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#314689 - 04/10/08 06:54 AM Someone has to say it.
NitneLiun Offline
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pretty is pretty fucking annoying.
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#314690 - 04/10/08 06:57 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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I think she's an alt created with that sole purpose in mind.

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#314691 - 04/10/08 07:38 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

I think she's an alt created with that sole purpose in mind.




im really not
and im really not tring to annoy anyone
sorry
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#314692 - 04/10/08 07:46 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Then prove it or kick rocks.

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#314693 - 04/10/08 07:47 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Then prove it or kick rocks.




um
how?
im not webcamming you wiht you no matter how many times you say im not real

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#314694 - 04/10/08 07:49 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
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Quote:

Then prove it or kick rocks.




Again: Pretty, photo of "I Love XPT" written across your tits in red lipstick. Otherwise, it's obvious that your "pics" are just stock photos.

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#314695 - 04/10/08 07:51 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.

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#314696 - 04/10/08 07:51 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.

Pretty - It appears you've officially been called out. I'd like to believe that there aren't as many Alt-IDs around here as people suspect there are, but there's only one way to tell.

If you're not an ALT-ID, and would like everyone to believe that, please post a pic of yourself holding a sign that says "Hello XPT!" or something along those lines. You don't have to be nude (although that would be preferred ), however, if you don't clear it up now, the Alt accusations will keep coming.

EDIT: Talk about last one to the party...


Edited by Vizzle O'Dizzle (04/10/08 07:52 AM)
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#314697 - 04/10/08 07:55 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Then prove it or kick rocks.




Again: Pretty, photo of "I Love XPT" written across your tits in red lipstick. Otherwise, it's obvious that your "pics" are just stock photos.





lol
i know you want the xpt sign
and ill make it
you could just ask
you dont have to accuse me of being a fae person
theyre not stock photos
theyre what ive been sending out to agencies
the one thats my avatar is the "back"
and the ones i posted other wise i was asked for by renfield
and they were laptop web cam captures
lol
but yes
ill make you your xpt sign
its gonna have the letters backwards though. ok?
so someone will have to flip it
im on a macbook and when i did fan signs for adamblascast and afrosquad the letters came out spelled backwrds?
but if someone can flip it i tll read right
im going to work around two pm and ill throw it u here then cause im all grubby and just woke up right now lol
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#314698 - 04/10/08 08:08 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Crocodile Offline
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What's your myspace url pretty?
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#314699 - 04/10/08 08:23 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Care Less Offline
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Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.






Just compare spelling, capitalization and syntax.

Optionally sense conspiracy.

Check your perceptive capabilities.

Consider getting help.
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#314700 - 04/10/08 08:29 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.






Just compare spelling, capitalization and syntax.

Optionally sense conspiracy.

Check your perceptive capabilities.

Consider getting help.




Don't want to offend.

Merely an observation

Wow you are touchy.
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#314701 - 04/10/08 08:48 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Care Less Offline
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I am rather astounded than offended, given the obvious differences.

I did not write this reply for you alone, thus all conspiracy theorists were addressed as well.

And being "touchy" is not a good idea around here. Therefore it is quite far away from what I consider important, generally.
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#314702 - 04/10/08 08:50 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

What's your myspace url pretty?




its myspace.com/prettypleads
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#314703 - 04/10/08 08:50 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

I am rather astounded than offended, given the obvious differences.

I did not write this reply for you alone, thus all conspiracy theorists were addressed as well.

And being "touchy" is not a good idea around here. Therefore it is quite far away from what I consider important, generally.






lol
iknow
like, what?

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#314704 - 04/10/08 08:53 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.




sure you dont
hard to tell by the way youre trolling me
lol

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#314705 - 04/10/08 09:12 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.




sure you dont
hard to tell by the way youre trolling me
lol







here you go XPT
earlier than scheduled


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#314706 - 04/10/08 09:14 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
gia jordan Offline
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You look very different from the pic you have where you are kissing your bf. What's the story there? No offense, but did you lose a lot of weight?
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#314707 - 04/10/08 09:16 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

You look very different from the pic you have where you are kissing your bf. What's the story there? No offense, but did you lose a lot of weight?




yes i did!

like eighty five pounds so far
i know- its a huge difference
the pic where i was kissing dirty is like very old
like, over a year old
so i dont let it bother me when people pick on it
im proud of myself
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#314708 - 04/10/08 09:17 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Vizzle Offline
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Survey says......NOT an Alt!

