Tryi this one:

Actor A: Chun, sometimes you are a pain in the ass.

Actor B: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.

And from the same scene:

Actor A: Chun, you are incredible.

Actor B: No . . . . . I am better than that.

This is admittedly from a silly fucking movie, but it still happens to crack me up every time I watch it.

Hint: It was on one of the movie channels this morning.