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#314689 - 04/10/08 06:54 AM Someone has to say it.
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pretty is pretty fucking annoying.
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#314690 - 04/10/08 06:57 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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I think she's an alt created with that sole purpose in mind.

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#314691 - 04/10/08 07:38 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

I think she's an alt created with that sole purpose in mind.




im really not
and im really not tring to annoy anyone
sorry
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#314692 - 04/10/08 07:46 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Then prove it or kick rocks.

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#314693 - 04/10/08 07:47 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Then prove it or kick rocks.




um
how?
im not webcamming you wiht you no matter how many times you say im not real

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#314694 - 04/10/08 07:49 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
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Quote:

Then prove it or kick rocks.




Again: Pretty, photo of "I Love XPT" written across your tits in red lipstick. Otherwise, it's obvious that your "pics" are just stock photos.

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#314695 - 04/10/08 07:51 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.

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#314696 - 04/10/08 07:51 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.

Pretty - It appears you've officially been called out. I'd like to believe that there aren't as many Alt-IDs around here as people suspect there are, but there's only one way to tell.

If you're not an ALT-ID, and would like everyone to believe that, please post a pic of yourself holding a sign that says "Hello XPT!" or something along those lines. You don't have to be nude (although that would be preferred ), however, if you don't clear it up now, the Alt accusations will keep coming.

EDIT: Talk about last one to the party...


Edited by Vizzle O'Dizzle (04/10/08 07:52 AM)
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#314697 - 04/10/08 07:55 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Then prove it or kick rocks.




Again: Pretty, photo of "I Love XPT" written across your tits in red lipstick. Otherwise, it's obvious that your "pics" are just stock photos.





lol
i know you want the xpt sign
and ill make it
you could just ask
you dont have to accuse me of being a fae person
theyre not stock photos
theyre what ive been sending out to agencies
the one thats my avatar is the "back"
and the ones i posted other wise i was asked for by renfield
and they were laptop web cam captures
lol
but yes
ill make you your xpt sign
its gonna have the letters backwards though. ok?
so someone will have to flip it
im on a macbook and when i did fan signs for adamblascast and afrosquad the letters came out spelled backwrds?
but if someone can flip it i tll read right
im going to work around two pm and ill throw it u here then cause im all grubby and just woke up right now lol
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#314698 - 04/10/08 08:08 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Crocodile Offline
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What's your myspace url pretty?
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#314699 - 04/10/08 08:23 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Care Less Offline
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Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.






Just compare spelling, capitalization and syntax.

Optionally sense conspiracy.

Check your perceptive capabilities.

Consider getting help.
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#314700 - 04/10/08 08:29 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.






Just compare spelling, capitalization and syntax.

Optionally sense conspiracy.

Check your perceptive capabilities.

Consider getting help.




Don't want to offend.

Merely an observation

Wow you are touchy.
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#314701 - 04/10/08 08:48 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Care Less Offline
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I am rather astounded than offended, given the obvious differences.

I did not write this reply for you alone, thus all conspiracy theorists were addressed as well.

And being "touchy" is not a good idea around here. Therefore it is quite far away from what I consider important, generally.
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#314702 - 04/10/08 08:50 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

What's your myspace url pretty?




its myspace.com/prettypleads
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#314703 - 04/10/08 08:50 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

I am rather astounded than offended, given the obvious differences.

I did not write this reply for you alone, thus all conspiracy theorists were addressed as well.

And being "touchy" is not a good idea around here. Therefore it is quite far away from what I consider important, generally.






lol
iknow
like, what?

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#314704 - 04/10/08 08:53 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.




sure you dont
hard to tell by the way youre trolling me
lol

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#314705 - 04/10/08 09:12 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.




sure you dont
hard to tell by the way youre trolling me
lol







here you go XPT
earlier than scheduled


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#314706 - 04/10/08 09:14 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
gia jordan Offline
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You look very different from the pic you have where you are kissing your bf. What's the story there? No offense, but did you lose a lot of weight?
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#314707 - 04/10/08 09:16 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

You look very different from the pic you have where you are kissing your bf. What's the story there? No offense, but did you lose a lot of weight?




yes i did!

like eighty five pounds so far
i know- its a huge difference
the pic where i was kissing dirty is like very old
like, over a year old
so i dont let it bother me when people pick on it
im proud of myself
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#314708 - 04/10/08 09:17 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Vizzle Offline
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Survey says......NOT an Alt!

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#314709 - 04/10/08 09:20 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Survey says......NOT an Alt!







lol im really me
i swear

its still spelled backwards thouhg lol
well
whatever
i got ready like way earlier to post that cause i figured everyone'd be all "oh its a fake id guy calling ht girl to come pose fr the fansign"
lol
buti knew it'd come out backwards, the letters i mean
im on a macbook and whenever ive done fansigns like on myspcae and stuff, the spelling comes out backwards too

anywaythere you have it
im gonna go enjoy my coffee now
bye XPT
mwa!
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#314710 - 04/10/08 09:20 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

What's your myspace url pretty?




its myspace.com/prettypleads




Thank you pretty!
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#314711 - 04/10/08 09:22 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What's your myspace url pretty?




its myspace.com/prettypleads




Thank you pretty?





your welcome
be warned thouhg- my blogs are lame
and not good
but im totally a myspace junkie

go friend me
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#314712 - 04/10/08 10:08 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
have2cit Offline
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So you really are just an annoying original poster.