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#314709 - 04/10/08 09:20 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Survey says......NOT an Alt!







lol im really me
i swear

its still spelled backwards thouhg lol
well
whatever
i got ready like way earlier to post that cause i figured everyone'd be all "oh its a fake id guy calling ht girl to come pose fr the fansign"
lol
buti knew it'd come out backwards, the letters i mean
im on a macbook and whenever ive done fansigns like on myspcae and stuff, the spelling comes out backwards too

anywaythere you have it
im gonna go enjoy my coffee now
bye XPT
mwa!
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#314710 - 04/10/08 09:20 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

What's your myspace url pretty?




its myspace.com/prettypleads




Thank you pretty!
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#314711 - 04/10/08 09:22 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What's your myspace url pretty?




its myspace.com/prettypleads




Thank you pretty?





your welcome
be warned thouhg- my blogs are lame
and not good
but im totally a myspace junkie

go friend me
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#314712 - 04/10/08 10:08 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
have2cit Offline
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So you really are just an annoying original poster.

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#314713 - 04/10/08 10:12 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
Unregistered


Okay, the lady put up the goods. Just one question: The guy's name was "Dirty???"

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#314714 - 04/10/08 10:13 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Loc: Edmonton, AB
Figured I would flip it for you





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#314715 - 04/10/08 10:13 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

So you really are just an annoying original poster.




uh
ok
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#314716 - 04/10/08 10:14 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Okay, the lady put up the goods. Just one question: The guy's name was "Dirty???"




thats his stage name yes
dirty deeds
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#314717 - 04/10/08 10:15 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!
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#314718 - 04/10/08 10:16 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Thx for the picture, Pretty. The delay has been forgiven.

I truly adore compliant whores.

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#314719 - 04/10/08 10:16 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
Unregistered


"Dirty Deeds?"

Does he work "dirt cheap???"

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#314720 - 04/10/08 10:22 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

"Dirty Deeds?"

Does he work "dirt cheap???"





lol
no
but i do to work with him

he knows just how to kick my ass
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#314721 - 04/10/08 10:23 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Thx for the picture, Pretty. The delay has been forgiven.

I truly adore compliant whores.






hhehehe
well you already knew fatman
cause you found me on myspace?
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#314722 - 04/10/08 10:34 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Tritone Offline
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You truly do live up to your name, pretty.


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#314723 - 04/10/08 10:43 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

You truly do live up to your name, pretty.






thank you
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#314724 - 04/10/08 10:57 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.





This sounds like a kidnapping negotiation where they ask for a pic of the victim holding today's newspaper.
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#314725 - 04/10/08 10:58 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Just the way fatty told you, you write something on a sign or better yet your tits, that says something about XPT. Do it or kick rocks. And no I have absolutely no desire to web cam with you, even if you were real, I don't go for fat chicks.





This sounds like a kidnapping negotiation where they ask for a pic of the victim holding today's newspaper.





right?

well whatever
if it makes em happyim fine to do it
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#314726 - 04/10/08 12:57 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
The Cynical Villain Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!




I likes.
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#314727 - 04/10/08 01:02 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bornyo Offline
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I was pretty skeptical myself. I thought we were seeing stock photos and I couldn't understand why the mole on the cheek kept changing sides of her face.

I guess now we know pretty is for real.

I think we should set Pretty up with a blind date with Ben. They seem compatible.

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#314728 - 04/10/08 01:09 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
gia jordan Offline
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HA! I've already asked if she was Ben's sister.
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#314729 - 04/10/08 01:54 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bluecipher Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!




I likes.




I guess Pretty is real and, well, pretty.
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#314730 - 04/10/08 02:36 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
NitneLiun Offline
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I never thought she was an alt, but I still think she's fucking annoying.
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#314731 - 04/10/08 02:57 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

I never thought she was an alt, but I still think she's fucking annoying.




Concur.

And it looks as if she took typing lessons at Smelly Monkey's School for Internets.

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#314732 - 04/10/08 02:59 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Eminence Front Offline
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Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you








I spot cheap Andy Warhol knockoffs in the background, it's a trick I'm telling you!

Is it me, or do her post read like a Haiku?
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#314733 - 04/10/08 03:09 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Is it me, or do her post read like a Haiku?




Thus:

Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.





