Quote:

Tryi this one:

Actor A: Chun, sometimes you are a pain in the ass.

Actor B: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.

And from the same scene:

Actor A: Chun, you are incredible.

Actor B: No . . . . . I am better than that.

This is admittedly from a silly fucking movie, but it still happens to crack me up every time I watch it.

Hint: It was on one of the movie channels this morning.



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Have another from a similarly silly movie:
-What is that stuff?
--It is black blood of earth.
-You mean oil?
--No, I mean black blood of earth
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Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!
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