05/17/08 10:31 PM Re: Things you&#8217;d love to see whores do
moriarty Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 50
Quote:

Quote:

OD during a scene.





Here you have it.




Pretty funny, but they should've given her blood capsules to make it look a little more real.

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#315259 - 05/18/08 06:33 AM Re: Things you&#8217;d love to see whores do
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
Some quality fisting?
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