Until: we get to This Post:

Quote:



no
thats wrong
a release just states your the model
youre ok with getting your pictures taken by such and such
blahblahblah
a usage agreement is what youre thinking of
once a model signs a usage agreement thats fine for holly
or anyone else those imagesa nd their usage are signed over to
to do whatever with them
thats whatt the model signed
thats not exploitation
the model is paid her rate and there her interest in the images ends
and the photographer can submit them to magazines, or publish them in a calendar or whatever after a usage agreememtn is signed


and portfolio shots are often paid for by the model
or shot on trade tfp/tfcd basis
not hte other way around







And suddenly she knows what she's talking about. Curious...

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#314734 - 04/10/08 03:18 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Fiend Offline
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Pretty...Please post a pic of you with your keyboard on top of your head.....topless preferred but not required. Its relevant to everyone's interests.
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#314735 - 04/10/08 03:25 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
freestylah Offline
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Pretty, please post of a pic of yourself in front of an oncoming train, going 100 mph. Clothed if possible. Thanks.
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#314736 - 04/10/08 03:43 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
jamesn Offline
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
hey pretty and tritone-you guys REALLY should bang. it's so poetically-perfect. fat white chick being hit on by black guys.
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#314737 - 04/10/08 05:03 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Handful Offline
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Quote:

I was pretty skeptical myself. I thought we were seeing stock photos and I couldn't understand why the mole on the cheek kept changing sides of her face.

I guess now we know pretty is for real.




Real or not, there's something about the posting tyle that reminds me of Manessa...
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#314738 - 04/10/08 07:03 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you











thank you! yay!




I likes.




I guess Pretty is real and, well, pretty.


She looks pretty there, maybe it's a Monkey Alt. Anyone think that??

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#314739 - 04/10/08 07:06 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
ivorenginedriver Offline
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I like pretty and hate a sausage fest, and hope that Pretty doesn't get run out of here by rough treatment. Haven't you dudes ever heard the wisdom of Wilson Mizner on this matter, that one should treat a woman involved in the flesh biz like a lady to keep here willing to play ball?

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#314740 - 04/10/08 08:04 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

I was pretty skeptical myself. I thought we were seeing stock photos and I couldn't understand why the mole on the cheek kept changing sides of her face.

I guess now we know pretty is for real.

I think we should set Pretty up with a blind date with Ben. They seem compatible.




well
the webcam takes the pictuer backwards?
and then i guess it changes wehen the pic gets flipped
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#314741 - 04/10/08 08:05 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

HA! I've already asked if she was Ben's sister.




she did!
but
who is ben?
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#314742 - 04/10/08 08:07 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

I never thought she was an alt, but I still think she's fucking annoying.




pfft
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#314743 - 04/10/08 08:08 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

I never thought she was an alt, but I still think she's fucking annoying.




Concur.

And it looks as if she took typing lessons at Smelly Monkey's School for Internets.






not even gona bother
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#314744 - 04/10/08 08:09 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Figured I would flip it for you








I spot cheap Andy Warhol knockoffs in the background, it's a trick I'm telling you!

Is it me, or do her post read like a Haiku?





haha
why does everyoe say that?

i think i just hit return too much or something
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#314745 - 04/10/08 08:11 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

HA! I've already asked if she was Ben's sister.




she did!
but
who is ben?




ben is your future husband.
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#314746 - 04/10/08 08:11 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Is it me, or do her post read like a Haiku?




Thus:

Quote:

Her sentence structure is almost exactly like Care Less, but it's just too obvious.





Until: we get to This Post:

Quote:



no
thats wrong
a release just states your the model
youre ok with getting your pictures taken by such and such
blahblahblah
a usage agreement is what youre thinking of
once a model signs a usage agreement thats fine for holly
or anyone else those imagesa nd their usage are signed over to
to do whatever with them
thats whatt the model signed
thats not exploitation
the model is paid her rate and there her interest in the images ends
and the photographer can submit them to magazines, or publish them in a calendar or whatever after a usage agreememtn is signed


and portfolio shots are often paid for by the model
or shot on trade tfp/tfcd basis
not hte other way around







And suddenly she knows what she's talking about. Curious...




well
ive shot alot of trade
thats how alot of new models get their ports put together
and im a model mayhem addict
and all the forums therer all day are like fights about trade shoots
so a girl an get pretty well versed pretty quickly
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#314747 - 04/10/08 08:18 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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I like pretty and hate a sausage fest, and hope that Pretty doesn't get run out of here by rough treatment. Haven't you dudes ever heard the wisdom of Wilson Mizner on this matter, that one should treat a woman involved in the flesh biz like a lady to keep here willing to play ball?




