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Holly's mom is an ugly old bag.




The fact that Suze is a former model and has appeared in Playboy would tend to nullify this statement somewhat.

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If Jenna calls Suze a shark, and it walks like a shark, it is a shark.




Two things: 1) Whores lie and 2) Sharks don't walk...possibly because they have no legs.

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If you tell the girl she is going to be huge in porn, the shoot would cost much more. Break down the whore's self-esteem first. That is how the Randall's do it!




Thanks for revealing the closely-guarded secret behind 'The Randall Formula'...no doubt by following these simple steps I'll soon be a successful photographer and relocating to Malibu in the blink of an eye!

Say...you wouldn't happen to have a similar plan for running a wildly successful and extremely profitable internet radio station, would you?