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#31425 - 06/16/04 07:22 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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This one may be a little obscure:

"Live each day as though it were your last; one day you're sure to be right."
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#31426 - 06/16/04 07:24 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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The sentiment fits Donnie Darko, but that is just a guess.
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#31427 - 06/16/04 07:27 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Hint: the setting of the movie is South Africa
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#31428 - 06/16/04 08:13 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Breaker Morant

pretty obscure alright

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#31429 - 06/16/04 11:15 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Try these on, all from the same movie:
Rory:If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
...........................................................
Soap:Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?
Tom: That would be the same man, yes.
Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

..............................................................
Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

It is a flick from England.
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#31430 - 06/16/04 11:20 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

a great movie

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#31431 - 06/16/04 12:06 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Right and I must compliment you on really knowing your movies both porn and mainstream
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#31432 - 06/17/04 06:44 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Here´s a tricky one.

"MASTURBATE IN HELL!"


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#31433 - 06/17/04 07:43 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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You're right that is tricky. Because that's not a movie it's a book (your autobiography) titled:


"Why I Prefer Transexual Cock"


by S. Martt


With Notes from:

Joey Silvera

John Stagliano

Nacho Vidal

and

Belladonna

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#31434 - 06/17/04 08:43 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Quote:


You're right that is tricky. Because that's not a movie it's a book (your autobiography) titled:


"Why I Prefer Transexual Cock"


by S. Martt


With Notes from:

Joey Silvera

John Stagliano

Nacho Vidal

and

Belladonna




Har dee har har. You´re hilarious. NOT!

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#31435 - 06/17/04 11:12 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Quote:

Here´s a tricky one.

"MASTURBATE IN HELL!"




How about more hints, I'm dumb.
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#31436 - 06/17/04 11:24 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Quote:

How about more hints, I'm dumb.




Try this Cleetus

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#31437 - 06/17/04 12:05 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Ha, iv'e seen that movie a bunch of times since then too. How in the hell did you remember that quote? It may be time to crown you King of the Movie Quotes.
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#31438 - 06/18/04 03:32 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Tryi this one:

Actor A: Chun, sometimes you are a pain in the ass.

Actor B: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.

And from the same scene:

Actor A: Chun, you are incredible.

Actor B: No . . . . . I am better than that.

This is admittedly from a silly fucking movie, but it still happens to crack me up every time I watch it.

Hint: It was on one of the movie channels this morning.
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#31439 - 06/18/04 08:04 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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"That is why I keep you around. Soon I will be world leader. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

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#31440 - 06/18/04 05:58 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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How about these from the same movie of course:
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

The way you was lollygagging with them picks and shovels, you would think it was a hundred and twenty degrees out here. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen.

All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.

Come on this is an easy one, you know they couldn't make this movie in this day of Political correctness.
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#31441 - 06/18/04 07:02 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Blazing Saddles, of course.

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#31442 - 06/18/04 07:06 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Yup, I knew it was too easy, It is getting a new release on DVD by the end of the month too.
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#31443 - 06/18/04 07:17 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Quote:

Tryi this one:

Actor A: Chun, sometimes you are a pain in the ass.

Actor B: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.

And from the same scene:

Actor A: Chun, you are incredible.

Actor B: No . . . . . I am better than that.

This is admittedly from a silly fucking movie, but it still happens to crack me up every time I watch it.

Hint: It was on one of the movie channels this morning.




Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins


Have another from a similarly silly movie:
-What is that stuff?
--It is black blood of earth.
-You mean oil?
--No, I mean black blood of earth
...................................................
Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!
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#31444 - 06/18/04 07:19 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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HAHA!!!

Cleetus got it!

I can't place yours, though.



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#31445 - 06/18/04 07:20 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
Smartt Offline
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Big Trouble in Little China.


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#31446 - 06/18/04 07:25 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Hah, you bastard that was quick, in world politics we are exactly opposite, in entertainment we must be twins.
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#31447 - 06/18/04 08:11 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Try and guess this one


Hey Z, we got you a few today


Thanks chico, take me to them

(walks down stairs)

Chico, get the gimp


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#31448 - 06/18/04 09:25 PM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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LOL who gets to be the gimp?



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#31449 - 06/19/04 03:40 AM Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Quote:

LOL who gets to be the gimp?





Obvious answer would be swami, but im going to go with alec baldwin of the baldwin brothers fame.
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