I've always been nice to the XPT girls. It took a lot of effort, but I was even nice to Padova. There is something about pretty that makes me just want to stick a baseball bat in her ass and break it off.
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#314748 - 04/10/08 08:21 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

I like pretty and hate a sausage fest, and hope that Pretty doesn't get run out of here by rough treatment. Haven't you dudes ever heard the wisdom of Wilson Mizner on this matter, that one should treat a woman involved in the flesh biz like a lady to keep here willing to play ball?




I've always been nice to the XPT girls. It took a lot of effort, but I was even nice to Padova. There is something about pretty that makes me just want to stick a baseball bat in her ass and break it off.




its enthusiasm
you probably only like girls that dont like it
your problem
not mine
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#314749 - 04/10/08 08:25 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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There is something about pretty that makes me just want to stick a baseball bat in her ass and break it off.





Love in Spring!

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#314750 - 04/10/08 08:26 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

She looks pretty there, maybe it's a Monkey Alt. Anyone think that??





Could Smelly Monkey be that Evil?

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#314751 - 04/10/08 08:27 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

There is something about pretty that makes me just want to stick a baseball bat in her ass and break it off.





Love in Spring!






right?
romance
puhleeze

dudes go t issues
then again
we all do
i dont judge

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#314752 - 04/10/08 08:34 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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dudes go t issues





People who post on porn boards might have "issues"?

THE HELL YOU SAY!




Where are the nudie pics?? Be compliant and post a nudie pic!
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#314753 - 04/10/08 08:37 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Be compliant and post a nudie pic!




Please don't.

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#314754 - 04/10/08 08:39 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

dudes go t issues





People who post on porn boards might have "issues"?

THE HELL YOU SAY!




Where are the nudie pics?? Be compliant and post a nudie pic!




well
surely you dont mean me?
hehe
Im just fine
no issues here
nosirree


nude pics: xpeeps and model mayhem get more of my ass than dirty does

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#314755 - 04/10/08 08:43 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Pretty...Please post a pic of you with your keyboard on top of your head.....topless preferred but not required. Its relevant to everyone's interests.






?
i cant silly
its a laptop
the keyboard and the cam would be on top of my head
youd get a nice pic of my kitchen cieling
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#314756 - 04/10/08 08:46 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

HA! I've already asked if she was Ben's sister.




she did!
but
who is ben?




ben is your future husband.




no
dirty
i know it when i see it
its dirtryy
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#314757 - 04/10/08 09:49 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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#314758 - 04/11/08 01:12 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Pretty is aiiiight with me. Comments are straight forward and doesn't act as if she's better than anyone else.
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#314759 - 04/11/08 05:57 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Pretty is aiiiight with me. Comments are straight forward and doesn't act as if she's better than anyone else.




Biff's right. She seems nice and she's not stuck up. I know we're always eager for an irritating whore to kick around, but this isn't her, keep walking.
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#314760 - 04/11/08 06:43 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:







thats adams comic! hehe
theyre really cool
theyre in like, florida
they have this really funny podcast show where make girls have like, "ass-offs" and they like, crank call tila tequila and shit
see? i emailed him the pics and he made it a comic book like that
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#314761 - 04/11/08 06:44 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

Pretty is aiiiight with me. Comments are straight forward and doesn't act as if she's better than anyone else.




Biff's right. She seems nice and she's not stuck up. I know we're always eager for an irritating whore to kick around, but this isn't her, keep walking.




wow
thanks
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#314762 - 04/11/08 10:29 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:




How many sets of boobs in that pic? I cant make it out?

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#314763 - 04/11/08 10:58 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Pretty seems pretty okay, her posting form is different but, I wouldn't say she's in the top 20 most annoying posters on XPT. Theres plenty of other douchebags to take those spots.
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#314764 - 04/11/08 11:00 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Fiend Offline
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Quote:


?
i cant silly
its a laptop
the keyboard and the cam would be on top of my head
youd get a nice pic of my kitchen cieling




Clearly , she is a fake and a troll. Man the harpoons and kill it with fire!!!!
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#314765 - 04/11/08 01:45 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

There is something about pretty that makes me just want to stick a baseball bat in her ass and break it off.




