it's a goofy bitch of a movie.

how about some kind of plastic surgery chronicles series? seek out dumb cunts with severe issues and each time they get another unnecessary procedure performed, degrade them anew. make them talk for a long time about why they felt the operation was necessary. ask them if they feel better about themselves now, and, if the answer is yes, to offer a detailed explanation as to why. note other things wrong with their body and suggest future procedures. ask them how much of the money from this scene they're going to save for future self-mutilation. if they get a cheap, uneven boob job, tell them it needs to be fixed. (during rough sex, slap one of the titties really hard, repeatedly, and if she complains, tell her you're trying to even things out) require her to disclose how much money she paid for the operation. focus on her imperfections during the actual sex. two guys fuck her and carry on a conversation about "why didn't she fix A instead of B? A is clearly the real problem." "i disagree, A is bad, but C is where i'd start." pretend she's not even there and talk about what's wrong with her physical appearance as you're pounding away from front and back. after the scene is done, make her give her reaction to these comments. do not allow her to clean the cum off of her face before she finishes answering. wish her luck with everything and invite her back after the next surgery. tattoos, i don't know about. maybe if they're really hideous, or like a bunch of them, you could count them as a procedure.

let's vent!