Today I once again noticed that Jenna Jameson, whose undead corpse turned 34 today, appears on a poster for a "mainstream" movie. These posters are pasted to the temporary fencing at construction sites over the new Rambo film posters.




I think that Jenna will be fine in this role since neither skill should require her to stretch her painfully limited range. She's experienced as a stripper, and has been a zombie for years.

The question: Can she do both AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?

I think: YES!




And, I only hope Freddie Kruger rips the shit out of her!