Thank you for a new sig.
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#314766 - 04/11/08 05:02 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Mr. Steward, she's ready for her close-up.


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#314767 - 04/11/08 05:05 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Pretty, can I make a suggestion? Please get your eyebrows waxed. Most upper-end salons will do this and it doesn't hurt. It will flatter your face more. Results last for 2 months. Don't do this yourself. Some things are best left to professionals.
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#314768 - 04/11/08 05:15 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Pretty, can I make a suggestion? Please get your eyebrows waxed. Most upper-end salons will do this and it doesn't hurt. It will flatter your face more. Results last for 2 months. Don't do this yourself. Some things are best left to professionals.





i shall
thank you
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#314769 - 04/11/08 05:16 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
John Floofin Offline
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Show us them tatters too, while you're at it.

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#314770 - 04/11/08 05:21 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Fiend Offline
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Quote:

Pretty, can I make a suggestion? Please get your eyebrows waxed. Most upper-end salons will do this and it doesn't hurt. It will flatter your face more. Results last for 2 months. Don't do this yourself. Some things are best left to professionals.




Looking at some of your pics I thought you were a "sharpie" brow girl.
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#314771 - 04/11/08 07:45 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Pretty, can I make a suggestion? Please get your eyebrows waxed. Most upper-end salons will do this and it doesn't hurt. It will flatter your face more. Results last for 2 months. Don't do this yourself. Some things are best left to professionals.



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#314772 - 04/11/08 07:48 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Official tl;dr thread..
I read less than a page..
Tits or gtfo if it hasn't already been said.

And when I say tits I mean shit pounded so hard you bleed from your Jesus wounds.
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#314773 - 04/11/08 10:48 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

You look very different from the pic you have where you are kissing your bf. What's the story there? No offense, but did you lose a lot of weight?




yes i did!

like eighty five pounds so far




Ryan Knox?

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#314774 - 04/16/08 07:19 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Pretty, can I make a suggestion? Please get your eyebrows waxed. Most upper-end salons will do this and it doesn't hurt. It will flatter your face more. Results last for 2 months. Don't do this yourself. Some things are best left to professionals.








she was offering constructive criticism renfield
not bagging
not everything is a reindeer game
shes very knowledgable about fashion beauty and fitness tips
i adore gia
and her advice
and am not taking it as an insult
it so happens she was right
i had the brows waxed and noticed a severe increase in earning s last night
and got a ton of compliments on them too
ive never had them shaped, plucked, waxed or anything before

but it did kinda hurt a bit!
but they look really really superior now fer sure
thanks gia
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#314775 - 04/16/08 10:46 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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So you started the dancing gig, Pretty?
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#314776 - 04/16/08 11:30 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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yep
i like that club alot
the girls are very pretty and nice
theres oil wrestling tonight! i cant wait to worklol
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#314777 - 04/16/08 11:34 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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You wrestling?
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#314778 - 04/16/08 02:54 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

but I still think she's fucking annoying.




co-sign
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#314779 - 04/16/08 11:24 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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You wrestling?



no they didnt end up having oil wrestling tonight
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#314780 - 04/17/08 06:35 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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"...i had the brows waxed and noticed a severe increase in earning s last night and got a ton of compliments on them too ..."

Show us your eyebrows!
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#314781 - 04/21/08 02:30 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Bump.

Lest we forget.....
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#314782 - 04/21/08 03:13 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Pretty, can I make a suggestion? Please get your eyebrows waxed. Most upper-end salons will do this and it doesn't hurt. It will flatter your face more. Results last for 2 months. Don't do this yourself. Some things are best left to professionals.








she was offering constructive criticism renfield
not bagging
not everything is a reindeer game
shes very knowledgable about fashion beauty and fitness tips
i adore gia
and her advice
and am not taking it as an insult
it so happens she was right
i had the brows waxed and noticed a severe increase in earning s last night
and got a ton of compliments on them too
ive never had them shaped, plucked, waxed or anything before

but it did kinda hurt a bit!
but they look really really superior now fer sure
thanks gia


I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.

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#314783 - 04/21/08 03:46 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.
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#314784 - 04/22/08 12:06 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
BIFF™ Offline
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I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.




You're not baggin' on her huh? And you've got the balls to talk about someone's looks:

=

Quote:

As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.




Let's see a pic of the "IT" that is you.


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#314785 - 04/22/08 07:08 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.




You're not baggin' on her huh? And you've got the balls to talk about someone's looks:

=

Quote:

As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.