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#314713 - 04/10/08 10:12 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
Unregistered


Okay, the lady put up the goods. Just one question: The guy's name was "Dirty???"

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#314714 - 04/10/08 10:13 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Registered: 03/12/08
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Figured I would flip it for you





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#314715 - 04/10/08 10:13 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

So you really are just an annoying original poster.




uh
ok
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#314716 - 04/10/08 10:14 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Okay, the lady put up the goods. Just one question: The guy's name was "Dirty???"




thats his stage name yes
dirty deeds
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#314717 - 04/10/08 10:15 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!
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#314718 - 04/10/08 10:16 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Thx for the picture, Pretty. The delay has been forgiven.

I truly adore compliant whores.

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#314719 - 04/10/08 10:16 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
Unregistered


"Dirty Deeds?"

Does he work "dirt cheap???"

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#314720 - 04/10/08 10:22 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

"Dirty Deeds?"

Does he work "dirt cheap???"





lol
no
but i do to work with him

he knows just how to kick my ass
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#314721 - 04/10/08 10:23 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Thx for the picture, Pretty. The delay has been forgiven.

I truly adore compliant whores.






hhehehe
well you already knew fatman
cause you found me on myspace?
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#314722 - 04/10/08 10:34 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Tritone Offline
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You truly do live up to your name, pretty.


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#314723 - 04/10/08 10:43 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

You truly do live up to your name, pretty.






thank you
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#314724 - 04/10/08 10:57 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.





This sounds like a kidnapping negotiation where they ask for a pic of the victim holding today's newspaper.
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#314725 - 04/10/08 10:58 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.





This sounds like a kidnapping negotiation where they ask for a pic of the victim holding today's newspaper.





right?

well whatever
if it makes em happyim fine to do it
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#314726 - 04/10/08 12:57 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
The Cynical Villain Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!




I likes.
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#314727 - 04/10/08 01:02 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bornyo Offline
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I was pretty skeptical myself. I thought we were seeing stock photos and I couldn't understand why the mole on the cheek kept changing sides of her face.

I guess now we know pretty is for real.

I think we should set Pretty up with a blind date with Ben. They seem compatible.

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#314728 - 04/10/08 01:09 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
gia jordan Offline
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HA! I've already asked if she was Ben's sister.
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#314729 - 04/10/08 01:54 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bluecipher Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!




I likes.




I guess Pretty is real and, well, pretty.
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#314730 - 04/10/08 02:36 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
NitneLiun Offline
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I never thought she was an alt, but I still think she's fucking annoying.
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#314731 - 04/10/08 02:57 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Quote:

I never thought she was an alt, but I still think she's fucking annoying.




Concur.

And it looks as if she took typing lessons at Smelly Monkey's School for Internets.

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#314732 - 04/10/08 02:59 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you








I spot cheap Andy Warhol knockoffs in the background, it's a trick I'm telling you!

Is it me, or do her post read like a Haiku?
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#314733 - 04/10/08 03:09 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Is it me, or do her post read like a Haiku?




Thus:

Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.





Until: we get to This Post:

Quote:



no
thats wrong
a release just states your the model
youre ok with getting your pictures taken by such and such
blahblahblah
a usage agreement is what youre thinking of
once a model signs a usage agreement thats fine for holly
or anyone else those imagesa nd their usage are signed over to
to do whatever with them
thats whatt the model signed
thats not exploitation
the model is paid her rate and there her interest in the images ends
and the photographer can submit them to magazines, or publish them in a calendar or whatever after a usage agreememtn is signed


and portfolio shots are often paid for by the model
or shot on trade tfp/tfcd basis
not hte other way around







And suddenly she knows what she's talking about. Curious...

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#314734 - 04/10/08 03:18 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Fiend Offline
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Pretty...Please post a pic of you with your keyboard on top of your head.....topless preferred but not required. Its relevant to everyone's interests.
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#314735 - 04/10/08 03:25 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
freestylah Offline
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Pretty, please post of a pic of yourself in front of an oncoming train, going 100 mph. Clothed if possible. Thanks.
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#314736 - 04/10/08 03:43 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
jamesn Offline
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Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
hey pretty and tritone-you guys REALLY should bang. it's so poetically-perfect. fat white chick being hit on by black guys.
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#314737 - 04/10/08 05:03 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Handful Offline
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Quote:

I was pretty skeptical myself. I thought we were seeing stock photos and I couldn't understand why the mole on the cheek kept changing sides of her face.

I guess now we know pretty is for real.




Real or not, there's something about the posting tyle that reminds me of Manessa...
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#314738 - 04/10/08 07:03 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!




I likes.




I guess Pretty is real and, well, pretty.


She looks pretty there, maybe it's a Monkey Alt. Anyone think that??

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