Yes, I love the ever-forgiving role that God & Jesus play in this whole scenario. It's not the brainwashing & coddling that Shelley gives, it's the mystical works of God and the loving savior Jesus H. Christ.

Both of them are equal to the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny to me, so I don't see how that's possible. But, the tooth fairy would have made me rich if only I had a couple thousand teeth to lose, I should be thankful for such characters in life.

This sentence got me ragging hard:

Julie has been away from her family for several years trapped in the porn industry in California.

It's nice to know that slavery is back in this country, in the form (or farm) of fuck pigs & cum hogs on the ranch that is Porn Valley.