Let's see a pic of the "IT" that is you.





oh im over it biff
but thanks
shes one way in PM's and another on the boards
if i was a real shit id post some PM's from her i got
but im not

thanks though

besides i like the new ones
they took a little getting used to
but theyre working for me so i like em
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#314786 - 04/22/08 08:38 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.




You're not baggin' on her huh? And you've got the balls to talk about someone's looks:

=

Quote:

As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.




Let's see a pic of the "IT" that is you.


Love when you post my pictures and Im not ugly and I know it. My eyebrows are perfect always, done once a week. Biff you are so fucking lame and thanks for saving my picture that makes me smile.

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#314787 - 04/22/08 08:41 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.




You're not baggin' on her huh? And you've got the balls to talk about someone's looks:

=

Quote:

As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.




Let's see a pic of the "IT" that is you.





oh im over it biff
but thanks
shes one way in PM's and another on the boards
if i was a real shit id post some PM's from her i got
but im not

thanks though

besides i like the new ones
they took a little getting used to
but theyre working for me so i like em


Wtf its not that serious girl, post the PM's. What did I say, I gave you compliments and what?????? Its really not that deep, I didnt want to tell you that you needed your eyebrows done, its not my place. If you feel you like them and you look good hey good for you. God touchy, I said you're pretty do you need to keep hearing it?

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#314788 - 04/22/08 08:45 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Ren: Do you think BIFF gets off on your pic in some kind of sexual way?
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#314789 - 04/22/08 08:49 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Ren: Do you think BIFF gets off on your pic in some kind of sexual way?


who the fuck know what these losers do for some of them that "HATE" me they all saved my picture and post it often which is wierd, if you thought I was that hideous and didnt want to look at me, why keep posting my pictures?
Im going to let them think they won, cause that is how it is in their loser minds, when you ignore them they think they won, so that's what Im going to do.

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#314790 - 04/22/08 09:14 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bornyo Offline
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Ren: Do you think BIFF gets off on your pic in some kind of sexual way?




I do.

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#314791 - 04/22/08 11:23 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.




You're not baggin' on her huh? And you've got the balls to talk about someone's looks:

=

Quote:

As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.




Let's see a pic of the "IT" that is you.





oh im over it biff
but thanks
shes one way in PM's and another on the boards
if i was a real shit id post some PM's from her i got
but im not

thanks though

besides i like the new ones
they took a little getting used to
but theyre working for me so i like em


Wtf its not that serious girl, post the PM's. What did I say, I gave you compliments and what?????? Its really not that deep, I didnt want to tell you that you needed your eyebrows done, its not my place. If you feel you like them and you look good hey good for you. God touchy, I said you're pretty do you need to keep hearing it?





of course!
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#314792 - 04/23/08 11:07 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Love when you post my pictures and Im not ugly and I know it. My eyebrows are perfect always, done once a week. Biff you are so fucking lame and thanks for saving my picture that makes me smile.




Try the search feature sometime. I don't save pics of hideous beasts that will likely crash my computer's hard drive.



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Ren: Do you think BIFF gets off on your pic in some kind of sexual way?




Much like you get off on all the pictures of food you've saved over the years.

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Who the fuck knows what these losers do? For some of them that "HATE" me they all saved my picture and post it often which is wierd. If you thought I was that hideous and didn't want to look at me, why keep posting my pictures?
I'm going to let them think they have won, because that is how it is in their loser minds. When you ignore them, they will think they have won. So, that's what I'm going to do.





Fixed.

Keep telling yourself that.

I don't know you to hate you. Just pointing out your hypocrisy. That's all.
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#314793 - 04/23/08 11:26 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Ren: Do you think BIFF gets off on your pic in some kind of sexual way?




Much like you get off on all the pictures of food you've saved over the years.





I don't think I have a single picture of food saved. Besides, it would take up valuable space otherwise needed for "liberated" porn clips.

Anyway, if I could get off on the pictures of food I wouldn't be fat.
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#314794 - 04/23/08 03:55 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I thought it was funny cause I wouldnt be the one to tell you that but she did. Im not bagging on you either, but as a female you shouldn't need another female to tell you that you have thick unattractive eyebrows.




You're not baggin' on her huh? And you've got the balls to talk about someone's looks:

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As if that was the only unattractive feature of hers.




Let's see a pic of the "IT" that is you.





oh im over it biff
but thanks
shes one way in PM's and another on the boards
if i was a real shit id post some PM's from her i got
but im not

thanks though

besides i like the new ones
they took a little getting used to
but theyre working for me so i like em


Wtf its not that serious girl, post the PM's. What did I say, I gave you compliments and what?????? Its really not that deep, I didnt want to tell you that you needed your eyebrows done, its not my place. If you feel you like them and you look good hey good for you. God touchy, I said you're pretty do you need to keep hearing it?





of course!


Well I wont keep teling you I already did and was very pleasant to you when others were very mean to you I told you dont mind them they aint shit, and then you threaten me with posting my PM's. Do it if you feel necessary I didnt say anything I wouldnt say out in a public forum. I am completely and utterly through. Keep up your happy life, I wish you nothing but the best and that is the truth.

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#314795 - 04/23/08 04:51 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bluecipher Offline
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No everyone, please back off from the brink, take a deep breath, and reconsider continuing the catfight, please.
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#314796 - 04/23/08 05:49 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
ok
youre totally givin me the giggles now
i gotta go
back to the vu
bye xpt!
mwa!
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#314797 - 04/23/08 07:46 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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I think I've figured it out. "Pretty" might as well be another Nago/Pris. That is all.

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#314798 - 04/23/08 07:52 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Juan, we have enough sausage here. I'm willing to give pretty the bfd. That's not saying much but...
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#314799 - 04/23/08 08:10 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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OK, good point. The dude abides.

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#314800 - 04/23/08 08:30 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
k1ng Offline
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I know a lot of people dislike top posting quotes/pictures, but the fucking haiku on crack style makes me want to go on a killing spree.
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#314801 - 04/23/08 08:35 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
John Floofin Offline
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I agree. Maybe she's just that slow, so that the intellect only comes out in 7 syllable spurts, so to speak. Still abiding, trying to abide.

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#314802 - 04/23/08 08:50 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Do not blame Haikus.
Writing them seems beyond her.
Her posts are random.

Haikus are structured.
Not type 2 words, hit Enter.
They take discipline.

She has no real plan.
It's just stream of consciousness.
It dribbles on out.

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#314803 - 04/23/08 09:06 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
Bluecipher Offline
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Do not blame Haikus.
Writing them seems beyond her.
Her posts are random.

Haikus are structured.
Not type 2 words, hit Enter.
They take discipline.

She has no real plan.
It's just stream of consciousness.
It dribbles on out.






I believe it is a form of shorthand stream of consciousness.
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#314804 - 04/23/08 10:38 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Fatman's characterization of Pretty's stream of consciousness is pretty well spot on.

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#314805 - 04/23/08 10:56 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
John Floofin Offline
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Fatman's characterization of Pretty's stream of consciousness is pretty well spot on.




i would like to brain
the both of them with an axe
for our benefit

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#314806 - 04/24/08 02:34 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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I think I've figured it out. "Pretty" might as well be another Nago/Pris. That is all.




whos that?
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#314807 - 04/24/08 02:37 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Do not blame Haikus.
Writing them seems beyond her.
Her posts are random.

Haikus are structured.
Not type 2 words, hit Enter.
They take discipline.

She has no real plan.
It's just stream of consciousness.
It dribbles on out.






disco!

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#314808 - 04/24/08 02:38 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Do not blame Haikus.
Writing them seems beyond her.
Her posts are random.

Haikus are structured.
Not type 2 words, hit Enter.
They take discipline.

She has no real plan.
It's just stream of consciousness.
It dribbles on out.






I believe it is a form of shorthand stream of consciousness.





very short hand
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#314809 - 04/24/08 06:35 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I think I've figured it out. "Pretty" might as well be another Nago/Pris. That is all.




Nice one, although I find Pretty more annoying.
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#314810 - 04/24/08 06:50 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Annoying? Definitely. Stupid? Definitely. But I'll put a in this to make it seem less mean.

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#314811 - 04/26/08 11:47 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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Annoying? Definitely. Stupid? Definitely. But I'll put a in this to make it seem less mean.




now THAT was funny

i cant read xpt before work it gives me giggles then everyone thinks im stoned
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#314812 - 04/30/08 09:21 PM Re: Someone has to say it.
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
IMHO Pretty is pretty fucking hot
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#314813 - 05/01/08 01:25 AM Re: Someone has to say it.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well thank you corndoggie
mwa!

love, pretty
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